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#7101 jim61

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Posted 17 August 2016 - 05:42 PM

Yes that ☝ Know sweet fa about web design or much else really but its feckin annoying. A bit like someone snatching a newspaper you're reading as a joke ( I realise the mention of printed media dates me ) Twats

#7102 Stevie Dubyah

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Posted 17 August 2016 - 06:13 PM

Looking at how many friends I've lost. I'm 31 ffs.

 

Wait until you hit 45. You look at the list of contacts on your phone or Facebook and vaguely remember their names but cannot remember what they looked like or where you knew them from. :(



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Posted 17 August 2016 - 07:52 PM

iTunes search feature. Slower than a slow thing on a slow day. Only give a run for its money by Barclays counter service.

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Posted 18 August 2016 - 08:32 PM

Boxers....thick as sh*t. Edit.....people not dogs....boxer dogs are more intelligent.

Edited by Wolfstone, 18 August 2016 - 08:33 PM.


#7105 ghand

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Posted 18 August 2016 - 09:30 PM

Boxers....thick as sh*t. Edit.....people not dogs....boxer dogs are more intelligent.

What ! Even Audly Harrison has a degree in Sport sciences, loads of them are very clever and have way more qualifications than most.ok some are thugs 👍😂😂😂😂😂

#7106 ghand

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Posted 18 August 2016 - 09:41 PM

Boxers....thick as sh*t. Edit.....people not dogs....boxer dogs are more intelligent.

What ! Even Audly Harrison has a degree in Sport sciences, loads of them are very clever and have way more qualifications than most.ok some are thugs 👍😂😂😂😂😂
Wolfy both klitschko's have degrees, you try telling them they are thick 👍😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂 see you in A&E 👍😂

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Posted 18 August 2016 - 09:48 PM

I know plenty of thick people with degrees



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Posted 18 August 2016 - 09:52 PM

I know plenty of thick people with degrees

Any boxers ? 😂

#7109 The Batman

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Posted 18 August 2016 - 09:55 PM

I know plenty of thick people with degrees

Npc?

#7110 ghand

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Posted 18 August 2016 - 10:01 PM

I know plenty of thick people with degrees

Npc?
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#7111 The Batman

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Posted 18 August 2016 - 10:03 PM

:P

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Posted 18 August 2016 - 10:04 PM

I know plenty of thick people with degrees

Npc?
Twunts. :lol: You, not us. :lol:

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Posted 18 August 2016 - 10:17 PM

Construction project managers annoy me somewhat

 

Not surprising the 'profession' didn't really exist before e-mails were invented.

 

Right now I'm being invited to countless 'meetings' (let's call them PM justification) wherein I've stated time/time again that if I keep getting red flagged e-mails I'm not going to have time to do my own job...I'm copied into all these e-mails because the PM is a number cruncher with no technical knowledge

 

30 mins lunch today, back to my desk and 45 red flagged e-mails in my inbox  :huh:

 

 



#7114 ghand

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Posted 18 August 2016 - 10:44 PM

On the sun lounger in the garden just chilling as you do when retired and the bloody pigeons are so noisy. 😂😂😎😎😎

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Posted 19 August 2016 - 12:02 AM

People that hit your wing mirror and drive off !

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Posted 19 August 2016 - 12:15 AM

On the sun lounger in the garden just chilling as you do when retired and the bloody pigeons are so noisy. 😂😂😎😎😎

 

i see you have a advert out now?!

 

https://youtu.be/BIR5dNN7o1w



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Posted 19 August 2016 - 12:40 PM

On the sun lounger in the garden just chilling as you do when retired and the bloody pigeons are so noisy. 😂😂😎😎😎

  i see you have a advert out now?!   https://youtu.be/BIR5dNN7o1w
I thought of this one... https://youtu.be/dQw4w9WgXcQ

#7118 The Batman

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Posted 19 August 2016 - 03:55 PM

Thst one is much better!

#7119 Steve.i.am

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Posted 19 August 2016 - 04:02 PM

People that hit your wing mirror and drive off !

 

'Wing mirror' gets right on my tits. When did you last see a car with a mirror on the wing?* 

 

They're DOOR mirrors.

 

 

 

* OK I know someone will post a pic of a new car that does.



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Posted 19 August 2016 - 04:23 PM

When there is one of these...

 

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...causing an obstruction in the road... to tell you that there is an upcoming obstruction in the road, that is less of a fcuking obstruction that the actual sign???

 

Some people don't have the brains they were born with!






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