Jump to content


Photo

What Gets On Your Tits?


  • Please log in to reply
8089 replies to this topic

#7721 KurtVerbose

KurtVerbose

    His Serene Highness

  • PipPipPipPipPipPip
  • 3,802 posts
  • Gender:Male
  • Location:Merlischachen
  • Interests:Big baps.

Posted 04 February 2018 - 03:46 PM

Because people interpret 'eat as much as you like' as 'eat as much as you can'.

 

Yes, I agree. I'm not a big fan of buffets. Ok for breakfast, but other meals I'd rather order from menu.



#7722 oblomov

oblomov

    oblomov

  • PipPipPipPipPipPip
  • 3,831 posts
  • Gender:Male
  • Location:A colder windier place than stevieturbo's.
  • Interests:Mumblers

Posted 05 February 2018 - 12:39 PM

Frigging drivers that cant be bothered to use their indicators. Am I meant to be a mind reader?

I know what you mean.  And most drivers who do indicate do so automatically without much thought behind it.  Often they might just as well have not bothered because they indicate so late you've already determined their move by other means.  I make a conscious decision every time about whether or not to indicate sometimes I get it wrong but not often.  The only time I indicate automatically is when there is just so much traffic I cannot keep an eye on everything that's happening. If I'm waiting at a roundabout and someone comes around not indicating right or left it means if they turn left into my junction, I'm sitting there like a lemon.  So although they have right away, assuming sufficient time/space for their speed, rather than give way I pull out and they have to give way to me.  It has to be well judged of course, giving them time to brake if necessary relative to their speed, but hey, if they haven't got the courtesy to indicate their intentions I haven't got the courtesy to wait and find out.



#7723 Zoobeef

Zoobeef

    Joes bedroom assistant.

  • PipPipPipPipPipPipPip
  • 11,103 posts
  • Gender:Male
  • Location:Retford/Bovington

Posted 05 February 2018 - 02:20 PM

When you go to click a link and the screen jumps around because it hasn't quite finished loading. Every. single. fcuking. time.



#7724 fiveoclock

fiveoclock

    Whipping Boy

  • PipPipPipPipPipPipPip
  • 9,453 posts
  • Gender:Male
  • Location:Ifold, West Sussex

Posted 05 February 2018 - 02:29 PM

Bristol Antifa. Scum



#7725 Ormes

Ormes

    Scary Internerd

  • PipPipPipPipPipPip
  • 4,612 posts
  • Gender:Male
  • Location:Corsham (nr. Chippenham)

Posted 05 February 2018 - 06:14 PM

When you go to click a link and the screen jumps around because it hasn't quite finished loading. Every. single. fcuking. time.

 

This :)  



#7726 Stevie Dubyah

Stevie Dubyah

    Billy No Mates

  • PipPipPipPipPip
  • 1,534 posts
  • Gender:Male
  • Location:South East
  • Interests:Invasive Operations

Posted 06 February 2018 - 08:24 AM

You know what's going to be insufferable today? Harry Hornet... Chelski are a fookin' shambles.



#7727 C8RKH

C8RKH

    Need to get Out More

  • PipPipPipPip
  • 788 posts
  • Gender:Male
  • Location:UK

Posted 06 February 2018 - 09:13 AM

They get on my .... do Chelsea. I went to bed with a right big smile on my face last night.



#7728 KurtVerbose

KurtVerbose

    His Serene Highness

  • PipPipPipPipPipPip
  • 3,802 posts
  • Gender:Male
  • Location:Merlischachen
  • Interests:Big baps.

Posted 06 February 2018 - 12:20 PM

Linesmen. They give one incorrect penalty and when it doesn't go in they give another incorrect penalty.



#7729 Nev

Nev

    Nipper's Minion

  • PipPipPipPipPipPipPipPip
  • 11,587 posts
  • Gender:Male
  • Location:Bristol
  • Interests:Rock climbing, skiing, kayaking, surfing, mountaineering, budgies, chess, practical mechanics.

Posted 06 February 2018 - 01:34 PM

 

When you go to click a link and the screen jumps around because it hasn't quite finished loading. Every. single. fcuking. time.

 

This :)  

 

 

Poor programming and low bandwidth often cause this. Programmers should be able to map out the page layout at the start of the page, so it renders the positions of everything immediately, such that it doesn't move around. Then the page can "fill up" as each element is downloaded (without moving the framework around). But of course in practice few companies test (or even care) about this sort of thing. :(

 


Edited by Nev, 06 February 2018 - 01:42 PM.


#7730 casino

casino

    Hamilton is a Pop Star

  • PipPipPipPipPipPip
  • 5,086 posts
  • Gender:Male
  • Location:Casino’s Drinking Den
  • Interests:ADVERTISING. F1
    Wrote and produced the VXT launch film.

Posted 06 February 2018 - 06:26 PM

That twat Lauri Love who hacked into the FBI, the US Army & NASA. And then cries ill when it come to facing up to what he did. Fecking Arse.

#7731 KurtVerbose

KurtVerbose

    His Serene Highness

  • PipPipPipPipPipPip
  • 3,802 posts
  • Gender:Male
  • Location:Merlischachen
  • Interests:Big baps.

Posted 06 February 2018 - 07:55 PM

Not being able to flash cars that are behind you. Almost every time you overtake someone who's driving way below the speed limit in Switzerland they flash you. I'd like to be able to flash them back, ideally with a message - 'look at the speed limit sign you smug tw@'.



