Running out of p*ss when there are still pubes left.
What Gets On Your Tits?
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willow
, Jul 05 2005 12:46 PM
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#6721
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Posted 04 December 2015 - 08:34 PM
#6722
Mangham54
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Wannabe....
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Posted 05 December 2015 - 08:12 AM
Running out of p*ss when there are still pubes left.
#6723
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Posted 11 December 2015 - 06:32 PM
Work colleagues moaning how overweight they are, do something about it then you fat fucks. 👊👊👊👊👊👊👊👊👊👊👊👊😡😡😡😡😡😄
#6724
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Posted 11 December 2015 - 08:16 PM
Highway agency, blocking off 2 lanes instead of moving a broken down car onto the hard shoulder. 
#6725
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Posted 11 December 2015 - 08:50 PM
People who order a latte with milk.
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Posted 11 December 2015 - 11:39 PM
Cancer
#6727
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Joes bedroom assistant.
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Posted 11 December 2015 - 11:58 PM
My current ache.
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Joes bedroom assistant.
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Posted 11 December 2015 - 11:59 PM
Cancer
Indeed
#6729
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Posted 12 December 2015 - 06:11 AM
Cancer
Tell me about it!
#6730
Mangham54
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Posted 12 December 2015 - 06:34 AM
Cancer
#6731
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Posted 12 December 2015 - 11:25 AM
It just gets worse. Lost a friend last night after a two year battle. Got in touch with a mutual friend who lives in Australia this morning to let him know and he tells me he was diagnosed in July with a rare untreatable form and only has months to live. And girlfriend'so next door neighbour who she is very close too was admitted to hospital this week and turns out she's got lung cancer and won't be coming home. And another dear friend has lost two family members, one to cancer, in the last couple of weeks. There ain't a god.
#6732
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Posted 12 December 2015 - 12:07 PM
Fecking hell. Mel's brother looks to have gotten in charge of his Leukaemia, after a tough year and a bit with it. But Mel has been suffering with tiredness and exhaustion recently and had some bloods done a fortnight ago. Results show her thyroid levels are normal (been a battle in itself), but been told that her white blood count is too high and needs monitoring. Hoping it is her just fighting off an unknown illness, but has rung alarm bells after listening to Neil. Thankfully it hasn't seemingly raised the alarm yet with Mel, and hopefully the next set of bloods (New Year's Eve) will show a drop to normal. But it feels a little too familiar.It just gets worse. Lost a friend last night after a two year battle. Got in touch with a mutual friend who lives in Australia this morning to let him know and he tells me he was diagnosed in July with a rare untreatable form and only has months to live. And girlfriend'so next door neighbour who she is very close too was admitted to hospital this week and turns out she's got lung cancer and won't be coming home. And another dear friend has lost two family members, one to cancer, in the last couple of weeks. There ain't a god.
#6733
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Posted 12 December 2015 - 12:21 PM
Fecking hell. Mel's brother looks to have gotten in charge of his Leukaemia, after a tough year and a bit with it. But Mel has been suffering with tiredness and exhaustion recently and had some bloods done a fortnight ago. Results show her thyroid levels are normal (been a battle in itself), but been told that her white blood count is too high and needs monitoring. Hoping it is her just fighting off an unknown illness, but has rung alarm bells after listening to Neil. Thankfully it hasn't seemingly raised the alarm yet with Mel, and hopefully the next set of bloods (New Year's Eve) will show a drop to normal. But it feels a little too familiar.It just gets worse. Lost a friend last night after a two year battle. Got in touch with a mutual friend who lives in Australia this morning to let him know and he tells me he was diagnosed in July with a rare untreatable form and only has months to live. And girlfriend'so next door neighbour who she is very close too was admitted to hospital this week and turns out she's got lung cancer and won't be coming home. And another dear friend has lost two family members, one to cancer, in the last couple of weeks. There ain't a god.
All the best...
#6734
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Posted 24 December 2015 - 04:44 PM
Programmes with pub scenes, that the cast order a drink/have a full one on the table, then get up and say "right, time for home"
Hang on..... You just ordered another drink/have a full drink on the table...... Finish that first you tw@t
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Posted 24 December 2015 - 04:46 PM
The office girl who is uglier than Sloth from the goonies always trying to crack on to me at the Christmas drinks!!!
Every f@ckin year!!!!
Edited by chez, 24 December 2015 - 04:47 PM.
#6736
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Posted 24 December 2015 - 05:15 PM
The office girl who is uglier than Sloth from the goonies always trying to crack on to me at the Christmas drinks!!! Every f@ckin year!!!!
Lol...shows how god awful ugly you!! must be if it's takes annual beer goggles on Sloth to make you!! 'crack-on-able' then 
#6737
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Posted 24 December 2015 - 05:38 PM
Oh yeah, I'm no oil painting......... She's something else tho
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Posted 24 December 2015 - 05:50 PM
Oh yeah, I'm no oil painting......... She's something else tho
Firstly...well taken. 
I'm happy that my dry humour didn't offend
Have a good party 
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Posted 24 December 2015 - 07:03 PM
I say go for it man, you don't look at the mantelpiece when you're poking the fire...The office girl who is uglier than Sloth from the goonies always trying to crack on to me at the Christmas drinks!!! Every f@ckin year!!!!
#6740
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Posted 24 December 2015 - 08:29 PM
Agree Ali. Plus a likelihood of some casual bum funI say go for it man, you don't look at the mantelpiece when you're poking the fire...The office girl who is uglier than Sloth from the goonies always trying to crack on to me at the Christmas drinks!!! Every f@ckin year!!!!
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