Fecking Oral B adverts - "Brush like a pro". What the fcuk does that mean? How many professional teeth brushers are out there? How much would you charge to brush my teeth? Are you in the yellow pages? So what's the tag line for Andrex? "sh*t like a pro?"
Aren't they called dental hygienists?
They do a much better job than the shabby amateur that is me. That's why I visit her every 6 months.
Do they brush your teeth, or use some rather medieval torture equipment to leave you with several lost pints of blood and a mouth that looks like you've just gone down on your bird at the wrong time of year?
I guess the crux of the issue is the word 'brush'. If they'd used 'clean like a pro' then you'd have less of a point.
Mine doesn't 'brush' my teeth, but she does clean and polish with the medieval torture stuff. She's very good though - doesn't hurt and no blood.
