Billy No Mates
Posted 14 June 2016 - 09:15 AM
The "cheeky scamp comedy" of Tossed and them giving you a "celebrity" name to collect your order with.... I'm sure they make it female for blokes and vice versa on purpose.
doodahs
I know someone who works there part time.
They are instructed to give female names to male customers, only if they are reasonably sure they are homosexual and won't mind too much.
I agree with the comment about celebrity names, though.
Formerly LY055SCO
Posted 14 June 2016 - 12:35 PM
The Bishop of Stortford
Posted 14 June 2016 - 12:56 PM
The "cheeky scamp comedy" of Tossed and them giving you a "celebrity" name to collect your order with.... I'm sure they make it female for blokes and vice versa on purpose.
doodahs
I know someone who works there part time.
They are instructed to give female names to male customers, only if they are reasonably sure they are homosexual and won't mind too much.
I agree with the comment about celebrity names, though.
good job I'm a hetrophobic then
Billy No Mates
Posted 23 June 2016 - 01:07 PM
This poxy weather.
Not only did the thunder wake the kids up for half the night, the resultant flooding meant a 4 hour train ride to work (had to switch lines).
Scary Internerd
Posted 23 June 2016 - 05:33 PM
Scary Internerd
Posted 23 June 2016 - 08:50 PM
Supercharger of Doom
Posted 23 June 2016 - 09:18 PM
Ah sh!t, you've got me counting as well now. She was one of the few BBC reporters I could actually listen to until I read this.
Nipper's Minion
Posted 27 June 2016 - 08:53 AM
Scary Internerd
Posted 28 June 2016 - 12:24 PM
..fecking local public county officials..
..local farmer opens up his fields to horse riders..local district officers tells him to shut them down as public footpaths run across them and accidents caused by horses to any walkers he would be liable......they think run a away horses are a danger..whatever next..cars not allowed on roads as pedestrains are walikng on pavements next to them...fecking feck twankers
..received a letter to make some gates across our land wider so wheelchairs can get through them...not only would this mean our pony could escape..the wheelchairs have to go through 12 inches of fecking mud even at his time of year....what the fceking feck....twankers the fecking lot of them..
Super Duper Member
Posted 28 June 2016 - 12:41 PM
Had to look it up... wow that's a lot of teeth: http://www.bbc.co.uk...europe-32504022
I counted 9 - possibly 10.
Nipper's Minion
Posted 28 June 2016 - 01:22 PM
Had to look it up... wow that's a lot of teeth: http://www.bbc.co.uk...europe-32504022
I counted 9 - possibly 10.
Thats just the ones on the top row !
Supercharger of Doom
Posted 28 June 2016 - 01:47 PM
..fecking local public county officials..
..local farmer opens up his fields to horse riders..local district officers tells him to shut them down as public footpaths run across them and accidents caused by horses to any walkers he would be liable......they think run a away horses are a danger..whatever next..cars not allowed on roads as pedestrains are walikng on pavements next to them...fecking feck twankers
..received a letter to make some gates across our land wider so wheelchairs can get through them...not only would this mean our pony could escape..the wheelchairs have to go through 12 inches of fecking mud even at his time of year....what the fceking feck....twankers the fecking lot of them..
Sovereignty, you've gotta love it. Just think about how many more bye laws they'll be able to make now......
Scary Internerd
Posted 28 June 2016 - 02:02 PM
..fecking local public county officials..
..local farmer opens up his fields to horse riders..local district officers tells him to shut them down as public footpaths run across them and accidents caused by horses to any walkers he would be liable......they think run a away horses are a danger..whatever next..cars not allowed on roads as pedestrains are walikng on pavements next to them...fecking feck twankers
..received a letter to make some gates across our land wider so wheelchairs can get through them...not only would this mean our pony could escape..the wheelchairs have to go through 12 inches of fecking mud even at his time of year....what the fceking feck....twankers the fecking lot of them..
