Oh and I want to punch Clarkson for that stupid giggle he does at the end of his Amazon advert.
If it was funny I'd keep it to one slap. It's not.
What Gets On Your Tits?
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willow
, Jul 05 2005 12:46 PM
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rob999
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Posted 06 December 2016 - 10:47 AM
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casino
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Hamilton is a Pop Star
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Wrote and produced the VXT launch film.
Posted 10 December 2016 - 08:23 PM
Girls who say "Bless".
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KurtVerbose
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His Serene Highness
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Posted 11 December 2016 - 08:00 AM
Girls who say "Bless".
Show'd her your penis?
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siztenboots
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RaceMode
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Posted 11 December 2016 - 08:03 AM
Girls who say "ickle"Show'd her your penis?Girls who say "Bless".
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Billy No Mates
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Posted 12 December 2016 - 01:44 PM
Girls who say "ickle"
Show'd her your penis?Girls who say "Bless".
Girls who say "can you stop stalking me you perverted maniac"
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Posted 16 December 2016 - 09:30 AM
Christmas songs.
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- Interests:Rock climbing, skiing, kayaking, surfing, mountaineering, budgies, chess, practical mechanics.
Posted 16 December 2016 - 09:35 AM
Christmas adverts that repeat and repeat.
Edited by Nev, 16 December 2016 - 09:52 AM.
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Mangham54
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Wannabe....
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Posted 16 December 2016 - 05:38 PM
Air guitar and whatever the bollocks is with standing still whilst someone films your works Christmas party for a social media outlet.
#fuckoffmannequintwats
Edited by Mangham54, 16 December 2016 - 05:39 PM.
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Wolfstone
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Iceman
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- Location:Jordan (The country. Not Katie Price)
- Interests:Northants Pedantic Crew global domination of the media.
Posted 19 December 2016 - 07:44 PM
Jacob Rees-Mogg
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Wolfstone
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Posted 19 December 2016 - 07:50 PM
Managed Motorways, particularly the M1 between Junctions 13 and 10. Whenever there appears to be congestion, the 4th lane / hard shoulder is closed and a 60mph speed limit is imposed. No wonder it's congested you fucktwunts.
And yet no congestion and they open the 4th lane / hard shoulder but still impose a 60mph limit.
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Posted 19 December 2016 - 08:37 PM
Managed Motorways, particularly the M1 between Junctions 13 and 10. Whenever there appears to be congestion, the 4th lane / hard shoulder is closed and a 60mph speed limit is imposed. No wonder it's congested you fucktwunts.
And yet no congestion and they open the 4th lane / hard shoulder but still impose a 60mph limit.
Make that as far as the M25 junction both Southbound and Northbound.
The variable speed limit is operational nearly every morning/evening between J10 and the M25. Whenever it is off traffic flows freely.
I have seen at least 6 multi car pileups on the Northbound M1 a couple of miles before J9, all occurred because of the first car braking hard for the speed camera.
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rob999
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Posted 19 December 2016 - 09:18 PM
95% of all car accidents happen on the M1 at Luton. Fact.
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Mangham54
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Posted 20 December 2016 - 06:56 AM
9.5% a good 10% are between jn39 and jn42. Also a section of Managed motorway.95% of all car accidents happen on the M1 at Luton. Fact.
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Posted 20 December 2016 - 09:00 AM
People who indicate as they enter a mini roundabout. Thanks guys 
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Ali87
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Billy No Mates
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- Location:Doune
Posted 20 December 2016 - 12:41 PM
People who book appointments with you during your lunch break, because people won't wait an hour to be seen for a non emergency
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LY_Scott
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Posted 20 December 2016 - 03:24 PM
People who say "Inbox Me"
Humans, generally at christmas around the shops. Hate it.
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LY_Scott
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Posted 20 December 2016 - 03:58 PM
Stupid advice from chuckling morons also grinds my gears. I've suffered a bit with eczema over the years I've heard "just stop scratching" more times than I care to think about.
cheers mate, take a fkn bow.
auto correct changing my of's to if's every day.
I'll be back for more moans later.
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Posted 20 December 2016 - 08:10 PM
People that start their phone conversations with " Basically, what it is right is obviously I've got a ...........
It is not obvious I don't even know you !
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Posted 20 December 2016 - 10:47 PM
Get outta here! She's one of my secret crushes!Karren Brady.
Still fcuking irritating though
Great business planning on the stadium heh?
Her and Claude Littner need to climb out of Alan 'Barrow Boy' Sugar's arse and get a life. Love the program though.
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moospeed
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Billy No Mates
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- Location:Wigmore, Kent
Posted 21 December 2016 - 08:32 AM
Companies that phone you and ask to verify your security information, sometimes just to try and sell you stuff. No, you go f#ck yourselves, you called me you f#ckers 
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