Swallowing a mystery insect during my morning run and then wondering if it would sting my insides...
When you poop it out, have some DEET ready!
What Gets On Your Tits?
Started by
willow
, Jul 05 2005 12:46 PM
8089 replies to this topic
#7421
hairy
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Posted 10 May 2017 - 06:11 PM
#7422
Nev
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Nipper's Minion
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Posted 10 May 2017 - 07:36 PM
Nothing survives a trip through my intestines!
Edited by Nev, 10 May 2017 - 07:42 PM.
#7423
KurtVerbose
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His Serene Highness
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- Location:Merlischachen
- Interests:Big baps.
Posted 12 May 2017 - 07:44 AM
Films that play the music at full volume then you can't hear the dialog. Why do they do this?
#7424
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Well it's nearly a Lotus
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Posted 13 May 2017 - 07:47 AM
The nose/ear hair trimmer that I've just bought is now being advertised as a bikini line trimmer for women. Just hope the wife doesn't see the ad!
#7425
C8RKH
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Need to get Out More
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Posted 13 May 2017 - 12:38 PM
People who deliberately park in disabled bays when they shouldn't. I have noticed that they tend to be be 40+ and female too.... Should know better...
#7426
KurtVerbose
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His Serene Highness
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Posted 13 May 2017 - 09:44 PM
My girlfriend's challenge to me as the households principle fartiste.
#7427
Stevie Dubyah
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Billy No Mates
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- Location:South East
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Posted 15 May 2017 - 09:58 AM
The nose/ear hair trimmer that I've just bought is now being advertised as a bikini line trimmer for women. Just hope the wife doesn't see the ad!
Not good. Visions of completing ones male grooming and wondering why the world smells of fish.
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Andrew aka Stuwy
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- Interests:most things are intersting
Posted 15 May 2017 - 11:33 AM
selling the VX
#7429
Lauren(S)
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- Location:Rustington, West Sussex
- Interests:Track days, World Endurance Race Series & Vodka!
Posted 16 May 2017 - 11:13 AM
DONT SELL IT THEN. 
selling the VX
#7430
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Iceman
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- Interests:Northants Pedantic Crew global domination of the media.
Posted 16 May 2017 - 11:48 AM
Too late. J4ey D is now the new owner. Bought it about a month ago.DONT SELL IT THEN.
selling the VX
#7431
Lauren(S)
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Posted 17 May 2017 - 09:36 AM
Ow yes! I did no this ....
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Andrew aka Stuwy
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Posted 17 May 2017 - 02:26 PM
Too late. J4ey D is now the new owner. Bought it about a month ago.DONT SELL IT THEN.
selling the VX
its better to have loved and lost then never to have loved at all..... right?
#7433
Zoobeef
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Joes bedroom assistant.
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- Location:Retford/Bovington
Posted 15 June 2017 - 08:55 PM
Mental health, I want my brother back
#7434
Strugs
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World's #1 cheese fan
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- Location:Farnham, Surrey
Posted 15 June 2017 - 09:04 PM
Mental health, I want my brother back
#7435
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Iceman
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- Location:The Porker showroom
- Interests:Plane spotting
Posted 15 June 2017 - 09:52 PM
This high rise fire tragedy
That and I can't comment and tell numerous chumps online what the actual issues were
#7436
rob999
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Cat in a Hat
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- Location:Northacre
- Interests:Footy, Tennis, Fire.
Posted 15 June 2017 - 10:32 PM
The Conservatives. Praise us firefighters for a day then carry on and cut us to shreds.
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Harry Hornet
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Scary Internerd
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Posted 15 June 2017 - 11:08 PM
Mental health, I want my brother back
..thats sh*t...dont like bad news....support and love and a long slow succesful rehab hopefully..
#7438
g1977
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Posted 16 June 2017 - 08:38 AM
Politics - f&^k wits that talk about politics all the time on Facebook. Stupid things like companies that are continually ripping us off making things smaller like turning an OXO cube into and X and think we will all think its great. Literally everything is surrounded by heaps of packaging and we just suck it all up. Harbouring and allowing extremists to go about there s%^t and lack of pressure for minorities to integrate. 
#7439
Zoobeef
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Joes bedroom assistant.
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- Location:Retford/Bovington
Posted 16 June 2017 - 09:26 PM
Mental hospitals, horrible places
#7440
jules_s
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Iceman
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Posted 16 June 2017 - 10:22 PM
Mental hospitals, horrible places
They are challenging, but perhaps not horrible. I don't know your personal circumstances which I can imagine must be difficult
I've been working in a 'special' school for the last two years. Severe mental problems in kids with associated disabilities, severe physical disabilities...I can well imagine most might find the environment 'horrible'
But. Big but.
After a while you adapt. More importantly they adapt, and once all the informality goes away you sort of realise (jointly) there is a middle ground between their issues and our normality. It's difficult to write down, but some kids I felt awkward around (shouting, screaming, spitting generally 'mental') I now consider good mates. We now greet each other and interact in the limited manner we can which is great.
Perhaps the above doesn't relate to your current situation, no way of knowing. I guess what I'm saying is IME the 'places' might not be as bad as you think. You might consider the hospital 'horrible' but having spent a long time in similar places i'd like to think people like you and me help by being around/visiting
Just a thought. and I sincerely hope it helps
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