Exactly this. Like a really sick joke.When your sciatica prevents you spending any more than a couple minutes sitting in the shitter but the codeines got you trying to birth a house brick
Diazepam is your friend. Ooooh yeah!
What Gets On Your Tits?
Started by
willow
, Jul 05 2005 12:46 PM
8089 replies to this topic
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Stevie Dubyah
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Billy No Mates
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Posted 17 May 2016 - 08:24 AM
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Zoobeef
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Joes bedroom assistant.
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- Location:Retford/Bovington
Posted 17 May 2016 - 10:13 AM
Asking me today to go to Gib for 6 weeks in a few days. Notice would be nice when I have trackdays paid for!!!!!
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Sutol
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Well it's nearly a Lotus
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Posted 21 May 2016 - 06:31 PM
Chris Akabusi
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KurtVerbose
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His Serene Highness
- Gender:Male
- Location:Merlischachen
- Interests:Big baps.
Posted 22 May 2016 - 09:31 AM
Having a crap. It's a disgusting experience.
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Zoobeef
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Joes bedroom assistant.
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Posted 22 May 2016 - 10:21 AM
I'm not sure wether it gets on my tits as such but quite a few friends have been doing "pole" competitions recently so me, being a bloke, obviously click on the inevitable videos on Facebook. Is it just me that finds it really cringy, I can't make it passed the first 5 seconds. (I had to check every video though)
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fiveoclock
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Whipping Boy
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Posted 22 May 2016 - 07:03 PM
The amount of "street dance" groups, sorry, crews, on Britains Got Talent. Just a load of kids throwing themselves around (badly).
Edited by fiveoclock, 22 May 2016 - 07:04 PM.
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The Batman
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Posted 22 May 2016 - 07:14 PM
dam... i just bought you and jez some body popping lessons..
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fiveoclock
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Whipping Boy
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Posted 22 May 2016 - 07:23 PM
dam... i just bought you and jez some body popping lessons..
Jez was actually the 1992 All Guildford boddy popping champion
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Stevie Dubyah
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Billy No Mates
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Posted 23 May 2016 - 07:10 AM
Hipsters.
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Andrew aka Stuwy
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Made In England
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Posted 23 May 2016 - 10:32 AM
Hipsters.
hipsters taking over grotty old English pubs and making them clean trendy hipster pubs
drinks going from £4pp to £8pp.
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Mangham54
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Wannabe....
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Posted 23 May 2016 - 08:11 PM
£4pp... decent cask should never been more than £2.50, or £3.50 with the London premium-tax.hipsters taking over grotty old English pubs and making them clean trendy hipster pubs drinks going from £4pp to £8pp.Hipsters.
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Harry Hornet
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Posted 23 May 2016 - 09:37 PM
...the minority who go on the ***** and dont respect the ***** rules.......dick heads
#6973
KurtVerbose
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His Serene Highness
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- Location:Merlischachen
- Interests:Big baps.
Posted 27 May 2016 - 08:21 PM
That there's no male equivalent of 'brunette'. It's completely unfair.
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james.a
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Posted 28 May 2016 - 10:06 AM
Traction engines on the road. 4mph ffs
#6975
james.a
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Posted 28 May 2016 - 10:07 AM
Actually scratch that. Turns out I was following Hainsey. The traction engine was stuck behind him!
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Zoobeef
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Joes bedroom assistant.
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Posted 28 May 2016 - 10:12 AM
15 miles back to my house after dropping the car off, stopped for a cup of tea but I'm seriously considering just walking it so I don't have to use a doncaster bus.
#6977
Zoobeef
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Joes bedroom assistant.
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Posted 28 May 2016 - 11:21 AM
Cashpoints that dispense £5 notes. I've not spent one in about 2 years as they go straight into a savings pot. When the cashpoint gives you 4 though it really grinds my gears.
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slindborg
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Posted 28 May 2016 - 09:37 PM
People assuming something 'new' is hipster.
Just because it's new does not mean some shoreditch doodah came up with it
#6979
Zoobeef
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Joes bedroom assistant.
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Posted 30 May 2016 - 10:40 AM
Smells you can't get rid of.
Burnt some popcorn in the microwave a few years ago, I can still smell it when I open the door.
Spilt some milk in the fridge a while ago. Cleaned it out but I can still smell it.
Washed something with white spirit on a month ago. I can still smell it when I open the machine.
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Nev
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Posted 30 May 2016 - 04:24 PM
Smells you can't get rid of.
Burnt some popcorn in the microwave a few years ago, I can still smell it when I open the door.
Spilt some milk in the fridge a while ago. Cleaned it out but I can still smell it.
Washed something with white spirit on a month ago. I can still smell it when I open the machine.
People who use massive fonts because they have hit 75 and their eye sight is failing ! LOL
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