Scary Internerd
Posted 27 October 2016 - 04:54 PM
People that eat with their mouth open, almost as if trying to make as much noise as possible.
Yep... an absolute pet hate of mine... a very good friend of mine can't eat without making a noise like a dog lapping water from a bowl... but I don't tell him, as I am not his mum. 
Scary Internerd
Posted 27 October 2016 - 04:55 PM
When the ply's get out of sync on bog paper.
Yep, but not as annoying as when roll of foil gets a kink and then starts to split as you unwind it!!!
Iceman
Posted 27 October 2016 - 05:27 PM
The Bishop of Stortford
Posted 27 October 2016 - 06:06 PM
Cake is better than singingThe Great British Bake Off. Cant believe that over 14m people give a sh*t.
Iceman
Posted 27 October 2016 - 06:09 PM
His Serene Highness
Posted 27 October 2016 - 06:23 PM
True that. But lesser of two evils.
And dancing. Lesser of three evils.
I was hoping all this reality $hit would die off by now, but instead it's morphed.
Scary Internerd
Posted 27 October 2016 - 07:18 PM
Candice mmmmYep, but not as annoying as when roll of foil gets a kink and then starts to split as you unwind it!!!When the ply's get out of sync on bog paper.
Scary Internerd
Posted 27 October 2016 - 07:27 PM
You know there is a very simple solution for this.... it only happens when you inadvertently take a single ply. Just 'unwind' the single ply and hey presto it's back in sync.When the ply's get out of sync on bog paper.
His Serene Highness
Posted 27 October 2016 - 09:41 PM
You know there is a very simple solution for this.... it only happens when you inadvertently take a single ply. Just 'unwind' the single ply and hey presto it's back in sync.When the ply's get out of sync on bog paper.
On this roll there was no single ply taken but it was still maybe 5mm out of sync.
It was near the end of the roll anyway, but still substandard and took some of the joy of my evacuation.
Nipper's Minion
Posted 28 October 2016 - 07:21 AM
Non stop charity begging envelopes being pushed through my letter box. I must get about 2 or 3 a week, which go straight into a large bin I have to keep near the front door specially.
This happens despite having a large clear message on the letter box flap saying "No junk mail, no flyers".
If people want to give to charity then they will do so IMO, however a non stop irritating (and wasteful) barrage of begging slips is more likely to just switch them off.
I also used to dislike the "social bullying" of can rattlers walking round the office, looking at you as if you were some sort of ogre for not putting 25p in their can. At one of my old companies their favoured charity was "Walace and Grommit foundation" - I looked up this charity's accounts on the companies website and over 55% of it's income was frittered away on expenses and rent for their offices (on one of Bristols most expensive roads)... classic legalised embezzlement.
Edited by Nev, 28 October 2016 - 07:50 AM.
Joes bedroom assistant.
Posted 28 October 2016 - 08:56 PM
People that remove driveshaft with a metal lump hammer, fcuking the screw thread on the end. Annoys the sh*t out of muggins here when he's trying to fit it.
Scary Internerd
Posted 28 October 2016 - 09:43 PM
Anything that reduces the joy of evacuation deserves its place in this thread. The producers of said bog paper should hang their heads in shame.On this roll there was no single ply taken but it was still maybe 5mm out of sync. It was near the end of the roll anyway, but still substandard and took some of the joy of my evacuation.
You know there is a very simple solution for this.... it only happens when you inadvertently take a single ply. Just 'unwind' the single ply and hey presto it's back in sync.When the ply's get out of sync on bog paper.
The Bishop of Stortford
Posted 30 October 2016 - 07:29 AM
We used to get lots and lots of charity bags to put stuff in for them to sell..... We had so many that I used the bags as bin bags. The bag delivery service soon stoppedNon stop charity begging envelopes being pushed through my letter box. I must get about 2 or 3 a week, which go straight into a large bin I have to keep near the front door specially. This happens despite having a large clear message on the letter box flap saying "No junk mail, no flyers". If people want to give to charity then they will do so IMO, however a non stop irritating (and wasteful) barrage of begging slips is more likely to just switch them off. I also used to dislike the "social bullying" of can rattlers walking round the office, looking at you as if you were some sort of ogre for not putting 25p in their can. At one of my old companies their favoured charity was "Walace and Grommit foundation" - I looked up this charity's accounts on the companies website and over 55% of it's income was frittered away on expenses and rent for their offices (on one of Bristols most expensive roads)... classic legalised embezzlement.
although that did mean we needed to buy bin bags after that 
'Charity' rarely gets my time or money, in particular the one that is supported by a big supermarket and gets women (sexist) to walk 5k to feel amazing....... fcuk off with your huge director payouts and permanent emotional blackmail adverts
Iceman
Posted 05 November 2016 - 08:40 PM
Women
Scary Internerd
Posted 06 November 2016 - 10:59 AM
Adverts with fcuking doorbell noises in them... they all seem to sound like mine!
Iceman
Posted 06 November 2016 - 11:35 AM
Do they also set your VX alarm off?Adverts with fcuking doorbell noises in them... they all seem to sound like mine!
His Serene Highness
Posted 06 November 2016 - 12:07 PM
Women
If women are getting on your tits you're doing it wrong.
Cat in a Hat
Posted 06 November 2016 - 02:12 PM
Ken isn't....If women are getting on your tits you're doing it wrong.Women
Scary Internerd
Posted 06 November 2016 - 05:52 PM
Do they also set your VX alarm off?Adverts with fcuking doorbell noises in them... they all seem to sound like mine!
Hamilton is a Pop Star
Posted 07 November 2016 - 10:21 PM
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