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#6981 Zoobeef

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Posted 30 May 2016 - 04:31 PM

No responses to my last 2 drips. Glad that worked 😂



#6982 KurtVerbose

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Posted 01 June 2016 - 02:24 PM

People who say 'rpms'.



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Posted 01 June 2016 - 02:40 PM

bit like "brake horse powers"?



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Posted 02 June 2016 - 05:38 PM

Threads where only one person seems to post :lol:

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Posted 02 June 2016 - 06:42 PM

Staff who's default defence is 'bullying and harassment' when all they're being asked to do is their feckin job properly.

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Posted 06 June 2016 - 09:19 PM

Robert fcuking Peston.

 

Just made the mistake of watching the ITV 10 o'clock news and he's on it, doing his usual painful dragged out delivery of anything and everything. Jesus, I don't miss the twat on the BBC.



#6987 rob999

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Posted 06 June 2016 - 09:25 PM

ITV4 IOM TT Coverage - good. Adverts every 4 seconds for fray bentos - w4nk. Who the fcuk still buys fray bentos shite? And the oaf in the advert needs a punch in the oesophagus. And the way the camera zooms in on the cow penis/toenails I mean meat from said pie..... 😡😡😡😡

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Posted 06 June 2016 - 09:45 PM

People trying make up my mind for me on which way to vote in the referendum.

 

 

I CAN MAKE MY OWN MIND UP!

 



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Posted 06 June 2016 - 10:35 PM

People.

#6990 Zoobeef

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Posted 07 June 2016 - 03:04 PM

People walking rediculously slow in narrow places. Et out the fcuking way, some of us have stuff to do before we die.



#6991 Andrew aka Stuwy

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Posted 07 June 2016 - 03:37 PM

 

 

Hipsters.

  hipsters taking over grotty old English pubs and making them clean trendy hipster pubs   drinks going from £4pp to £8pp.
£4pp... decent cask should never been more than £2.50, or £3.50 with the London premium-tax.

 

 

I know that, you know that but that is not the case. I don't know any pubs in "the city" or even near that are under 4pp  



#6992 Andrew aka Stuwy

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Posted 07 June 2016 - 03:38 PM

People assuming something 'new' is hipster. Just because it's new does not mean some shoreditch doodah came up with it

 

agreed, see above  



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Posted 07 June 2016 - 04:38 PM

ITV4 IOM TT Coverage - good. Adverts every 4 seconds for fray bentos - w4nk. Who the fcuk still buys fray bentos shite? And the oaf in the advert needs a punch in the oesophagus. And the way the camera zooms in on the cow penis/toenails I mean meat from said pie..... 😡😡😡😡

 

Mmmmm. Fray Bentos Deep Fill Steak and Ale.... :wub:



#6994 KurtVerbose

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Posted 12 June 2016 - 07:08 PM

People who design DVD's. We just want a simple menu so we can watch the f*ckin' film not some designer sh*t that's making you look like a tw@.



#6995 Zoobeef

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Posted 12 June 2016 - 08:06 PM

Writing posts then just as you click post you lose your signal. It's driving me up the wall.

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Posted 13 June 2016 - 09:17 AM

People who design DVD's. We just want a simple menu so we can watch the f*ckin' film not some designer sh*t that's making you look like a tw@.

 

And the ability to skip the fcuking trailers please.

 

I'd imagine 50% of the reason for "backing up" is to just get the film and none of the other rubbish :lol:



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Posted 13 June 2016 - 10:18 AM

 

People who design DVD's. We just want a simple menu so we can watch the f*ckin' film not some designer sh*t that's making you look like a tw@.

 

And the ability to skip the fcuking trailers please.

 

I'd imagine 50% of the reason for "backing up" is to just get the film and none of the other rubbish :lol:

 

 

I use VLC that seems to be able to ditch most of that, but yes, it's much less trouble to play a movie from a hard disk.

 

Intro's on every menu selection. F*ck nose why.

 

I have that Sherlock series and the DVD number is written around the edge of the DVD in the tinyest font you can imagine.

 

Also, having bought a dvd, why do you get this mandatory annoying warning about dvd piracy. I've f*cking bought the thing you tw@s.



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Posted 13 June 2016 - 12:03 PM

Summer time heat, my TDI seems to have lost 50% of it's power :(



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Posted 13 June 2016 - 12:03 PM

Bmw's

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Posted 13 June 2016 - 01:33 PM

The "cheeky scamp comedy" of Tossed and them giving you a "celebrity" name to collect your order with.... I'm sure they make it female for blokes and vice versa on purpose.

 

doodahs

 






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