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[Zoobeef]

Indeed. Also, mobile versions of websites.

[Rudy]

Tesco offers. Buy 1 for £5.25 or buy 2 for £5. Yeh, I'll just take the one - jeez I thought they stopped that sh*t ages ago.

[furtive]

People who use the most massive golf umbrellas possible in busy city streets on rainy days. Some of the fuckers are bigger than the parasol I have on my garden table. Another case of the "I'm alright, Jack" mentality of people

[Ali87]

People who use the most massive golf umbrellas possible in busy city streets on rainy days. Some of the fuckers are bigger than the parasol I have on my garden table. Another case of the "I'm alright, Jack" mentality of people

they're always short buggers too so they have the pokey bits just at face level

[Captain Vimes]

Torrential rain that soaks through my bike gear in 3 seconds dead

Edited by Captain Vimes, 22 September 2015 - 07:33 PM.

[moospeed]

Torrential rain that soaks through my bike gear in 3 seconds dead

 

Setting off on the bike (ok, scooter in my case) with blue sky and light drizzle, make decision to not wear the gear - and 100 yards down the road a cloudburst from nowhere and look like someone has thrown buckets of water over you.  Poxy UK weather.

[Andrew aka Stuwy]

Email, flooring, staples, imperial to metric, rain, our office calendar, the spelling of the word “live”, lego being damned expensive, needing a p*ss and someone being in the loo, our office only having 1 loo for 10 men, men that are better classified as children, undisciplined children, transportation companies, games crashing for no reason, binge gaming, still needing a p*ss and some doodah is in the loo… still… forgetting to order the beer I want, when it does turn up its leaking, too many plans and not enough cash, things that taste nice but smell like sh*t, dishwashers that don’t wash, never finding a picture frame the correct size, exceptionally large puddles, yellow stuff pads, the cost of gas, two types of hand dryers the ones that are comparable to being breathed on by a down syndrome asthmatic wasp and the other like the back draft to a 747 taking off.. Where is the fcuking middle ground? Can someone ask how happy Larry is and have done with it? The use of no mans land and literally and like and for that matter when there is no place for it. People joining in the conversation but not knowing what you’re talking about. Being called a tramp for wearing a jacket instead of a suit… out of office hours, p*ss off I’m walking home! Whole punches that don’t go the whole way through. Using tipex only once and then it going hard, steps, old pop bands in general. People bodging jobs when it’s not me. Hypocrites Me in general. Uni and students in general. Hipster and the term hipster. That will do for now.

[KurtVerbose]

People, who when you show them a picture on your phone start leafing through all your other pictures.

[Mangham54]

People, who when you show them a picture on your phone start leafing through all your other pictures.

I downloaded a picture of a dwarf eating a massive sandwich (not a euphemism) and they stop dead at the picture. Would have something inappropriate, but working in an education establishment, with some staff being under-18 it isn't worth the risk.

[Acidpopstar]

Email, flooring, staples, imperial to metric, rain, our office calendar, the spelling of the word “live”, lego being damned expensive, needing a p*ss and someone being in the loo, our office only having 1 loo for 10 men, men that are better classified as children, undisciplined children, transportation companies, games crashing for no reason, binge gaming, still needing a p*ss and some doodah is in the loo… still… forgetting to order the beer I want, when it does turn up its leaking, too many plans and not enough cash, things that taste nice but smell like sh*t, dishwashers that don’t wash, never finding a picture frame the correct size, exceptionally large puddles, yellow stuff pads, the cost of gas, two types of hand dryers the ones that are comparable to being breathed on by a down syndrome asthmatic wasp and the other like the back draft to a 747 taking off.. Where is the fcuking middle ground? Can someone ask how happy Larry is and have done with it? The use of no mans land and literally and like and for that matter when there is no place for it. People joining in the conversation but not knowing what you’re talking about. Being called a tramp for wearing a jacket instead of a suit… out of office hours, p*ss off I’m walking home! Whole punches that don’t go the whole way through. Using tipex only once and then it going hard, steps, old pop bands in general. People bodging jobs when it’s not me. Hypocrites Me in general. Uni and students in general. Hipster and the term hipster. That will do for now.

