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What Gets On Your Tits?

Started by willow , Jul 05 2005 12:46 PM

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#7201 Mangham54

Wannabe....

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Gender:Male
Location:Baaaaarrrrnnnnssssllleeeeyyyy

Posted 07 November 2016 - 10:23 PM

If he wins, he will be dead within days.

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#7202 The Knobs

Scary Internerd

3,481 posts

Gender:Male
Location:East midlands apparently, north to me

Posted 08 November 2016 - 01:22 AM

Dewdrops

Why cant people feel them hanging off their noses, for gods sake man wipe it !!!

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#7203 Ormes

Scary Internerd

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Gender:Male
Location:Corsham (nr. Chippenham)

Posted 08 November 2016 - 06:13 AM

People who won't drive on the coloured ring of asphalt that runs around some roundabouts.

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#7204 james.a

Proud member of the Northants Pedantic Crew

2,032 posts

Gender:Male
Location:Northampton
Interests:Driving Trigger's broom since March 2010

Posted 09 November 2016 - 06:56 AM

The majority of Americans.

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#7205 fiveoclock

Whipping Boy

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Gender:Male
Location:Ifold, West Sussex

Posted 09 November 2016 - 07:08 AM

People who, when things don't go their way, throw their toys out of the pram and call their opponents morons, stupid, ignorant, racist etc. Happening in the US and I seem to remember it happened 5 months ago. It's exactly these elitist attitudes that got their arses kicked by people that are fed up with it.

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#7206 Andrew aka Stuwy

Made In England

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Location:At Sea
Interests:most things are intersting

Posted 10 November 2016 - 12:55 AM

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#7207 Crazyfrog (Fab)

Iceman

22,801 posts

Gender:Not Telling

Posted 10 November 2016 - 06:56 AM

Having to leave the bx in a airport car park 😔

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#7208 rob999

Cat in a Hat

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Location:Northacre
Interests:Footy, Tennis, Fire.

Posted 10 November 2016 - 07:06 AM

Having to leave the bx in a airport car park 😔

The Citroen Fab?

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#7209 Stevie Dubyah

Billy No Mates

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Location:South East
Interests:Invasive Operations

Posted 10 November 2016 - 09:35 AM

Having to leave the bx in a airport car park 😔
The Citroen Fab?

just when you thought he couldn't be any more French.

1.9 GTI FTW!

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#7210 siztenboots

RaceMode

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Location:Surrey
Interests:french maids

Posted 11 November 2016 - 12:56 PM

tea bag dust

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#7211 rob999

Cat in a Hat

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Location:Northacre
Interests:Footy, Tennis, Fire.

Posted 11 November 2016 - 03:43 PM

People who you can see have sat navs glued to the middle of their windscreen. You know they have zero idea of where they are going even if it's on motorway that has no junctions for a thousand miles.

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#7212 Mangham54

Wannabe....

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Posted 11 November 2016 - 09:41 PM

People who you can see have sat navs glued to the middle of their windscreen. You know they have zero idea of where they are going even if it's on motorway that has no junctions for a thousand miles.

I have mine running every morning for my identical commute. Yesterday it saved me 1hr 40mins of sitting on a closed motorway

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#7213 Wolfstone

Iceman

12,985 posts

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Location:Jordan (The country. Not Katie Price)
Interests:Northants Pedantic Crew global domination of the media.

Posted 12 November 2016 - 12:47 AM

Managed motorways. Are the idiots that manage them fcukin' blind as well as stupid?

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#7214 Wolfstone

Iceman

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Gender:Male
Location:Jordan (The country. Not Katie Price)
Interests:Northants Pedantic Crew global domination of the media.

Posted 12 November 2016 - 12:48 AM

Jean shopping and searching for the right size. Just make the labels fcuking obvious and easy to read.

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#7215 jules_s

Iceman

15,275 posts

Gender:Male
Location:The Porker showroom
Interests:Plane spotting

Posted 12 November 2016 - 12:50 AM

Jean shopping and searching for the right size. Just make the labels fcuking obvious and easy to read.

You have a lot to learn mate

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#7216 Wolfstone

Iceman

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Gender:Male
Location:Jordan (The country. Not Katie Price)
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Posted 12 November 2016 - 12:53 AM

Jean shopping and searching for the right size. Just make the labels fcuking obvious and easy to read.
You have a lot to learn mate

Teach me Jules....drives me insane.

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#7217 Nev

Nipper's Minion

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Location:Bristol
Interests:Rock climbing, skiing, kayaking, surfing, mountaineering, budgies, chess, practical mechanics.

Posted 12 November 2016 - 07:10 AM

Jean shopping and searching for the right size. Just make the labels fcuking obvious and easy to read.
You have a lot to learn mate
Teach me Jules....drives me insane.

You guys must be beginners, here is my easy 5 step tutorial:

Measure your inside leg, measure your waist, give measurements to girlfriend, send her off to shopping hell on a Saturday morning, whilst she's away sit back and look at Pornhub !

Edited by Nev, 12 November 2016 - 07:12 AM.

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#7218 rob999

Cat in a Hat

12,795 posts

Gender:Male
Location:Northacre
Interests:Footy, Tennis, Fire.

Posted 12 November 2016 - 07:48 AM

Ken, you're too old for jeans. You should be looking in the beige elasticated slacks aisle.

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#7219 Ali87

Billy No Mates

1,287 posts

Gender:Male
Location:Doune

Posted 12 November 2016 - 04:50 PM

Jean shopping and searching for the right size. Just make the labels fcuking obvious and easy to read.

I just got a pair from Amazon. Least stressful jeans shopping ever. The shops seem to do short and fat or tall and thin. Difficult to find tall and fat!