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#7141 LY_Scott

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Posted 31 August 2016 - 12:41 PM

:lol: Struck a cord chaps :lol: All of the above. What is the point of piling them in the sink?!?! You just need to lift them out again to fill it and normall spill the stale water now filling the pots.

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Posted 31 August 2016 - 07:52 PM

Car drivers thinking they own the road :lol:

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Posted 31 August 2016 - 08:45 PM

People who pick up americanisms, examples being:-

 

Using 'pissed' when meaning 'pissed off'

Pronunciation of the word 'router' when talking about network routers (It's not a woodwork tool!)

Pronunciation of the word 'leverage'

 

I pull people up about it at work and tell them off.

 

It's our language - hands off yanks!!

 

Too much American TV/movies

 

rant



#7144 KurtVerbose

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Posted 31 August 2016 - 09:19 PM

People who stare at your shopping at the check out. It's not like I've bought a big tub of anal lube or anything.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

It was a small tub.



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Posted 31 August 2016 - 10:01 PM

People who pick up americanisms, examples being:-   Using 'pissed' when meaning 'pissed off' Pronunciation of the word 'router' when talking about network routers (It's not a woodwork tool!) Pronunciation of the word 'leverage'   I pull people up about it at work and tell them off.   It's our language - hands off yanks!!   Too much American TV/movies   rant

I hear you on this. A-loooooo-min-um is my worst one followed closely by math and data.

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Posted 01 September 2016 - 11:26 AM

 

People who pick up americanisms, examples being:-   Using 'pissed' when meaning 'pissed off' Pronunciation of the word 'router' when talking about network routers (It's not a woodwork tool!) Pronunciation of the word 'leverage'   I pull people up about it at work and tell them off.   It's our language - hands off yanks!!   Too much American TV/movies   rant

I hear you on this. A-loooooo-min-um is my worst one followed closely by math and data.

 

 

Yes

 

I lose things not 'loose' things.

I have wind not 'gas'

It's colour not 'color'

 

The list goes on

 

Aaaaarrgh!



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Posted 01 September 2016 - 07:44 PM

 

 

People who pick up americanisms, examples being:-   Using 'pissed' when meaning 'pissed off' Pronunciation of the word 'router' when talking about network routers (It's not a woodwork tool!) Pronunciation of the word 'leverage'   I pull people up about it at work and tell them off.   It's our language - hands off yanks!!   Too much American TV/movies   rant

I hear you on this. A-loooooo-min-um is my worst one followed closely by math and data.

 

 

Yes

 

I lose things not 'loose' things.

I have wind not 'gas'

It's colour not 'color'

 

The list goes on

 

Aaaaarrgh!

 

I had no idea i was pissing off so many Brits here  ;)  My excuse is that i learnt "English" from Fresh Prince In Bel-Air, Rambo and other 80s movies.

What really annoys me is when parents let their childs go mental in stores, libraries or other public places and they couldn't care less what their child was doing.

"couldn't, did i do it again? i don't know what is/isn't Murican" 



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Posted 01 September 2016 - 09:25 PM

Illiterate idiots (including highly educated people) who want to "revert" to an email. You were never an email so no, you cannot revert to being an email, you can "reply" though. * I think there are some exceptions to this from the legal world

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Posted 02 September 2016 - 11:49 AM

Tattoos. Bad enough on men but just plain wrong on women.

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Posted 02 September 2016 - 12:48 PM

Tattoos. Bad enough on men but just plain wrong on women.

 

:lol:

 

I wondered why you stopped talking to me :poke:

 

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Posted 02 September 2016 - 01:09 PM

Illiterate idiots (including highly educated people) who want to "revert" to an email. You were never an email so no, you cannot revert to being an email, you can "reply" though. * I think there are some exceptions to this from the legal world

Agree. We should be pro-active in driving through the change in culture required to deliver a world class approach to literacy. We should blue sky it ASAP. If you could revert with ideas via PM I'll table it on the agenda for the next Essex meet. Thx K

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Posted 02 September 2016 - 01:24 PM

 

Illiterate idiots (including highly educated people) who want to "revert" to an email. You were never an email so no, you cannot revert to being an email, you can "reply" though. * I think there are some exceptions to this from the legal world

Agree. We should be pro-active in driving through the change in culture required to deliver a world class approach to literacy. We should blue sky it ASAP. If you could revert with ideas via PM I'll table it on the agenda for the next Essex meet. Thx K

 

 

Just be careful you don't paint yourself into a corner. You'll need 110% from everyone just in case the goalposts are moved, remember it is mission critical although you could incentivise the team if needed - could end up being a win-win situation.  



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Posted 02 September 2016 - 02:25 PM

Don't knock it. Teamwork makes the dream work remember 😊

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Posted 03 September 2016 - 08:38 AM

People who pick up americanisms, examples being:-   Using 'pissed' when meaning 'pissed off' Pronunciation of the word 'router' when talking about network routers (It's not a woodwork tool!) Pronunciation of the word 'leverage'   I pull people up about it at work and tell them off.   It's our language - hands off yanks!!   Too much American TV/movies   rant

Someone asked me to bring a rowter to the test office we have, so I took my lovely woodwork tool with me (and he router they had asked for too as I'm not a total dick).... Confused but they called it by its proper pronunciation after that

#7155 Ali87

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Posted 03 September 2016 - 09:05 AM

Washing cars. Why does it have to be so boring?

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Posted 03 September 2016 - 01:53 PM

Washing cars. Why does it have to be so boring?

Yes but it's when you wash a normal car it feels like it takes an eternity compared to the VX!

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Posted 04 September 2016 - 11:23 PM

Bikes again. Especially self righteous old witches cycling on a single track road who refuse to get out the way of a line of VXs! She was lucky us vx lot are so nice else that bike might have made its way right up her wrinkly old arse!

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Posted 05 September 2016 - 09:15 AM

Bikes again.

 

Indeed, the worst is when they ride 2 or 3 abreast on windy country lanes, seemingly unaware of the obstruction they cause and the increased chance they have of being knocked off.

 

Just like most drivers, I've had instances when driving down country lanes at perfectly sensible speeds of 30 to 60 MPH, only to go round a corner and find 3 of them abreast, completely blocking the lane and doing 10 MPH and relying on every car coming up behind them to hard/emergency brake to avoid them. Inevitably some driver doesn't brake hard enough and a group of them are ploughed into, and survival of the fittest comes into operation.

 

When ever I cycle on the road I do so defensively and consideration of others on the road and to reduce my risk profile to cars around me.

 


Edited by Nev, 05 September 2016 - 09:24 AM.


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Posted 05 September 2016 - 09:29 AM

Tattoos. Bad enough on men but just plain wrong on women.

 

Oooh, that doesn't sound very tolerant !  



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Posted 05 September 2016 - 12:30 PM

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