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#7601 KurtVerbose

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Posted 28 December 2017 - 05:02 PM

I agree with that. In fact, I don't bother trying them on now. Just buy very cheap trowsers and accept some won't fit.



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Posted 28 December 2017 - 05:24 PM

Feral children and parents who do nothing about it, i went to DFS Boxing day, it was like a pee wee flop house, kids charging around shouting and screaming, does no one discipline their children anymore?



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Posted 28 December 2017 - 05:32 PM

People trying to stop festivals from happening

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Posted 28 December 2017 - 08:16 PM

Ken you need 36W x 26L 😄

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Posted 29 December 2017 - 12:57 AM

Ken you need 36W x 26L 😄

QED...impossible to find! Puntcuffins

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Posted 29 December 2017 - 07:56 AM

 

Ken you need 36W x 26L 😄

QED...impossible to find! Puntcuffins

 

 

I've been given an M&S voucher for Xmas, I am dreading going clothes shopping... :mellow:



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Posted 29 December 2017 - 08:37 AM

Vouchers. They cost more than cash, yet you can only use them in one shop. Why would you exchange cash for vouchers apart for some rediculous notion that you can't give cash as a present?



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Posted 29 December 2017 - 08:52 AM

 

Ken you need 36W x 26L 😄

QED...impossible to find! Puntcuffins  
  I've been given an M&S voucher for Xmas, I am dreading going clothes shopping... :mellow:
Buy food then. Easy

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Posted 29 December 2017 - 09:30 AM

I've been given an M&S voucher for Xmas, I am dreading going clothes shopping... :mellow:

Buy food then. Easy
or donate it as a 2018 National raffle prize 😛

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Posted 29 December 2017 - 12:48 PM

Vouchers. They cost more than cash, yet you can only use them in one shop. Why would you exchange cash for vouchers apart for some rediculous notion that you can't give cash as a present?

 

They usually have an expiry date too!

The Mrs got some that work in every shop in the shopping centre which isn't bad though.

They usually do force you to buy a gift for yourself though as most will just put cash in their pocket and it'l just dissappear on nothing like cash normally does in mine :(



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Posted 02 January 2018 - 08:23 AM

 

 

 

Ken you need 36W x 26L 😄

QED...impossible to find! Puntcuffins  
  I've been given an M&S voucher for Xmas, I am dreading going clothes shopping... :mellow:
Buy food then. Easy

 

 

I have been "told" by my mother (who gave me the M&S vouchers) that I have to buy some decent trousers!

 

I know it's slanderous, as everyone knows what a fashion icon I am. After taking legal advice I will be suiting her. ;)

 

 


Edited by Nev, 02 January 2018 - 08:25 AM.


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Posted 02 January 2018 - 09:59 AM

People.



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Posted 02 January 2018 - 02:08 PM

 

 

 

Ken you need 36W x 26L 😄

QED...impossible to find! Puntcuffins  
  I've been given an M&S voucher for Xmas, I am dreading going clothes shopping... :mellow:
Buy food then. Easy  
  I have been "told" by my mother (who gave me the M&S vouchers) that I have to buy some decent trousers!   I know it's slanderous, as everyone knows what a fashion icon I am. After taking legal advice I will be suiting her. ;)    
Decent trousers (or any clothes for that matter) from M&S is an oxymoron.

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Posted 02 January 2018 - 02:40 PM

 

 

 

 

 

Ken you need 36W x 26L 😄

QED...impossible to find! Puntcuffins  
  I've been given an M&S voucher for Xmas, I am dreading going clothes shopping... :mellow:
Buy food then. Easy  
  I have been "told" by my mother (who gave me the M&S vouchers) that I have to buy some decent trousers!   I know it's slanderous, as everyone knows what a fashion icon I am. After taking legal advice I will be suiting her. ;)    
Decent trousers (or any clothes for that matter) from M&S is an oxymoron.

 

 

Very adventurous, using big words like that on here !

 

TBH, I haven't been in a M&S for ages (as in 8 years or so), so have no idea what to expect. Also, TBF any new trousers would be better than my ill fitting rags I have at the moment.

 

 


Edited by Nev, 02 January 2018 - 02:41 PM.


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Posted 02 January 2018 - 08:32 PM

The TV advert for Brighthouse, no mattress in the garden, no scarred staffy, no kids in dirty nappies smoking a bong, not even a fkin shellsuit!!  Who are marketing people trying to kid?

/VOE ? ;)

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Posted 02 January 2018 - 08:33 PM

Vouchers. They cost more than cash, yet you can only use them in one shop. Why would you exchange cash for vouchers apart for some rediculous notion that you can't give cash as a present?

Couldnt agree more! Drives me nuts...GIVE ME CASH! :P

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Posted 02 January 2018 - 08:36 PM

I've been given an M&S voucher for Xmas, I am dreading going clothes shopping... :mellow:

Buy food then. Easy
or donate it as a 2018 National raffle prize 😛
PMSL! That would require either of the above to attend the national...which they wont. :D

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Posted 02 January 2018 - 10:14 PM

Why would I want to attend the National with horrible nagging dimwitted clueless people like you there Foxy? Hmmm?

 

Take a look in the mirror and you'll see the answer to your question.

 

 


Edited by Nev, 02 January 2018 - 10:24 PM.


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Posted 02 January 2018 - 10:16 PM

I've been given an M&S voucher for Xmas, I am dreading going clothes shopping... :mellow:

Buy food then. Easy
or donate it as a 2018 National raffle prize 😛
PMSL! That would require either of the above to attend the national...which they wont. :D
I've been to one, in 2008, when they were cool :D

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Posted 02 January 2018 - 10:25 PM

 

 

 

 

I've been given an M&S voucher for Xmas, I am dreading going clothes shopping... :mellow:

Buy food then. Easy
or donate it as a 2018 National raffle prize 😛
PMSL! That would require either of the above to attend the national...which they wont. :D
I've been to one, in 2008, when they were cool :D

 

 

Ditto, 2 in my case, had loads of passenger rides with kind/generous people, saw some terrible driving, saw some good driving, sat in some poor cars, sat in some good cars.

 

Then went home and went a lot faster (and yes the roads were bendy before Foxy start making up more unsolicited lies about me).


Edited by Nev, 02 January 2018 - 10:33 PM.





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