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[techieboy]

On a different note. Umbrellas, particularly on busy footpaths, you fcuking eye gouging doodahs. I'd have hoped the EU (gawd bless it) would have banned them by now

This, a million times over. And worse still umbrella wielding twats that just stop without warning in the middle of a pavement to fumble with their fcukphones.

[Andrew aka Stuwy]

 

On a different note. Umbrellas, particularly on busy footpaths, you fcuking eye gouging doodahs. I'd have hoped the EU (gawd bless it) would have banned them by now

This, a million times over. And worse still umbrella wielding twats that just stop without warning in the middle of a pavement to fumble with their fcukphones.

 

 

I am surprised the EU has not banned breathing because the rich need the air...

 

and I still voted in

[Acidpopstar]

..the fecking bbc   ..and the fecking people who are being fecking allowed to fecking go on air on the radio..   ..has the fecking bbc checked that the fecking supposed fecking "leave" fecking people who are now fecking complaining that they didnt fecking understand that leave means fecking leave, are in fecking actually leave voters, have their votes actually been fecking actually checked and they arent some gang of fecking stay in fecking voters fecking lieing through their fecking teeth..   ..and what is fecking fecking worse , some people are fecking actually fecking falling for all this fecking proporganda as cos some one says so it must be fecking true..   everyone (both sides, before the fecking vote and even worse after) is fecking lieing and some people are actually fecking falling for it..   ...for fecks sake.....got a fecking life..and the bbc should be fecking hung drawn and de bollcked allowing this fecking shite to go on..

Of course it's for real! You underestimate the amount of sheeple in this country who do what ever their righteous indignation tells them to in a collective knee jerk reaction based on 0 facts. Why don't you did a fcuking moat round all your land then you can have your own little England all to yourself? Seems like that would solve all your problems. Sent from my iPhone using Tapatalk

[techieboy]

 

 

On a different note. Umbrellas, particularly on busy footpaths, you fcuking eye gouging doodahs. I'd have hoped the EU (gawd bless it) would have banned them by now

This, a million times over. And worse still umbrella wielding twats that just stop without warning in the middle of a pavement to fumble with their fcukphones.

 

  I am surprised the EU has not banned breathing because the rich need the air...   and I still voted in

 

Unfortunately, as punishment for pesky London Remain voters, all pollution limits on sh!t quality central London air will lifted after plans to move the crap air to Scotland were abandoned, due to EU funding being pulled. Car manufacturers will no longer need to comply with EuroVI regs for UK supplied diesel cars. So you'll soon be able to eat the air in London with a knife and fork.

[rob999]

I blame tv for everything.

[Harry Hornet]

..this bad weather, its supposed to be summer for fecks sake......fecking TV causing it.... pfffftttt

[Mangham54]

2yr olds that won't go to sleep.

[KurtVerbose]

The over use of portrait.

[Rudy]

2yr olds that won't go to sleep.

Doesn't belong here. You got on some tits to create the 2 year old so I'm afraid you pay the price for that enjoyment

[The Batman]

[Mangham54]

 

2yr olds that won't go to sleep.

Doesn't belong here. You got on some tits to create the 2 year old so I'm afraid you pay the price for that enjoyment

 

 

If I had got it on some tits then the situation wouldn't exist.

 

/Pedant

[techieboy]

Powercuts (probably a result of Brexit). House alarm going mental and can't turn it off and electric garage door open so I can't close it and fcuk off for some peace. God bless 4G.

[techieboy]

Impressive, just had 2 texts from UK Power Networks to tell me that they are aware of the problem and are responding. Power only went out 10 minutes ago. No idea how they knew my number.

Update at 11:29 - We have assigned engineers to locate and fix the issue; they are now on their way. Your power is off due to a fault with an underground cable. At this stage we're aiming to have your power on by 13:30. If this time should change, we'll let you know.

[The Batman]

When someone sells you something then says it gets broken by the parcel company... just so they can sell it to someone else for more

[KurtVerbose]

Motorcycle gearbox's that remain stuck in 2nd gear.

 

[rob999]

Women.

[The Batman]

I never knew you spoke to women?!

[rob999]

I never knew you spoke to women?!

True, I normally talk to the animalssssss

[rob999]

Don't try to outwit me Jioe, you'll never win.

[LY_Scott]

People coming into threads just to moan about them. There are plenty threads which bore me or I don't have enough knowledge to add anything useful.

 

I do  everyone a favour and ignore them

 

It's not hard...