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#7741 oblomov

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Posted 11 February 2018 - 12:55 AM

 

Would that be a dempert one ?

  Er, no.:-)

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Posted 21 February 2018 - 12:29 PM

People who release balloons - like it's a good thing to do. No idea why this is thought of acceptable yet dropping litter isn't?

 

Anyway, turns out I'm not the only one: -

 

https://balloonsblow.org/

 

All released balloons, including those falsely marketed as “biodegradable latex,” return to Earth as ugly litter. They kill countless animals and cause dangerous power outages. Balloons are also a waste of Helium, a finite resource. Balloons can travel thousands of miles and pollute the most remote and pristine places.

 

 



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Posted 21 February 2018 - 12:46 PM

People who release balloons - like it's a good thing to do. No idea why this is thought of acceptable yet dropping litter isn't?   Anyway, turns out I'm not the only one: -   https://balloonsblow.org/  

All released balloons, including those falsely marketed as biodegradable latex, return to Earth as ugly litter. They kill countless animals and cause dangerous power outages. Balloons are also a waste of Helium, a finite resource. Balloons can travel thousands of miles and pollute the most remote and pristine places.  

 
And don't get me started on Chinese lanterns... Yeah lets go camping at le mans and let these things off in a camp site. Bloody morons

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Posted 21 February 2018 - 01:12 PM

People who release balloons - like it's a good thing to do. No idea why this is thought of acceptable yet dropping litter isn't?   Anyway, turns out I'm not the only one: -   https://balloonsblow.org/  

All released balloons, including those falsely marketed as biodegradable latex, return to Earth as ugly litter. They kill countless animals and cause dangerous power outages. Balloons are also a waste of Helium, a finite resource. Balloons can travel thousands of miles and pollute the most remote and pristine places.  

 
And don't get me started on Chinese lanterns... Yeah lets go camping at le mans and let these things off in a camp site. Bloody morons
this reminded me of when I camped at LM and the Dutch and the Germans were firing rockets at each other🙄

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Posted 21 February 2018 - 03:01 PM

 

 

People who release balloons - like it's a good thing to do. No idea why this is thought of acceptable yet dropping litter isn't?   Anyway, turns out I'm not the only one: -   https://balloonsblow.org/  

All released balloons, including those falsely marketed as biodegradable latex, return to Earth as ugly litter. They kill countless animals and cause dangerous power outages. Balloons are also a waste of Helium, a finite resource. Balloons can travel thousands of miles and pollute the most remote and pristine places.  

And don't get me started on Chinese lanterns... Yeah lets go camping at le mans and let these things off in a camp site. Bloody morons
this reminded me of when I camped at LM and the Dutch and the Germans were firing rockets at each other🙄

 

 

How long ago was this - 1940?  



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Posted 21 February 2018 - 08:40 PM

people who can't use slip roads.

 

pause,

 

pause,

 

accelerate a little bit, 

 

see a gap,

 

decide it isn't big enough,

 

cruise to a stop at the end of the slip.

 

Fcukin genius. See this at least once a day joining our local dual carriageway!



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Posted 21 February 2018 - 08:44 PM

people who can't use slip roads.   pause,   pause,   accelerate a little bit,    see a gap,   decide it isn't big enough,   cruise to a stop at the end of the slip.   Fcukin genius. See this at least once a day joining our local dual carriageway!

Bet it was Hainesy.

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Posted 21 February 2018 - 08:47 PM

Its a different woman driver each day.



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Posted 21 February 2018 - 08:53 PM

Curling. They are all professional full time athletes, need to be in the gym frequently... Oh fcuk off

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Posted 21 February 2018 - 08:56 PM

Yes, I keep meaning to invite some round to practice their polishing on my wood floor.



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Posted 21 February 2018 - 09:05 PM

Curling. They are all professional full time athletes, need to be in the gym frequently... Oh fcuk off

 

I thought that when they were discussing drugs tsets the other day. Just which bit of them needs to be stronger??



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Posted 22 February 2018 - 10:06 AM

Did you see any of the bob-sleighing teams? At least 30% of them have paunches. Elite athletes my foot!



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Posted 22 February 2018 - 10:43 AM

 

Curling. They are all professional full time athletes, need to be in the gym frequently... Oh fcuk off

 

I thought that when they were discussing drugs tsets the other day. Just which bit of them needs to be stronger??

 

Arms if you're the one that does the sweeping up



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Posted 22 February 2018 - 10:55 AM

 

Curling. They are all professional full time athletes, need to be in the gym frequently... Oh fcuk off

 

I thought that when they were discussing drugs tsets the other day. Just which bit of them needs to be stronger??

 

Well the person chucking the last rock would have a lot of pressure especially if it were for gold, so beta blockers might be a good call.



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Posted 22 February 2018 - 11:01 AM

Quite nice to see the winter athletes , I think the girls look better having more strength , than skinny. The speed skaters offer the best view.



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Posted 22 February 2018 - 11:07 AM

Quite nice to see the winter athletes , I think the girls look better having more strength , than skinny. The speed skaters offer the best view.

In UK's case, flat on their back with their legs in the air - nothing new there then!



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Posted 22 February 2018 - 01:49 PM

Its a different woman driver each day.

The *** in a 3 series this morning, who nearly got rear ended after doing an emergency stop whilst trying to join the M11 certainly wasn't a women!



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Posted 22 February 2018 - 02:35 PM

I just saw an interview where Elise Christie wasnt crying....seemed a bit weird.

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Posted 22 February 2018 - 03:43 PM

Elise Christies eye lashes, no wonder she cant see to go round a corner, And while I am on WO, how can fannying about on skis doing tricks be an Olympic sport ffs

 

Why not have fkin snowball fighting as the next team sport



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Posted 22 February 2018 - 04:20 PM

how can fannying about on skis doing tricks be an Olympic sport ffs

 

 

Have you even tried doing a simple helicopter or flip on skis yourself? Once you have, you'll understand the answer to your own question - it's fooking hard and takes fitness and balls and dexterity.  


Edited by Nev, 22 February 2018 - 04:22 PM.





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