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Started by willow , Jul 05 2005 12:46 PM

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#6821 MAXR

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Posted 06 March 2016 - 06:18 AM

I had an hours meeting on Friday with a site manager & due to the weather, we sat in my car. His breath was simply awful. I couldn't look him in the eye & listen. Even opening the window on my side just made his breath flow past my face quicker.

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Posted 06 March 2016 - 08:28 AM

I had an hours meeting on Friday with a site manager & due to the weather, we sat in my car. His breath was simply awful. I couldn't look him in the eye & listen. Even opening the window on my side just made his breath flow past my face quicker.

Ahh, a trick myself and a calibrator learnt while being childish and living on services food for a while.... Open the person you want to stink out's window :) People who herald doing shite for charity then get uppity when you don't believe in the concept of charities due to corruption etc :lol:

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Posted 06 March 2016 - 08:54 PM

No doubt been said before on one of the other 341 pages but.......

 

Women at checkouts who wait until the cashier tells them the total before they then spend 5 minutes rummaging around in their fcuking handbags looking for their fcuking purses.....and then another 5 minutes looking through their fcuking purses for their cards / cash in said fcuking purses.  

 

rant   


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Posted 07 March 2016 - 08:05 AM

Women


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Posted 07 March 2016 - 09:31 AM

No doubt been said before on one of the other 341 pages but.......

 

Women at checkouts who wait until the cashier tells them the total before they then spend 5 minutes rummaging around in their fcuking handbags looking for their fcuking purses.....and then another 5 minutes looking through their fcuking purses for their cards / cash in said fcuking purses.  

 

rant   

You forgot to mention that after said transaction has been made they then have a chat with the cashier about how sick their cat is or something grrrrrrrr


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Posted 08 March 2016 - 12:08 PM

people that say "PAT Testing" I ask them what the T in PAT means

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Posted 08 March 2016 - 12:13 PM

No doubt been said before on one of the other 341 pages but.......

 

Women at checkouts who wait until the cashier tells them the total before they then spend 5 minutes rummaging around in their fcuking handbags looking for their fcuking purses.....and then another 5 minutes looking through their fcuking purses for their cards / cash in said fcuking purses.  

 

rant   

 

You missed the next 5 minute step of looking for the discount vouchers and money off codes, just to find they've expired or can't be used.


#6828 Mangham54

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Posted 08 March 2016 - 12:16 PM

Being told what you are good at... 


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Posted 08 March 2016 - 03:47 PM

people that say "PAT Testing" I ask them what the T in PAT means

 

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Posted 08 March 2016 - 07:48 PM

Losing at chess when I either make a silly mistake or simply lose due to a chain of weak moves/position.

 

It is however so addictive, 8000 games in the last 9 years.


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Posted 08 March 2016 - 09:33 PM

Being told what you are good at... 

 

All the wrong things or not a long list?  


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Posted 09 March 2016 - 08:04 AM

Trains. More specifically the c2c line which has been shut in the one day I decide to use it. A 30 minute journey has taken me 2 hours so far and I reckon another 30 minutes to go. Then I still have the 2 hour onward journey once I get to London. I'm going to be 2 hours late and then have it all to look forward to again later when trying to get home tonight.

#6833 Mangham54

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Posted 09 March 2016 - 08:46 AM

Being told what you are good at... 

  All the wrong things or not a long list?  
A lack of foresight. Just because I am outstanding at what I do, doesn't mean I won't be similarly outstanding at something different. So I should, therefore, just stick to what I currently do.

#6834 slindborg

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Posted 09 March 2016 - 08:55 AM

 

 

Being told what you are good at... 

  All the wrong things or not a long list?  
A lack of foresight. Just because I am outstanding at what I do, doesn't mean I won't be similarly outstanding at something different. So I should, therefore, just stick to what I currently do.

 

 

Stay in that rut! :lol:


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Posted 09 March 2016 - 12:38 PM

 

 

 

Being told what you are good at... 

  All the wrong things or not a long list?  
A lack of foresight. Just because I am outstanding at what I do, doesn't mean I won't be similarly outstanding at something different. So I should, therefore, just stick to what I currently do.

 

 

Stay in that rut! :lol:

 

 

Careers advice for Slindy... I think I am going to faint.  :P


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Posted 09 March 2016 - 03:39 PM

when you're bursting for a jobby but some inconsiderate bumtard has sh*t on the seat of the only cludgie around so you end up turtle heading it the rest of the day till you get home!

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Posted 09 March 2016 - 03:53 PM

Being told what you are good at...

  All the wrong things or not a long list?

A lack of foresight. Just because I am outstanding at what I do, doesn't mean I won't be similarly outstanding at something different. So I should, therefore, just stick to what I currently do.

  Stay in that rut! :lol:

sounds like a Tom Cruise film "Mangham54 was a Jet Pilot, pretty good Jet Pilot, until he has a crisis of confidence, can't Pilot Jets anymore, until he finds the love of a good woman who lets him Pilot Jets again."

#6838 Mangham54

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Posted 09 March 2016 - 06:41 PM

Being told what you are good at...

  All the wrong things or not a long list?
A lack of foresight. Just because I am outstanding at what I do, doesn't mean I won't be similarly outstanding at something different. So I should, therefore, just stick to what I currently do.
  Stay in that rut! :lol:
sounds like a Tom Cruise film "Mangham54 was a Jet Pilot, pretty good Jet Pilot, until he has a crisis of confidence, can't Pilot Jets anymore, until he finds the love of a good woman who lets him Pilot Jets again."
Mel is blonde... I am short and dark(ish). So maybe... not sure who goose is? oh wait!

#6839 KurtVerbose

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Posted 09 March 2016 - 07:36 PM


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Posted 09 March 2016 - 07:45 PM

Hmm... think I need a crisis.
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