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[Stav]

Beggers Fcuking Hell I hate them! Just because I'm doing well I don't see why the hell I should feed their drug habit or get a barrel load of abuse in the street! If somebody has got a bigger house than me I don't expect to move into their spare room!! PS: bring back hanging!

[willow]

Beggers

And seeing that you are from Oxford I dare say that means quite a few of em!!!

Went back to visit my folks for a couple of days last week, and never seen so many beggers in one place in my life!! - read a report somewhere that its meant to have on of the highest concentrations of beggers in europe or something

[Purebob]

The fcuking blinding bastarding fcuking overbanding on the fcuking raised section of the fcuking bastarding m6 at birmingham, j6-4. Fukcing sh*t on that !! Nearly knocked me fcuking teeth out !!!

[Stav]

[/quote] And seeing that you are from Oxford I dare say that means quite a few of em!!! read a report somewhere that its meant to have on of the highest concentrations of beggers in europe or something [/quote] You're not wrong there! Getting a sandwich for lunch is like running the gauntlet! Don't get me wrong, I sympathise I just just don't see why they believe that it is my duty to feed their drug habits or else I get an ear full! I'm originally from Newcastle and yes you had the mad old alchies but maybe the weather was just too much for your standard smack head! I can tell you I really do feel better for that (the national audience that is, instead of just boring the pants off people at work)!

[JimH]

Just been sent a leaflet about this one The Breastfeeding etc (Scotland) Act 2006 I'll be brief. fcuk. Right. Off.

[jules_s]

The Building Regulations. More specifcally Part K What is the point of refering to this document when its contradicted by Part B? /back to the re-draw

[Elaine]

Anti's trying to ban guns/knives. Do they really think that crims would hand theirs in? FFS they use 'em to commit crimes, one more offence isn't really going to matter!! Veggie's that complain there aren't enough meat dishes on the menu. You chose that path, live with it! Kids in pubs. Folks who walk like snails - No wonder you're fat!! No! You're not just fat, YOOOOU iiiS SUMIN' ELSE!! People who take the whole family to the supermarket - It's not a friggin day trip, get a life! This government!! That'll do for now, I'm starting to feel violent! E.

Edited by Elaine, 02 June 2006 - 04:45 PM.

[JimH]

There was a cockbiter on R4 this morning suggesting that it was time that we banned the carrying of penknives. There was, he believed, a few people who used one to peel an apple but that it would be a good thing to inconvenience a few people for the safety of others. It's thyings like that which make me want to stab someone.

[jules_s]

Computers and IT personnel Im sure my PC at work has become self aware.....when the deadlines loom it falls over. Without fail. So in sheer deperation I go begging to the self promoted ICT resource manager (who as it was found, had been fcuking around with it after I complained about low performance) After 10 mins of re-setting the thing back to stock it crashed again...his solution? 'im going to have to go back to my desk to make some calls, i'll give it some thought' So I had a chat with our 3 party software support who basically said that since the software had been running happily for 18 months something must have chaged to the hardware....it was at this point I realised the blokes been tinkering At this point ICT bloke comes back and tells me that the solution to my (read his) problem is a complete re instal. To say I went ballistic would be an understatement.....at one point I recall the phrase 'fcuking useless idiot' leaving my lips and in the middle of an open plan office too So thats been my day then......i re installed it all, re configured it all, uploaded all the peripheral stuuf too...and configured all that. And guess what? The last image I saw on screen was another FATAL ERROR message.....about the 30th of the day. Im going to take the ICT managers PC before he gets in tomorrrow

[LazyDonkey]

People who don't understand that sometimes PC's just break

[JimH]

Went south of the border yesterday so naturally those twats with the flags were getting on my wick.

[LazyDonkey]

Health & Safety Twats

I've just recieved the following email

A member of staff had an accident this week when they slipped at the ****** Entrance of ***********. The lady injured her ankle and will be off work for approximately 4 weeks.

Can we remind all ********** staff to take care when entering buildings and to avoid any hazards which may cause an accident.

Oh FFS IT WAS AN ACCIDENT !

[LazyDonkey]

Me again

My company again

Was offered my new job 2 months ago, but can't formally accept it until i am formally offered it via a letter..........which has to be posted to me.

It's fcuking 2006 and i'm waiting on a fcking postie

[TurboTomato]

being on the first rung of the property ladder

Struggling to even get on the first rung of the ladder, that's what gets on my tits

[skiddo]

people with more than one log-in name. my tits they are on.

[RWinstanley]

When the council uses the cheap method of resurfacing the road by covering it in tar then chucking a load of loose chipings it. I got peppered this morning on the way to work, including in the cock pit. I've now got the choice of taking the longer motorway route to work or drive the shed until the chippings clear. CNUTS

[ukgulf]

Mobiles obviously and especially Laptop users on trains.... TAP TAP TAP, shut the fcuk up.... Announcements "Please help us to keep your station tidy... blah blah blah" , It's not my effin station, if it was, I'd sell it! Weatherspoons Pubs.

[JimH]

Are you an architect? Have you ever specified chipboard for a floor? Then I wish a pox upon you. Have you ever specified a chipboard floor in a high traffic area? Then I hope your house explodes. But God help you if you have ever specified a chipboard floor in a bathroom. For if you have I will hunt you down and kill you. This friendly advice has been brought to you by someone who spent last night removing shovelfuls of this stinking, soaking sh*t from my (now ex-) bathroom.