That is fantastic, well played Goose!
What Gets On Your Tits?
Started by
willow
, Jul 05 2005 12:46 PM
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#6601
Claws
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Stage FA NA FTW!
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Posted 13 June 2015 - 07:53 PM
#6602
moospeed
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Billy No Mates
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Posted 15 June 2015 - 03:35 PM
Top marks Goose, yeah a photo of his surprised reaction would've been great.
Only got a couple of weeks 'in the smoke' so I'm gonna pop over and buy you a beer at some point soon fella. I'll leave my selfie stick in the office.
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Ormes
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Scary Internerd
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Posted 15 June 2015 - 03:40 PM
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Ali87
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Billy No Mates
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Posted 15 June 2015 - 08:48 PM
awesome!Walking dogs the other day and walk passed a group of kids. East London so you never know what the fcuk they are upto. Didn't think anything of it and carried on walking through the woods. All of a sudden some prick jumps out beside me holding a stick and I thought he was gonna twat me. I reacted rather angrily and rather without thinking, grab the stick and smashed him with it. fcuked phone and bent stick. He said he wanted to take a surprise selfy with me looking all shocked. He threatened to call the police of which i said yea the police will really understand and sympathise with you jumping out and someone in woodland holding a weapon. Prick.Selfie fecking sticks.
best thing to do with a selfie stick, I just hope he had time to take the photo 
Edited by Ali87, 15 June 2015 - 08:49 PM.
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ghand
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Drunken lampposts only
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Interests:Whisky.Keeping reptiles.Cars.
The odd bike ride, fell walk and weights
Oh and more whisky
Posted 15 June 2015 - 10:25 PM
Poor kid meets a miserable old fart on camera would have been cool
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Goosenka
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Jeep Driving jolly nice chap
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Posted 16 June 2015 - 11:28 AM
Yea let me know Steve. I guess i am a miserable prick but this was slightly different. Thought the geezer was gonna nobble me so you do what you do.Top marks Goose, yeah a photo of his surprised reaction would've been great. Only got a couple of weeks 'in the smoke' so I'm gonna pop over and buy you a beer at some point soon fella. I'll leave my selfie stick in the office.
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Sutol
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Well it's nearly a Lotus
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Posted 18 June 2015 - 07:09 AM
Fox got all our chickens last night, probably because some doodahs are attracting them by feeding them.
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siztenboots
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RaceMode
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Posted 24 June 2015 - 02:00 PM
Why doesn't Pete Doherty shorten his name like J-Lo ?
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Stevie Dubyah
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Billy No Mates
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Posted 24 June 2015 - 02:30 PM
Why doesn't Pete Doherty shorten his name like J-Lo ?
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RabnaKS
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If anyone can talk Bllx, I can!💣
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- Interests:MTB, VX220, oh & cars, golf, sarcasm with humour!
Posted 24 June 2015 - 02:59 PM
While he's a sad specimen of a human, would it be so sad if the headlines were to read "THE SHORT LIFE OF A WASTED TALENT"?Why doesn't Pete Doherty shorten his name like J-Lo ?
#6611
Claws
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Posted 24 June 2015 - 04:10 PM
Not a very snappy headline.
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RabnaKS
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If anyone can talk Bllx, I can!💣
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- Interests:MTB, VX220, oh & cars, golf, sarcasm with humour!
Posted 24 June 2015 - 06:23 PM
I'm no journalist and I couldn't think of a better way of saying would we really be in mourning if the headlines informed us he'd dropped off the perch?Not a very snappy headline.
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PaulCP
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Whipping Boy
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Posted 24 June 2015 - 06:38 PM
Fcuking VX220s
Every time you do a small job you find 2 others which means the expected 2 hours turns into 2 days😠😠😠
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Kieran McC
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Scary Internerd
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- Interests:Fast cars,Track Days.
Posted 24 June 2015 - 06:43 PM
The joy of VX ownership 😂Fcuking VX220s Every time you do a small job you find 2 others which means the expected 2 hours turns into 2 days😠😠😠
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Rudy
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ZZZzzzzz.....
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Posted 24 June 2015 - 07:27 PM
Talent? No. Wasted? Always.While he's a sad specimen of a human, would it be so sad if the headlines were to read "THE SHORT LIFE OF A WASTED TALENT"?Why doesn't Pete Doherty shorten his name like J-Lo ?
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Joes bedroom assistant.
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- Location:Retford/Bovington
Posted 27 June 2015 - 10:04 PM
People selling trailers.
I don't need to know how fcuking shiney the ramps are. I can see that in the pictures. But why oh why do I have to ask every one of the fcuking doodahs how wide and long the bed is and what the MAM is and how much it can carry.
How fcuking solid do they have to be. Do they think people buy them and just have their fingers crossed on wether their fcuking car fits on.
#6617
slindborg
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The Bishop of Stortford
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Posted 29 June 2015 - 02:25 PM
"apply on company website" buttons on Job ads on LinkedIn... the whole fcuking point of linkedin is so a packaged up version of your profile can be sent as a CV to a job advert. doodahs
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Stevie Dubyah
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Billy No Mates
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Posted 29 June 2015 - 02:32 PM
"LinkedIn"
EFA
#6619
furtive
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Need to get Out More
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Posted 30 June 2015 - 03:01 PM
People selling trailers.
I don't need to know how fcuking shiney the ramps are. I can see that in the pictures. But why oh why do I have to ask every one of the fcuking doodahs how wide and long the bed is and what the MAM is and how much it can carry.
How fcuking solid do they have to be. Do they think people buy them and just have their fingers crossed on wether their fcuking car fits on.
They've only just nicked it. They haven't had time to measure it yet
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furtive
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Need to get Out More
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Posted 30 June 2015 - 03:04 PM
"apply on company website" buttons on Job ads on LinkedIn... the whole fcuking point of linkedin is so a packaged up version of your profile can be sent as a CV to a job advert. doodahs
I would much rather send a CV in a format of my choosing tailored to match the job spec, rather than trusting a website to package up a generic profile nicely, put ribbons on it and totally screw with the formatting so it looks sh*t/makes no sense/isn't amended to make me sound awesome
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