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[The Batman]

My retirement plan is to live off my misss pension as shes a copper and Im on a shit pension in the private sector 3% or something crap like that

[SteveA]

My retirement plan is to live off my misss pension as shes a copper and Im on a sh*t pension in the private sector 3% or something crap like that

 

By the time you reach retirement age there will be no such thing

[The Batman]

I will sell up and move up north

[SteveA]

No you won't, we all sound 'fanny' up here

[slindborg]

No you won't, we all sound 'fanny' up here

 

You cant say water properly or call a bread roll by its correct name, so yeah, you are all a bunch of weirdos.

 

 

[LY_Scott]

I can remember being in sheffield when I was about 19 and somebody called a roll a breadcake. It's the first time I'd laughed in someone's face as an adult I think.

 

Don't they call them cobs aswell?

 

We call them rolls up here in jockland. ::

[Wolfstone]

Scottish morning rolls. Non nom

[The Batman]

I thought you called them baps

[SteveA]

In the North East we call them 'bread rolls'.

 

We do love baps but that's nothing to do with bread

Edited by SteveA, 02 October 2017 - 03:58 PM.

[Nev]

I think you need to read up a little more about our new conditions sir. No retirement at 55 and the pensions arent what they used to be. Thats the NFPS for you. Yes Im sure there are worse pensions out there in the private sector but people forget how high our monthly contributions are. I dont mind people disagreeing but at least get the basic information right 😑

 

Poor Rob, you must know by now that people don't like letting the facts get in the way of a good whinge on here!

 

Do firemen still do 4 days on + 4 days off, sometimes with a 2nd job, or have they cracked down on that nowadays?

Edited by Nev, 02 October 2017 - 05:19 PM.

[darronwall]

I will sell up and move up north

Your northern comments do make me laugh

[fiveoclock]

I will sell up and move up north

Most people round my way would consider that you already live in the North  

[The Batman]

i am north compared with you landaners

[fiveoclock]

i am north compared with you landaners

See, only a Northerner would think I live in London  

[The Batman]

have you finally sold that house now then?!

[fiveoclock]

have you finally sold that house now then?!

No. Its been off the market for a while. It went back on today funnily enough after a few improvements that may make it sell. I still live in the ghetto that is Surrey. 

[C8RKH]

Roll. Bap. Barm. Bun. Cob. Batch. All good as long as they have lashings of salted butter and four or five rashers of Bacon in them.

[KurtVerbose]

Coleagues who promise to send you something, then bugger off having not done so.

[The Batman]

Southerners

[SteveA]

Companies who say 'apologies for the lack of communication, I will call you tomorrow to give you an update' then proceed to have not called you back a week later. Do you want my money or not?