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#6781 slindborg

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Posted 08 February 2016 - 09:32 PM

Like your style :lol: On my man tits is, the northern 'city' (large town) of Derby.... Shithole and I get to spend yet another large part of a week there

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Posted 12 February 2016 - 04:02 PM

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Posted 12 February 2016 - 04:17 PM

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Posted 14 February 2016 - 02:29 PM

Like your style :lol: On my man tits is, the northern 'city' (large town) of Derby.... Shithole and I get to spend yet another large part of a week there

I thought I sensed a downturn in class recently :P What you up to in Derby?

Edited by turbobob, 14 February 2016 - 02:29 PM.


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Posted 15 February 2016 - 12:40 PM

Breaking News: Stephen Fry quits Twitter (for what seems like the 20th time). So fcuking what? Does anybody actually care? Fcuktards (whether they're famous or not) with such fragile ego's that they can't handle anything other than love/likes/positive whatevers from big bad Joe Public either shouldn't post their thoughts for the entire world to read and comment on, or shouldn't be on Cnutbook or Twatter in the first place. Going off in a huff and making a fuss kind of loses it's impact when everybody knows you'll be back on their posting inane rubbish as usual within a few weeks.

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Posted 15 February 2016 - 12:43 PM

Must be bad... I spot a homophone error in a piece from Techieboy.

 

Absolutely bang right though... I am normally a fan of Mr Fry.



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Posted 15 February 2016 - 02:26 PM

Must be bad... I spot a homophone error in a piece from Techieboy.   Absolutely bang right though... I am normally a fan of Mr Fry.

Two in fact. It's and their should be its and there. But in the same vein as the post in question 'does anybody actually care?'

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#6788 slindborg

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Posted 15 February 2016 - 02:44 PM

 

Like your style :lol: On my man tits is, the northern 'city' (large town) of Derby.... Shithole and I get to spend yet another large part of a week there

I thought I sensed a downturn in class recently :P What you up to in Derby?

 

 

As usual, ruining the railway :)

If this is a downturn in class, just how bad is it usually :lol: I used to think Basildon was a place to feel better about yourself, but Derby makes you feel like royalty (and a bit fearful for your life after dark) :D  



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Posted 15 February 2016 - 03:31 PM

 

 

Like your style :lol: On my man tits is, the northern 'city' (large town) of Derby.... Shithole and I get to spend yet another large part of a week there

I thought I sensed a downturn in class recently :P What you up to in Derby?

 

 

As usual, ruining the railway :)

If this is a downturn in class, just how bad is it usually :lol: I used to think Basildon was a place to feel better about yourself, but Derby makes you feel like royalty (and a bit fearful for your life after dark) :D  

 

 

Best parts of Derby are the Brunswick pub and Anoki curry house.  Makes you forget about the 'delights' of Sinfin etc ;)



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Posted 15 February 2016 - 06:20 PM

Best part is the Rolls Royce factory.



#6791 Nev

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Posted 15 February 2016 - 06:47 PM

... be back on their posting ...

 

More importantly, calm down and get your spelling right!


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Posted 15 February 2016 - 06:50 PM

 

I used to think Basildon was a place to feel better about yourself, but Derby makes you feel like royalty....  

 

 

For once I concur with your rantings :D , I had a girlfriend from Derby once... *shudder*  


Edited by Nev, 15 February 2016 - 06:50 PM.


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Posted 15 February 2016 - 07:40 PM

I don't even know where Derby is :thumbsup:

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Posted 15 February 2016 - 07:50 PM

I don't even know where Derby is :thumbsup:

It's in the north. But you'll find the locals moan about it being the midlands or some other marketing guff

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Posted 15 February 2016 - 07:58 PM

I don't even know where Derby is :thumbsup:

It's where iBob lives. 'Nuff said. :lol:

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Posted 15 February 2016 - 08:13 PM

Where people still live in the 90's and wear awful Ralph Lauren jumpers :lol:



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Posted 15 February 2016 - 08:16 PM

Where people still live in the 90's and wear awful Ralph Lauren jumpers :lol:

Harlow?

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Posted 15 February 2016 - 08:25 PM

 

Where people still live in the 90's and wear awful Ralph Lauren jumpers :lol:

Harlow?

 

1890's? Correct.



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Posted 27 February 2016 - 08:04 AM

Estates Agents, but particularly those on house buying TV programmes, who use the term 'per calendar month'. Just say 'per month' you knob jockey.

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Posted 27 February 2016 - 10:43 AM

 

Like your style :lol: On my man tits is, the northern 'city' (large town) of Derby.... Shithole and I get to spend yet another large part of a week there

I thought I sensed a downturn in class recently :P What you up to in Derby?  
  As usual, ruining the railway :) If this is a downturn in class, just how bad is it usually :lol: I used to think Basildon was a place to feel better about yourself, but Derby makes you feel like royalty (and a bit fearful for your life after dark) :D  
I thought I was the only one ruining the railway in Sheep shag land.




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