#7732 Nev

Nev

    Nipper's Minion

  • PipPipPipPipPipPipPipPip
  • 11,587 posts
  • Gender:Male
  • Location:Bristol
  • Interests:Rock climbing, skiing, kayaking, surfing, mountaineering, budgies, chess, practical mechanics.

Posted 08 February 2018 - 01:06 PM

Not being able to flash cars that are behind you. Almost every time you overtake someone who's driving way below the speed limit in Switzerland they flash you. I'd like to be able to flash them back, ideally with a message - 'look at the speed limit sign you smug tw@'.

 

I get this occasionally too, same as the rest of us I bet.

 

There are programmable digital signs you can attach to the back of your car to do exactly what you require, bloody cheap too:

 

http://www.ebay.com/bhp/led-car-sign

 

https://www.amazon.c...L/dp/B008VLDRLE

 


Edited by Nev, 08 February 2018 - 01:08 PM.


#7733 hairy

hairy

    Moonlander

  • PipPipPipPipPipPip
  • 5,961 posts
  • Gender:Male
  • Location:Bristol
  • Interests:cars, beer, nature

Posted 08 February 2018 - 06:52 PM

 

Not being able to flash cars that are behind you. Almost every time you overtake someone who's driving way below the speed limit in Switzerland they flash you. I'd like to be able to flash them back, ideally with a message - 'look at the speed limit sign you smug tw@'.

 

I get this occasionally too, same as the rest of us I bet.

 

There are programmable digital signs you can attach to the back of your car to do exactly what you require, bloody cheap too:

 

http://www.ebay.com/bhp/led-car-sign

 

https://www.amazon.c...L/dp/B008VLDRLE

 

 

 

or one of these: https://www.youtube....h?v=i3o-ov_99rk  



#7734 AlfaAversion

AlfaAversion

    Member

  • Pip
  • 186 posts
  • Gender:Male
  • Location:Earth

Posted 09 February 2018 - 10:19 AM

I had the same thing about 30 yrs ago in my fiesta mk1 . Got a lot of smiles in town from girls . These days it would of ended badly i suspect . Police or even worse Facebook

#7735 fiveoclock

fiveoclock

    Whipping Boy

  • PipPipPipPipPipPipPip
  • 9,453 posts
  • Gender:Male
  • Location:Ifold, West Sussex

Posted 09 February 2018 - 06:22 PM

Car buyers. Why is it that people who are probably usually perfectly normal likeable people turn into complete bellends when they are looking to buy a car. 



#7736 Acidpopstar

Acidpopstar

    Scary Internerd

  • PipPipPipPipPipPip
  • 3,556 posts
  • Gender:Male
  • Location:Saltburn-by-the-Sea, North Yorkshire
  • Interests:Playing and teaching guitar / driving

Posted 09 February 2018 - 06:44 PM

Every dick head on the road when it comes to a dual carriageways having a lane closed down. If I want to go anywhere for the next two months I have to drive through this clusterfuck. There’s fcuking MERGE IN TURN and USE BOTH LANES signs all the way down but no, start pulling across 2 fcuking miles away so that the problem is extended back over three separate fcuking roundabouts resulting in total fcuking gridlock you fcuking sheeple. Then there’s the self righteous sanctimonious twats who drive down the middle of both lanes to stop you ‘gaining an advantage’ or whatever the fcuk they think they’re doing. You’re part of the problem you gigantic fcuking thunderc*nt!! Sent from my iPhone using Tapatalk

Edited by Acidpopstar, 09 February 2018 - 06:45 PM.


#7737 Jetpilot

Jetpilot

    Super Member

  • PipPip
  • 355 posts
  • Location:Poole

Posted 09 February 2018 - 06:46 PM

Car buyers. Why is it that people who are probably usually perfectly normal likeable people turn into complete bellends when they are looking to buy a car. 

 

Car buyers who offer CASH and yes in capitals, usual response is, how else do you intend to pay, magic beans!! I am private seller ffs



#7738 jim61

jim61

    Super Member

  • PipPip
  • 384 posts
  • Gender:Male
  • Location:Sidcup

Posted 10 February 2018 - 01:54 PM

UPS Jaw droppingly poor service and blatant dishonesty with "attempted delivery" notes coupled with ineptitude of the highest order making what should be a "wow i've got my bits from the US of A" moment to a stressy clusterf..k lets try to collect from local depot fiasco. Suspect they have a busy busy complaints department 🤔 Even more so on Monday morning 😠

#7739 oblomov

oblomov

    oblomov

  • PipPipPipPipPipPip
  • 3,831 posts
  • Gender:Male
  • Location:A colder windier place than stevieturbo's.
  • Interests:Mumblers

Posted 10 February 2018 - 04:29 PM

 

UPS Jaw droppingly poor service and blatant dishonesty with "attempted delivery" notes coupled with ineptitude of the highest order making what should be a "wow i've got my bits from the US of A" moment to a stressy clusterf..k lets try to collect from local depot fiasco. Suspect they have a busy busy complaints department 🤔 Even more so on Monday morning 😠

  GLS In Dortmund on 24th of January GLS accepted a front splitter to be sent to me. Splitter lost - disappeared off the face of the earth apparently. How can you lose an item that has tracking?

#7740 jim61

jim61

    Super Member

  • PipPip
  • 384 posts
  • Gender:Male
  • Location:Sidcup

Posted 10 February 2018 - 04:57 PM

Would that be a dempert one ?




2 user(s) are reading this topic

0 members, 2 guests, 0 anonymous users