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[KurtVerbose]

"Sent from my cuntyfuckbollock phone by Twatatalk" signatures splattered all over the place.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

* sent from my brand new limited edition latest iTw@ device - yeah, you'll be ashamed of your mobile when you see mine.

[Mangham54]

 

"Sent from my cuntyfuckbollock phone by Twatatalk" signatures splattered all over the place.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

* sent from my brand new limited edition latest iTw@ device - yeah, you'll be ashamed of your mobile when you see mine.

 

 

I think the opposite

 

 

*  sent from my Nokia 3210, because I am a coding wizard and have bigger bollocks than thee!

[KurtVerbose]

Ok

 

 

 

 

 

* sent from my bog while 'avin' a dump.

[Wolfstone]

Ok

 

 

 

 

 

* sent from my bog while 'avin' a dump.

 

also know as the 'Vladimir'  

[rob999]

That Maccy D's advert. What the fcuk is it about? Who the fcuk is that woman? Why does she have to stand like that at the end?

[rob999]

Oh and that madras bird can fcuk right off too

[Stevie Dubyah]

Oh and that madras bird can fcuk right off too

 

If you mean that Fekkin " I see you baby, chicken madras...." advert, then I am right with you.

 

The way she says "mmmm it all looks soooo goooood" makes my gooch tighten. I have to turn the radio off to avoid ripping the steering wheel off its boss.

[Wolfstone]

Oh and that madras bird can fcuk right off too

I have the hots for her. No pun intended.

[Mangham54]

 

Oh and that madras bird can fcuk right off too

I have the hots for her. No pun intended.

 

 

Think you need to add this to the 'TV people I currently hold a torch for' thread...

 

She is just a chunky version of Laura Kuenssberg

[Sutol]

Women and phones. 2 calls, 2 hours so far, wouldn't mind but she's seeing them tomorrow!!

[PaulCP]

Women and phones. 2 calls, 2 hours so far, wouldn't mind but she's seeing them tomorrow!!

and when you hear them say "well I must be off" you know it's a cue for thinking of another 3 subjects to talk about and spend another half an hour on the phone!

[Wolfstone]

 

Oh and that madras bird can fcuk right off too

 

If you mean that Fekkin " I see you baby, chicken madras...." advert, then I am right with you.

 

The way she says "mmmm it all looks soooo goooood" makes my gooch tighten. I have to turn the radio off to avoid ripping the steering wheel off its boss.

 

 

Just for Rob and Steve

 

[Wolfstone]

 

 

Oh and that madras bird can fcuk right off too

I have the hots for her. No pun intended.

 

 

Think you need to add this to the 'TV people I currently hold a torch for' thread...

 

She is just a chunky version of Laura Kuenssberg

 

 

Done.  

 

http://www.vx220.org...orch/?p=1854560

 

 

[Andrew aka Stuwy]

Money. No actually. fcuking money. fcuking stinking money fcuking stinking luscious money fcuking stinking luscious pissing money fcuking wanking pissing luscious ball chewing tit crunching willy slapping shitting in a bucket all over your stupid ugly mother fcuking ass bandit face while some dick head shits in your best mug and force feeds it to your shitter of a dog while fcuking your wife and slitting your face from ear to ear eating your food just to puke it up over your cold dead still rechid rotting infected pathetic excuse of a corpse leaking slowly into the vast overreaching jolly nice chap infested banking system of F. U. C. K. I. N. G MONEY Oh and deluded religious people. YOUR WAISTING YOUR TIME YOU STUPID CRETINS. actually on 2nd thoughts stay in the church/temple and what ever stupid public funded building you are in. I don't want you coming out, I might catch being an idiot. Wa.nkers

[Ormes]

Sh1t aftersales service.

 

Wanted to get back into mixing so bought some decks and a mixer... 5 weeks ago... first company sent me a faulty one and then fcked me around for 3 weeks before finally giving me the money back, bought a new one from somewhere different, which has a different fault straight out of the box, which I notified them of over a week ago, have emailed them 3 times and spoken to them on the telephone and they have still not arranged collection... what the hell is it with people... are small independent shops now so filthy rich that they can be arrogant enough to provide shoddy customer service, completely negating any kind of repeat business?... surely a business like that lives off repeat business?

 

AAAAARRRRRGGGGHHHH

 

Oh and while I am at it, cyclists riding two abreast during rush hour, selfish cnutpuffins... hopefully my horn scared them

[turbobob]

Scales that tell you that you weigh more after having a dump?!?! And on the subject of shits, shits that take fcuking ages wipe off your ass. You have to wipe so much that your arse is a throbbing ring of fire And when you think you've had one of those shits you pull off loads of paper in prep to find that it's a completely dry wipe and you've just wasted loads of bog roll.

[Zoobeef]

I give a few wipes then give up and get in the shower.

[KurtVerbose]

Scales that tell you that you weigh more after having a dump?!?! And on the subject of shits, shits that take fcuking ages wipe off your ass. You have to wipe so much that your arse is a throbbing ring of fire And when you think you've had one of those shits you pull off loads of paper in prep to find that it's a completely dry wipe and you've just wasted loads of bog roll.

 

That's why you didn't weigh less after a dump - it's still clinging to your ar$e.

[turbobob]

Scales that tell you that you weigh more after having a dump?!?! And on the subject of shits, shits that take fcuking ages wipe off your ass. You have to wipe so much that your arse is a throbbing ring of fire And when you think you've had one of those shits you pull off loads of paper in prep to find that it's a completely dry wipe and you've just wasted loads of bog roll.

  That's why you didn't weigh less after a dump - it's still clinging to your ar$e.

I must have used second hand bog roll and wiped some sh*t onto my ass. I weighed 1lb more afterwards

[turbobob]

I have a sh*t in the shower and then push the big bits down the plug hole with my big toe .

Corrected that for you