Sovereignty, you've gotta love it. Just think about how many more bye laws they'll be able to make now......
Matt..dont get me started please, I promised myself the end, and the end it is until...
.... when I phoned and asked for a reason they started to state a fceking paper that was a fecking directive, from the fecking EU...so put that in your fecking pipe and fecking smoke the fecking thing..feckity feck.. 
woops wrong fecking thread.... tits...
The Bishop of Stortford
Posted 28 June 2016 - 02:08 PM
is there a prescribed width, or can you just find a wheel chair, measure it, add 1mm* and voila
*oops, sorry a few thou 
Scary Internerd
Posted 28 June 2016 - 02:45 PM
is there a prescribed width, or can you just find a wheel chair, measure it, add 1mm* and voila
*oops, sorry a few thou
..I was going to tell them I would provide tempory ramps for them..only to get this back
A wheelchair ramp will comply with Part M of Building Regulations if it; Has a non-slip surface. Is 1.5m wide with a minimum unobstructed width of 1.5m. Has a maximum individual flight of 10m. Has a maximum gradient of 1:20 at 10m (500mm high) Has a maximum gradient of 1:15 at 5m (333mm high)
...my next step ( no pun intended)..is to see what fecking regulations there are for building a fecking tunnel...only problem is I will probably get fecking illegal immigrants trying to fecking get through it from fecking Calais
.. in the distance of just 800 meters yards (we are now 100% British, feck metric stuff)..there are 5 gates or styles, with grass waist high, or mud knee deep.....
..I am expecting a letter to say that a tarmaced path must be put in place..when through the course of the year there are no more than about 30 walkers in the first fecking place.....
..I bet the fecking district fecking officers voted to fecking remain and I bet even worse still they support fecking Leeds United...
Made In England
Posted 28 June 2016 - 03:42 PM
Ian, you done me proud.
To post or not to post that is the question... I have a little list again
Scary Internerd
Posted 29 June 2016 - 12:23 PM
..the fecking bbc
..and the fecking people who are being fecking allowed to fecking go on air on the radio..
..has the fecking bbc checked that the fecking supposed fecking "leave" fecking people who are now fecking complaining that they didnt fecking understand that leave means fecking leave, are in fecking actually leave voters, have their votes actually been fecking actually checked and they arent some gang of fecking stay in fecking voters fecking lieing through their fecking teeth..
..and what is fecking fecking worse , some people are fecking actually fecking falling for all this fecking proporganda as cos some one says so it must be fecking true..
everyone (both sides, before the fecking vote and even worse after) is fecking lieing and some people are actually fecking falling for it..
...for fecks sake.....got a fecking life..and the bbc should be fecking hung drawn and de bollcked allowing this fecking shite to go on..
Super Moderator
Posted 29 June 2016 - 12:31 PM
Supercharger of Doom
Posted 29 June 2016 - 12:58 PM
The Bishop of Stortford
Posted 29 June 2016 - 01:06 PM
Sorry Ian, I know you'd love to believe your majority was built on solid foundations and well reasoned arguments and see anything contrary as a conspiracy, but it isn't. I think the BBC are doing the nation a favour by identifying the nuggets who've changed their minds as they were using this as a protest against the government, didn't understand what a referendum was, who's sum total of thought into what they were voting for was based on whatever the Sun etc told them. They should do a proper rogues gallery so that we can start a program of sterilisation (to paraphrase The Specials). Would probably solve the housing/NHS/unemployment/Yellow VX/social security problems in a generation (though I accept it will probably adversely affect Sky subscriptions), unlike what leaving will achieve.
This.
What if the people calling in ARE geniunely regretting their vote option. Its not a consipiricy for some to regret it.
On a different note.
Umbrellas, particularly on busy footpaths, you fcuking eye gouging doodahs. I'd have hoped the EU (gawd bless it) would have banned them by now
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