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#6941 The Batman

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Posted 27 April 2016 - 09:06 PM

:lol: :lol: now theres any idea...


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Posted 02 May 2016 - 07:49 PM

#hashtags

 

Especially those used for no reason.


Edited by Wolfstone, 02 May 2016 - 07:50 PM.

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Posted 02 May 2016 - 07:50 PM

#hashtags   Especially those used for no reason.

#kenistooold!

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Posted 03 May 2016 - 09:36 AM

 

#hashtags   Especially those used for no reason.

#kenistooold!

 

Why am I reading that as " Ken-is-toool'd " :lol:


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Posted 03 May 2016 - 09:58 AM

 

 

#hashtags   Especially those used for no reason.

#kenistooold!

 

Why am I reading that as " Ken-is-toool'd " :lol:

 

 

Because you want his tool.

 

#BobLovesKen  


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Posted 03 May 2016 - 11:18 AM

Tonsillitis, can't eat or drink. 2 of my favourite things to do.

 

Difflam Spray!


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Posted 09 May 2016 - 07:28 PM

DVD's of old movies with an intermission - how stupid is that!


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Posted 09 May 2016 - 07:41 PM

On the ranges this morning so was provided with a bag with crisps, chocolate bar, biscuits and a drink in for lunch (because yes that's what they think sustains the training military)

Also inside was a lovely looking red apple. Took myself a large bite and started chewing away. Thought to myself "hmm, tastes a little odd" so look down and am greeted with this.

 

Posted Image

 

I was a little disgusted as my mouth opened and the remaining chewed apple fell from my mouth. After showing the guys eating their lunch a lot of retching ensued, more than from me actually.

 

The apple broken open.

 

Posted Image


Edited by Zoobeef, 09 May 2016 - 07:42 PM.

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Posted 09 May 2016 - 09:11 PM

That is fcuking horrible :( :sick:


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Posted 09 May 2016 - 09:23 PM

DVD's of old movies with an intermission - how stupid is that!

That's Fantastic...

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Posted 09 May 2016 - 10:36 PM

On the ranges this morning so was provided with a bag with crisps, chocolate bar, biscuits and a drink in for lunch (because yes that's what they think sustains the training military)
Also inside was a lovely looking red apple. Took myself a large bite and started chewing away. Thought to myself "hmm, tastes a little odd" so look down and am greeted with this.
 
Posted Image
 
I was a little disgusted as my mouth opened and the remaining chewed apple fell from my mouth. After showing the guys eating their lunch a lot of retching ensued, more than from me actually.
 
The apple broken open.
 
Posted Image

So while they were retching, you took their lunch?😉

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Posted 09 May 2016 - 10:38 PM

No I went for a mcdonalds! Had 2 of them and a burger king in the last 2 days 😔


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Posted 14 May 2016 - 10:28 AM

Back pain. Get a bad back reasonably regularly but today is the first time I've experienced sciatica. It's brutal and the wee nazi at reception at the docs was no help. After watching me hold onto the window at reception to try stay on my feet while she asked a pile of irrelevant questions she just said "we don't treat backs here. Here's a leaflet call nhs24".

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Posted 14 May 2016 - 11:02 AM

Back pain. Get a bad back reasonably regularly but today is the first time I've experienced sciatica. It's brutal and the wee nazi at reception at the docs was no help. After watching me hold onto the window at reception to try stay on my feet while she asked a pile of irrelevant questions she just said "we don't treat backs here. Here's a leaflet call nhs24".

 

About a year ago I had incredible back pain... presented at the local surgery for when the opened at 8am, was clearly, visibly in significant pain, and they basically told me to go away as I didn't have an appointement.

 

Would a vet do that if you turned up with a dog that was yelping in pain?  Er, no... bunch of c**ts.


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Posted 14 May 2016 - 11:36 AM

Back pain. Get a bad back reasonably regularly but today is the first time I've experienced sciatica. It's brutal and the wee nazi at reception at the docs was no help. After watching me hold onto the window at reception to try stay on my feet while she asked a pile of irrelevant questions she just said "we don't treat backs here. Here's a leaflet call nhs24".

I literally feel your pain mate. Had sciatica for over 12 months now. Better than I was but still can't get in and out the VX without taking the roof off. Last year was pretty horrific. The worst pain I've ever felt and wouldn't wish it on my worst enemy. Get your GP to refer you to the back pain clinic. It's a new way of treating people and tries to join up all the services i.e. Surgeons, physio and aftercare. Good luck.

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Posted 14 May 2016 - 05:16 PM

Back pain. Get a bad back reasonably regularly but today is the first time I've experienced sciatica. It's brutal and the wee nazi at reception at the docs was no help. After watching me hold onto the window at reception to try stay on my feet while she asked a pile of irrelevant questions she just said "we don't treat backs here. Here's a leaflet call nhs24".

I literally feel your pain mate. Had sciatica for over 12 months now. Better than I was but still can't get in and out the VX without taking the roof off. Last year was pretty horrific. The worst pain I've ever felt and wouldn't wish it on my worst enemy. Get your GP to refer you to the back pain clinic. It's a new way of treating people and tries to join up all the services i.e. Surgeons, physio and aftercare. Good luck.
cheers man I'll see if they'll see me on Monday to get the ball rolling!

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Posted 14 May 2016 - 05:17 PM

Back pain. Get a bad back reasonably regularly but today is the first time I've experienced sciatica. It's brutal and the wee nazi at reception at the docs was no help. After watching me hold onto the window at reception to try stay on my feet while she asked a pile of irrelevant questions she just said "we don't treat backs here. Here's a leaflet call nhs24".

  About a year ago I had incredible back pain... presented at the local surgery for when the opened at 8am, was clearly, visibly in significant pain, and they basically told me to go away as I didn't have an appointement.   Would a vet do that if you turned up with a dog that was yelping in pain?  Er, no... bunch of c**ts.
as a vet we'd have been in big trouble talking to a client like that. You would never send an animal back out the door in that much pain

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Posted 16 May 2016 - 10:23 AM

When your sciatica prevents you spending any more than a couple minutes sitting in the shitter but the codeines got you trying to birth a house brick

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Posted 16 May 2016 - 10:37 AM

When your sciatica prevents you spending any more than a couple minutes sitting in the shitter but the codeines got you trying to birth a house brick

Exactly this. Like a really sick joke.

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Posted 16 May 2016 - 10:47 AM

Had to happen just before Hoon too 😐
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