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[TazN]

Talktalk, probably all telecommunication companies as well.

 

Moving house so changing from Talktalk to BT. Place my order with BT and tell Talktalk, they do a very nice deal so take it and cancel my BT order. I then get a call a few hours later from Talktalk, I'm sorry to say that we cannot provide broadband to the property you are moving to. WTF? You just took the properties details and didn't even check if you could provide the service you just sold me.

 

So I called BT and tell them that Talktalk are idiots and I would like to continue with my order. It's canceled (rightly so as I asked) so I have to re order, that is the key bit here. As it is over the phone they wont honor the online deal but dont tell me until the end of the order, so I have to cancel for the second time today BT just so I can order it online tomorrow to get the 'online' deal.

 

Well over an hour of my life wasted that I wont ever get back.

[Ali87]

Joggers running along the main road with their backs to traffic and headphones in. Arseholes

[Zoobeef]

Neighbours that talk to you and think their being witty.

I hate washing cars, the Audi hasn't been done for over 2 years, the Noble gets done when it's dirty (about once a month if I'm home using it) and the vx just before a trackday.

Yet every time I'm washing the noble, you'll wash the paint off it, you love washing that car, I'll bring mine round etc etc.

Just fcuk off and walk your sh*t dog in silence.

If ive been away it could be the first time it's been washed in 6 months yet there I am "always" washing it.

 

Then, spent the last few days in the garage, people walking passed gawping. Then the comments, "it's a labour of love that car". No it just needs a cage fitting and it takes 2 days. What do you want me to do stop half way and say that'll do. fcuk off.

 

I really can't wait to move to somewhere with a nice wall round it so no fcuker can see me working.

Edited by Zoobeef, 09 August 2016 - 08:08 AM.

[The Batman]

Are you going to prison?

[Zoobeef]

Probably if they don't leave me alone.

[The Batman]

[moospeed]

Joggers running along the main road with their backs to traffic and headphones in. Arseholes

 

Wholeheartedly agree with this one, been a runner for over a decade and never once in my marathon training have I ever felt the need to run in the road when there's a path alongside.

 

Most of my weekend routes are round deserted narrow country lanes but I still tend to be on the right hand side and remain aware that a lost car may be heading towards me so I'm ready to pause and dive into a hedge.

[moospeed]

Trying to buy a new (2nd hand) vespa after mine was stolen.  It's a minefield!!

 

So far I've attempted to buy three which haven't looked like complete wrecks in the adverts. Ran the HPI checks and so far two write-offs and one still under HP finance.  Obviously none of it mentioned in the adverts and apparently unknown to the sellers.  So that's 100% of them dodgy so far.

 

In fact, thinking more on this, two are on eBay - I think I'll report them.  Won't do any good probably as they'll sell to some poor sucker, but at least I'll feel like I've done something.

 

[Goosenka]

Kids that parents have made sh*t scared of dogs. You utter bastards.

[rob999]

Honda Jazz drivers. Foot and right pedal and engage.

[AstonVauxhall]

Matt Baker.

[Mangham54]

Kids that parents have made sh*t scared of dogs. You utter bastards.

Agree. Would love to see Theo's reaction to your two as he adores dogs. Especially my parents pair of Rough Collies.

[The Batman]

I 100% agree the amount of kids that are scared of my dog is unreal... It makes me angry when a kid runs away from a Labrador?!? I mean come on the worst a lab will do is lick you

[Wolfstone]

I mean come on the worst a lab will do is lick you

Oooohhhh.....can I come round?

[slindborg]

Kids that parents have made sh*t scared of dogs. You utter bastards.

 

two of my mates made their kids scared and then because of this they perpetuate it by being scared on their behalf etc.

[Mangham54]

Kids that parents have made sh*t scared of dogs. You utter bastards.

  two of my mates made their kids scared and then because of this they perpetuate it by being scared on their behalf etc.

Fick-heads. Next door have a staffy (Django) which has barks like buggery, Theo just stands at the fence shouting 'Ango, sshh!' And then tries to feed him leaves through the fence. At the weekend he climbed up the ramp for the back door and try 'frisbeeing' bananas and beef burgers shouting "no hungry Ango".

[The Batman]

I mean come on the worst a lab will do is lick you

Oooohhhh.....can I come round?

You disgust me she is 2

[Ali87]

I mean come on the worst a lab will do is lick you

Oooohhhh.....can I come round?

You disgust me she is 2

aye but in dog year that's...10...Wolfy you disgust me too!

[The Batman]

She's 2 next week!

[Wolfstone]

I thought a dog year was equivalent to 7 human years. So she's nearly 14. Given her about 4 more months and she's then 16.