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[james.a]

Women again. Why do they take so long to get ready? Been waiting to go to the pub for over an hour now!

The gap in time it takes certain folks between getting in to their car having paid for petrol. And Sorting belts Starting engine And Moving off. My observations show this may be gender related and linked to obliviousness of the fact others are waiting.

[rob999]

Don't forget check their handbag, check the passenger seat is still there. Make sure the needle on the petrol gauge works...

[LY_Scott]

Sounds a bit like people at cash machines. I've really no idea what other people are doing at cash machines that takes them so long. Its not fkn hard.

[Harry Hornet]

Sounds a bit like people at cash machines. I've really no idea what other people are doing at cash machines that takes them so long. Its not fkn hard.

Thats just a Scottish thing Checking each note and time stamping each one..😆

[LY_Scott]

Maybe a brexit thing watching them lose value in the seconds they take from machine to purse

[fiveoclock]

The batch of nauseous Christmas adverts on the television from the likes of M & S, Sainsburys and John Lewis.

[jules_s]

I really should have been a dentist.

 

A cursory glance around and that will be £40 thank you. In/out in less than 5 minutes ffs

[Nev]

I really should have been a dentist.

 

A cursory glance around and that will be £40 thank you. In/out in less than 5 minutes ffs

 

"Apparently" one could say the same about being a male prostitute, there is always demand for the "older gentleman", so you could start now and be a millionaire in 5 years (or be up to your eyeballs in expensive watches)!

Edited by Nev, 15 November 2016 - 07:53 AM.

[PaulCP]

Going into fcking hospital with one thing and coming out with something worse 😠😠

[Mangham54]

Going into fcking hospital with one thing and coming out with something worse 😠😠

Not good.

[rob999]

Yes I'm already fed up of the John Lewis advert. And the fcuking carrot. Bet Joe loves them.

[Harry Hornet]

Going into fcking hospital with one thing and coming out with something worse 😠😠

 

..what you went in with Sue..and came out with a complete stranger?

[Andrew aka Stuwy]

Arrrrrrrrrrrrr fcuking cyclists again fcuking doodah. Dipshit with no lights. Nearly hit my colleague, called him out and he just resulted to personal insults about our apperiance. Not once did I insult this Cumtrumpet. Well until now, what a stupid doodah. Why can't I carry a gun and just shoot these fcuking waist of resources. Food. Water. Air. Fuel. All because somehow this thing has the right to live. fcuking hell I hope this doodah does not have children so it will save the next generation of lowlife degenerate that drain our systems.

[jules_s]

Arrrrrrrrrrrrr fcuking cyclists again fcuking doodah. Dipshit with no lights. Nearly hit my colleague, called him out and he just resulted to personal insults about our apperiance. Not once did I insult this Cumtrumpet. Well until now, what a stupid doodah. Why can't I carry a gun and just shoot these fcuking waist of resources. Food. Water. Air. Fuel. All because somehow this thing has the right to live. fcuking hell I hope this doodah does not have children so it will save the next generation of lowlife degenerate that drain our systems.

Same here today ffs

 

I nearly wiped out a filtering motorcyclist too. Daft doodah was doing stupid speeds and it was pissing down

[Nev]

Arrrrrrrrrrrrr fcuking cyclists again fcuking doodah. Dipshit with no lights. Nearly hit my colleague, called him out and he just resulted to personal insults about our apperiance. Not once did I insult this Cumtrumpet. Well until now, what a stupid doodah. Why can't I carry a gun and just shoot these fcuking waist of resources. Food. Water. Air. Fuel. All because somehow this thing has the right to live. fcuking hell I hope this doodah does not have children so it will save the next generation of lowlife degenerate that drain our systems.

 

Stuwy, have you had your blood pressure checked, you strike me as a likely candidate for a stress related heart attack by 40 !

 

Of course, I do concur with you about the cyclists.

Edited by Nev, 17 November 2016 - 09:54 PM.

[Andrew aka Stuwy]

I had a beer and a curry to calm down, worked a treat

[Ali87]

Girlfriends wee sisters dog. Arsehole ran away and killed 8 of my neighbours chickens. Bloody dog

[casino]

Bloody storms that last for days. Rain rain rain rain rain rain. Boring

[KurtVerbose]

Girlfriends wee sisters dog. Arsehole ran away and killed 8 of my neighbours chickens. Bloody dog

 

Don't blame the dog, blame the owner.  

[C8RKH]

After flying to Stanstead Airport, picking up a hire car, then driving around the M25, M11, A11, etc to various places, fcuking stupid daft southern drivers who absolutely refuse to use lane 1, think they have the soul right to lane 2 or 3 (depending on whether a 3 or 4 lane stretch), who then clog up the Motorway and leave it until they are basically past the junction before veering left like a Red Arrow on a manouvre, cutting across all and sundry, to exit.

 

Fcuking retards the lot of them. Men and women. The only thing they have in common is that they are from the South. We should deport the whole bloody lot of them to France and Calais whilst we still can with a one way free movement of people ticket. Even had one woman driving in the middle lane of the M25 with an IPAD elastic banded to her steering wheel watching a box set/catchup TV whilst driving. FFS, how retarded is that. And don't even get me started on the tosspots in Audi's, BMW's and Merc's, that absolutely must have bluetooth, with their bloody phones in their hands strapped to their ears oblivious to what is going on around them.

 

I really do not know how people live down here without just getting out the pump action shotgun and shooting these idiots and doing us all a greater favour!

 

Obviously, that would be against the law, so don't take me literally!

 

Arggh!