And breath....

[Mangham54]

People who can't spell. Breathe... Genuinely meant politely. /edited to reduce risk of accidental offence.

Edited by Mangham54, 24 September 2015 - 06:55 PM.

[Mangham54]

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Edited by Mangham54, 24 September 2015 - 06:56 PM.

[KurtVerbose]

 

People, who when you show them a picture on your phone start leafing through all your other pictures.

I downloaded a picture of a dwarf eating a massive sandwich (not a euphemism) and they stop dead at the picture. Would have something inappropriate, but working in an education establishment, with some staff being under-18 it isn't worth the risk.

 

 

I'm not talking inappropriate, just private. If I show a picture of my car to a colleague, doesn't mean I want to share a picture of my house/girlfriend/holiday/etc.

[Mangham54]

 

People, who when you show them a picture on your phone start leafing through all your other pictures.

I downloaded a picture of a dwarf eating a massive sandwich (not a euphemism) and they stop dead at the picture. Would have something inappropriate, but working in an education establishment, with some staff being under-18 it isn't worth the risk.  

  I'm not talking inappropriate, just private. If I show a picture of my car to a colleague, doesn't mean I want to share a picture of my house/girlfriend/holiday/etc.

Exactly. If you work in a non-safe environment just stick a few shocking pics in your photo album and it will quickly stop them. You will be immune to the pics in a few days, but snoops will not be.

[Stevie Dubyah]

 

 

 

People, who when you show them a picture on your phone start leafing through all your other pictures.

I downloaded a picture of a dwarf eating a massive sandwich (not a euphemism) and they stop dead at the picture. Would have something inappropriate, but working in an education establishment, with some staff being under-18 it isn't worth the risk.  

  I'm not talking inappropriate, just private. If I show a picture of my car to a colleague, doesn't mean I want to share a picture of my house/girlfriend/holiday/etc.

Exactly. If you work in a non-safe environment just stick a few shocking pics in your photo album and it will quickly stop them. You will be immune to the pics in a few days, but snoops will not be.

 

 

I always keep a few close up pictures of my shriveled, hairy ball bag, smothered in aqueous cream on my phone. 

No reason. It just pleases me.

 

 

[KurtVerbose]

Double glazing firms.

 

Colleagues who are unpleasant, covered in food stains and dandruff and who pick their nose and then eat the bogies.

[RabnaKS]

Been waiting 3 weeks to get a roofer to do a small job, replacing lead flash, re-seat & replace a couple of tiles & put a rain run off in to the gutter! For the roofer to say 'If you put some batons up to stop me going through the roof & give me a ring & I can get on with it'. FFS! That's why I'm asking for a fcukin roofer, to do do what I didn't think I'd need to? Looks like I'm doing the job myself now, if I have to do the frigging difficult bit? Knob!

[Zoobeef]

Women

God damn twatting women. (excluding the vx forum females)

Women. I'm sure I've put this before in this thread :/

Women, the eternal struggle.

[RabnaKS]

Women

God damn twatting women. (excluding the vx forum females)

Women. I'm sure I've put this before in this thread :/

Women, the eternal struggle.

You see Zb, is it just women we're attached to or that don't have a link to this forum?😳

[Wolfstone]

Child tax credits. Why the hell should anyone get a reduction in the tax they pay just because they have children? Children are a lifestyle choice so if you can't afford them, don't have them. Simples. So you're going to lose £1300 a year? I'll tell you what, cancel your fcuking £100 a month Sky TV package and get your priorities right. This may well offend those of you that have kids...... if so, never mind. Seriously.....I don't get it.

Edited by Wolfstone, 27 October 2015 - 12:52 PM.