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#7381 TheRealVXed

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Posted 09 March 2017 - 10:53 AM

Footballers, football manager and football journalists who use the phrase 'week in week out' - and they use it all the time.

 

Why can't they just say 'all the time'. What an earth does it literally mean anyway?

 

At the end of the day, it's all about bouncebackability :D



#7382 Sutol

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Posted 10 March 2017 - 09:51 AM

'Health and Safety', it's by and large common sense. Thing is if you haven't got common sense you don't have health and safety. Our road is being used as a diversion while a main road is closed. So it is extra busy with local and commercial traffic. So this is the time the local primary school choose to give the kids 'on the road' cycling proficiency training. Watched them pulling out into the traffic and not one of them gave any indication that they were going to do so - FAIL!



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Posted 10 March 2017 - 04:04 PM

When you think there's one fewer or one more step than there actually is.



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Posted 10 March 2017 - 10:19 PM

My right ear.  :angry2:



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Posted 13 March 2017 - 06:45 PM

KFC,

When I ask for a large meal I shouldnt have to asked for my fcuking chips and drink to be large as a separate fcuking request.

And when I come through the drive through and order a colslaw how the fcuk am I supposed to eat that with my fingers.

Wankers. 



#7386 Lauren(S)

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Posted 15 March 2017 - 11:04 AM

KFC,

When I ask for a large meal I shouldnt have to asked for my fcuking chips and drink to be large as a separate fcuking request.

And when I come through the drive through and order a colslaw how the fcuk am I supposed to eat that with my fingers.

Wankers. 

 

This is so funny! I also need to rant about KFC... Why when you go abroad they don't ever do gravy at there KFCs? KFC is not bloody KFC with out gravy!!

 

 



#7387 Stevie Dubyah

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Posted 15 March 2017 - 11:27 AM

 

KFC,

When I ask for a large meal I shouldnt have to asked for my fcuking chips and drink to be large as a separate fcuking request.

And when I come through the drive through and order a colslaw how the fcuk am I supposed to eat that with my fingers.

Wankers. 

 

This is so funny! I also need to rant about KFC... Why when you go abroad they don't ever do gravy at there KFCs? KFC is not bloody KFC with out gravy!!

 

 

 

 

I never knew there was such a thing as KFC gravy until you just mentioned it.  



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Posted 15 March 2017 - 12:18 PM

Brain-dead Scottish Nationalist doodahs.. :dry:

 

(ok, lets not go there..)



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Posted 15 March 2017 - 01:49 PM

Being scared to Google "KFC Gravy" in the office to see if it really exists, in case it turns into another "Blue Waffle" or "Scat" debacle with the web admins here.



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Posted 15 March 2017 - 01:58 PM

Brain-dead Scottish Nationalist doodahs.. :dry:

 

(ok, lets not go there..)

 

This. Getting totally fed up with the bloody whinging and sniping and moaning and crying. And that is just from Sturgeon. She really does need to put a sock in it and I have several old, dirty, smelly fungus encrusted ones I would be happy to donate!

 

As for KFC - what really gets on my tits about them is being made to feel like a criminal for daring to ask for those wet wipe things they have. I mean, for flook sake, I am about to use my fingers to pick up and tear to shreds chicken, coated in flower that has been deep dried and is dripping in fat so heaven forbid i might actually (1) want my hands to be clean at the start of the process and (2) want my hands to be clean at the end of the process! You get the "you fooking chancer, how dare you ask for those secret little wipes that we have millions of in the back store cupboard but we never want to hand out" look every time.  And as KFC ALWAYS have the dirtiest, smelliest and least pleasant toilets of ANY of the main fast food chains no thank you I do not want to go in there to wash my hands.



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Posted 16 March 2017 - 01:00 PM

'Like and Share', 'Copy, Paste and Share' and 'How many likes can he / she get' shite on twatbook. Just fcuk off.

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Posted 16 March 2017 - 01:11 PM

'Like and Share', 'Copy, Paste and Share' and 'How many likes can he / she get' shite on twatbook. Just fcuk off.

 

Like and share this to spread the word.



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Posted 16 March 2017 - 05:47 PM

Brain-dead Scottish Nationalist doodahs.. :dry:   (ok, lets not go there..)

  This. Getting totally fed up with the bloody whinging and sniping and moaning and crying. And that is just from Sturgeon. She really does need to put a sock in it and I have several old, dirty, smelly fungus encrusted ones I would be happy to donate!   As for KFC - what really gets on my tits about them is being made to feel like a criminal for daring to ask for those wet wipe things they have. I mean, for flook sake, I am about to use my fingers to pick up and tear to shreds chicken, coated in flower that has been deep dried and is dripping in fat so heaven forbid i might actually (1) want my hands to be clean at the start of the process and (2) want my hands to be clean at the end of the process! You get the "you fooking chancer, how dare you ask for those secret little wipes that we have millions of in the back store cupboard but we never want to hand out" look every time.  And as KFC ALWAYS have the dirtiest, smelliest and least pleasant toilets of ANY of the main fast food chains no thank you I do not want to go in there to wash my hands.

Re: Sturgen, she grinds my gears... she really is a horrible little oik. Re: KFC, that is probably due to fkers like me... I always grab a bucket load whenever I go, as they are useful to have in the car :) :P

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Posted 16 March 2017 - 09:04 PM

Repeatedly biting the inside of my top lip whilst eating. Such a head fook.

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Posted 19 March 2017 - 09:34 PM

V. I. Poo



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Posted 20 March 2017 - 05:41 PM

seriously?? KFC Gravy is the way forward!!!



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Posted 20 March 2017 - 05:48 PM

seriously?? KFC Gravy is the way forward!!!

 

Seriously? I didn't think you Southerners liked gravy...


Edited by Raptor, 20 March 2017 - 05:48 PM.


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Posted 20 March 2017 - 05:53 PM

seriously?? KFC Gravy is the way forward!!!

  Seriously? I didn't think you Southerners liked gravy...
Have you ever tasted it?

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Posted 20 March 2017 - 05:53 PM

Repeatedly biting the inside of my top lip whilst eating. Such a head fook.

 

Ditto!!  It's an age thing though Goose, only happened to me after my teeth started to fall out !!!



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Posted 20 March 2017 - 06:15 PM

Nicola Sturgeon.






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