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[Nev]

Crikey, you guys sound badly.

[Stevie Dubyah]

Crikey, you guys sound badly.

 

That's just my back.

 

If you want, I'll PM you a shot of my piles. I'm a martyr to my piles.

[slindborg]

 

My Audi has thrown a massive strop. Got back to find the passenger footwell full of water. Reconnected the battery and it ran ok but the central locking wouldn't work. Then I put the drivers window down to hear horrible noises then it stay down. 5 hour drive home with the bastard window down! On checking the wire regulator for the window has screwed itself so I've ordered one. Although the motor now doesn't do anything but ill chase that once the regulators done.   Lifted the carpets to find a hollow in the floor with the central locking ecu in it and water completely covering it. Sucked the water out and dried the ecu and seems to work now. Found the 2 blocked drain holes under the battery in the engine bay. Not what I need on my first day home.

Sounds like it has the same floor as the B5 / B5.5 Passat. Just hope that the comfort control ecu doesn't finally die, as they are flaming expense even 2ND hand from a scrappers.

 

 

 

I had similar with my B5.5, turned out the bulkhead was full of water, and I mean FULL...I drained about 17 litres out

Lukily nothing got damaged

[Mangham54]

I had a leak at the other end of the car, which I never got to the bottom of. The boot in my B5.5 was often p*ss-wet through and would take a roll of kitchen towel to mop it up. The spare wheel well often was full and wondered if it was coming up through the bolt hole.

[Zoobeef]

The fact Lego now put the pieces in numbered bags. Half of the fun is finding the piece you need from the big pile!! Tonight's job is to build the F40

[Mangham54]

I used to have the F40 from years ago, now idea where it is now. Not right bagging the prices up... but that is probably more a sign of the times/current generation.

[Stevie Dubyah]

I hate the way they make loads of bespoke Lego pieces these days. It's.... cheating.

[rob999]

That clio advert. What the fcuk is that about? I hate the stupid skipping poncey way he runs across the cars. Must be those kooky French types thinking, the Brits would love to be on top of a car rather than in it. w4nk.

[tibby]

Attacking my country gets on my tits

 

 

 

[Stevie Dubyah]

That clio advert. What the fcuk is that about? I hate the stupid skipping poncey way he runs across the cars. Must be those kooky French types thinking, the Brits would love to be on top of a car rather than in it. w4nk.

 

That.

 

Bring back Nicole, I say. She was dreamy.  

[Wolfstone]

Council Tax.  

 

I live alone and am a very low user of council provided services.  For example I have no kids that the state has to educate and I produce almost no rubbish.  Yet I only get a 25% reduction on my council tax.  

 

My scumbag neighbour on the other hand has two children and, as a family of four, they generate enough rubbish to fill a landfill site on their own every week.  

 

And for a year my house was unoccupied and empty and yet I had to pay full council tax with no 25% relief.

 

 

 

 

 

[rob999]

Council Tax.     I live alone and am a very low user of council provided services.  For example I have no kids that the state has to educate and I produce almost no rubbish.  Yet I only get a 25% reduction on my council tax.     My scumbag neighbour on the other hand has two children and, as a family of four, they generate enough rubbish to fill a landfill site on their own every week.     And for a year my house was unoccupied and empty and yet I had to pay full council tax with no 25% relief.          

Amen to that brother. And all I eat is porridge so my waste is very low (and a bit stodgy)

Edited by rob999, 29 March 2016 - 09:34 PM.

[Harry Hornet]

Council Tax.  

 

I live alone and am a very low user of council provided services.  For example I have no kids that the state has to educate and I produce almost no rubbish.  Yet I only get a 25% reduction on my council tax.  

 

My scumbag neighbour on the other hand has two children and, as a family of four, they generate enough rubbish to fill a landfill site on their own every week.  

 

And for a year my house was unoccupied and empty and yet I had to pay full council tax with no 25% relief.

 

 

 

 

 

 

Wolf..let me come and live with you..we can be messy together and I'll even have your children ( if I could) ..you know it makes sense..

 

HH

[ghand]

Council Tax.     I live alone and am a very low user of council provided services.  For example I have no kids that the state has to educate and I produce almost no rubbish.  Yet I only get a 25% reduction on my council tax.     My scumbag neighbour on the other hand has two children and, as a family of four, they generate enough rubbish to fill a landfill site on their own every week.     And for a year my house was unoccupied and empty and yet I had to pay full council tax with no 25% relief.          

  Wolf..let me come and live with you..we can be messy together and I'll even have your children ( if I could) ..you know it makes sense..   HH

Save it for the Hoon guys 👍😂

[Zoobeef]

I'm only home for 2 nights a week normally and just been away for 3 months.

[slindborg]

A customer moving the goal posts in every concievable way possible to prevent us from closing a project on time

[Zoobeef]

Ahh the joys of being back in Doncaster. Being asked for a pound for a hot drink by a scruffy looking guy. Do I look like the kind of person to carry change as small as a pound round with me!??

[rob999]

Ahh the joys of being back in Doncaster. Being asked for a pound for a hot drink by a scruffy looking guy. Do I look like the kind of person to carry change as small as a pound round with me!??

Yes

[james.a]

Council Tax.     I live alone and am a very low user of council provided services.  For example I have no kids that the state has to educate and I produce almost no rubbish.  Yet I only get a 25% reduction on my council tax.     My scumbag neighbour on the other hand has two children and, as a family of four, they generate enough rubbish to fill a landfill site on their own every week.     And for a year my house was unoccupied and empty and yet I had to pay full council tax with no 25% relief.          

  Wolf..let me come and live with you..we can be messy together and I'll even have your children ( if I could) ..you know it makes sense..   HH

You two could open a cafe!

[Mangham54]

"Why is it red?" "Strawberries".