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[Sutol]

Estates Agents, but particularly those on house buying TV programmes, who use the term 'per calendar month'. Just say 'per month' you knob jockey.

Aren't they two different things. Calendar month = due first of the month, per month = rolling month. Either way it's once a month!

[Wolfstone]

My point exactly Chris!

[KurtVerbose]

Like people, not in France, that say 'imported champagne'.

[Nev]

"Dragon's Den"... how can some of these clueless fukwits make £1,000,000 ?!

 

[Wolfstone]

The Oscars.  FRO!

 

(I'll leave it there in case I upset political correctness on the forum)

Edited by Wolfstone, 29 February 2016 - 06:51 PM.

[jim61]

Rear Foglights - big clue in the name F O G they aren't called feckin' light rain' or 'its a bit drizzley' lights are they, nor do they generate a mystical force field at the front of the vehicle using them allowing the twats who misuse them to proceed at the same speed as before the sudden drop in visibility caused by the spray from a wet road , twats. And the twats who leave 'em on for days after 😤😤😤

[Mangham54]

Rear Foglights - big clue in the name F O G they aren't called feckin' light rain' or 'its a bit drizzley' lights are they, nor do they generate a mystical force field at the front of the vehicle using them allowing the twats who misuse them to proceed at the same speed as before the sudden drop in visibility caused by the spray from a wet road , twats. And the twats who leave 'em on for days after 😤😤😤

 

Or the dickheads that fail to realise that the 'drls' on the auto setting mean that in fog they have no rear facing illumination...

 

The more 'auto features' a car has the less likely I am to buy it.

[Sutol]

Rule 226

You MUST use headlights when visibility is seriously reduced, generally when you cannot see for more than 100 metres (328 feet). You may also use front or rear fog lights but you MUST switch them off when visibility improves (seeRule 236).

I call them poor visibility lights rather than fog lights. I've been on roads in the rain, especially abroad where the spray has been so bad that if you weren't using the rear PVL's you were in serious danger of some one driving into the back of you.

The problem is that people don't turn them off or think they are somehow more visible or can see more in normal visibility conditions. Some, I think leave them on thinking they look more sporty, Colin McRae - esque if you know what I mean. It's no fun having a 4x4 coming towards you with all lights blazing when you're in the VX. You can't even flash them with the weedy lights on the VX, they just think you've got duff headlights.

[Ali87]

Rear Foglights - big clue in the name F O G they aren't called feckin' light rain' or 'its a bit drizzley' lights are they, nor do they generate a mystical force field at the front of the vehicle using them allowing the twats who misuse them to proceed at the same speed as before the sudden drop in visibility caused by the spray from a wet road , twats. And the twats who leave 'em on for days after 😤😤😤

  Or the dickheads that fail to realise that the 'drls' on the auto setting mean that in fog they have no rear facing illumination...   The more 'auto features' a car has the less likely I am to buy it.

see so many fuds driving about at night with no rear lights on due to the brightness of the drls, why not have rear drls too to help these morons?

[turbobob]

Cyclists. When there is a cycle Lane on the road, fcuking use it. It's hard enough to get past you as it is without you using the part of the road for cars. Perhaps I should use the cycle Lane in my car instead seeing as it's empty....

[KurtVerbose]

Long meeting in a small room with lots of people and a bad attack of the farts.

[RabnaKS]

Cyclists. When there is a cycle Lane on the road, fcuking use it. It's hard enough to get past you as it is without you using the part of the road for cars. Perhaps I should use the cycle Lane in my car instead seeing as it's empty....

I haven't rode my bike for a good while now for various reasons & I was never a fan of cycle lanes due to feeling too restrictive & with council cut backs, all the debris from the road finds it's way in to the cycle lane, which made it more dangerous. Also, when you're a confident rider & cycle lanes end, wtf should I get off my bike? And I had many a verbal exchange with house holders with cars who decided because the lane went outside their house, they could over take me & park in it as I approached. But it does p155 me off when cyclists ride side by side & don't movie in as cars approach.

[Andrew aka Stuwy]

fcuk push bikers, especially in London. fcuking go to a park or woodland or something. push bikes are for recreation not commuting

 

fcuking selfish doodahs.

 

WHIST I am at it.

 

F U C K you smokers too. how selfish are you? I want to smoke so everybody walking down the same road as me has to smoke too.

 

its so self centred you utter cumtrumpets.

 

big group of people one smokes we all smoke. NO F U C K off somewhere else on you own and have you fag and then come back.

 

Wankers

[Andy_VX]

fcuk push bikers, especially in London. fcuking go to a park or woodland or something. push bikes are for recreation not commuting

 

fcuking selfish doodahs.

 

WHIST I am at it.

 

F U C K you smokers too. how selfish are you? I want to smoke so everybody walking down the same road as me has to smoke too.

 

its so self centred you utter cumtrumpets.

 

big group of people one smokes we all smoke. NO F U C K off somewhere else on you own and have you fag and then come back.

 

Wankers

 

That's cheered me up!! 

[fiveoclock]

 

 

big group of people one smokes we all smoke. NO F U C K off somewhere else on you own and have you fag and then come back.

 

 

 

I hope you remember this next time you fart

[ChippyFA]

The twating weather glorious end of Feb tax the car on the first of march and it all turns to shite

[Captain Vimes]

fcuk push bikers, especially in London. fcuking go to a park or woodland or something. push bikes are for recreation not commuting   fcuking selfish doodahs.   WHIST I am at it.   F U C K you smokers too. how selfish are you? I want to smoke so everybody walking down the same road as me has to smoke too.   its so self centred you utter cumtrumpets.   big group of people one smokes we all smoke. NO F U C K off somewhere else on you own and have you fag and then come back.   Wankers

  That's cheered me up!! 

Stuwys rants are some of my favourite org posts! Thanks Stuwy and I totally agree, especially on bikes in central London.

Edited by Captain Vimes, 04 March 2016 - 09:41 PM.

[Mangham54]

Upgrades for your phone... how fcuking mentally ridiculously priced are handset these days. So look at the handset only price... £650!!! fcuk me. That is a top rated tablet and reasonable DSLR.

[KurtVerbose]

Just buy last years model, it'll be £300.

[davemate]

Comedians profile/[portfolio pictures. For some reason they really, really p*ss me off. Oooooh look he is easing a microphone, or ooooh, she is puling her hair. 

 

This:

 

Edited by davemate, 06 March 2016 - 05:00 AM.