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[casino]

The Putin & Assad murder show.

[zeezeebaba]

Pot holes! I've never in nigh on 30 years of driving in this country known it to be this bad!

[Sutol]

Pot holes! I've never in nigh on 30 years of driving in this country known it to be this bad!

and when they get round to repairing them they'll do such a shoddy job the pothole will be back in 12 months.

[oblomov]

Windows. The latest upgrade forced me to have a password to log on to my own computer.  Took ages to undo this nonsense last time, and eventually ended up having to edit the registry.  And, in case anyone wants to know, my password is 'x' lower case.

[C8RKH]

Complete tw@ts who just sit all day in the middle/outside lane of a dual carriageway or motorway with  no f'ing clue at all.

 

No wonder our roads are full when we lose 1/3 or 1/2 of the capacity to these complete noodle heads. They should be crushed (and no, not the cars...)

[Nev]

Complete tw@ts who just sit all day in the middle/outside lane of a dual carriageway or motorway with  no f'ing clue at all.

 

No wonder our roads are full when we lose 1/3 or 1/2 of the capacity to these complete noodle heads. They should be crushed (and no, not the cars...)

 

Shoot all noodle heads!

 

[rabbidog]

Complete tw@ts who just sit all day in the middle/outside lane of a dual carriageway or motorway with  no f'ing clue at all.   No wonder our roads are full when we lose 1/3 or 1/2 of the capacity to these complete noodle heads. They should be crushed (and no, not the cars...)

Middle lane hoggers p@ss me off aswell. So do the the tw@ts that are not courteous when u are trying your best to use the overtaking lanes correctly. You overtake a vehicle, reading the road ahead You pull back into the 'driving lane' (of which only ONE exists) the next vehicle in the inside lane is a fair way ahead, then some dickhead comes up alongside taking an age to get past u, he doesnt change lanes to let u out, even though u are indicating...so u then have to slow down for them. Quicky makes u think whats the point.

[zeezeebaba]

Complete tw@ts who just sit all day in the middle/outside lane of a dual carriageway or motorway with  no f'ing clue at all.   No wonder our roads are full when we lose 1/3 or 1/2 of the capacity to these complete noodle heads. They should be crushed (and no, not the cars...)

That's right up there with idiots who can't merge in turn when going from two lanes to one! They suddenly become all territorial and attempt to bumper hug the vehicle in front desperate not to relinquish a single car length even though it makes sod all difference.

[Ormes]

Complete tw@ts who just sit all day in the middle/outside lane of a dual carriageway or motorway with  no f'ing clue at all.   No wonder our roads are full when we lose 1/3 or 1/2 of the capacity to these complete noodle heads. They should be crushed (and no, not the cars...)

That's right up there with idiots who can't merge in turn when going from two lanes to one! They suddenly become all territorial and attempt to bumper hug the vehicle in front desperate not to relinquish a single car length even though it makes sod all difference.

Merge like a zipper... As my NZ colleagues would say

[oblomov]

 

That's right up there with idiots who can't merge in turn when going from two lanes to one! They suddenly become all territorial and attempt to bumper hug the vehicle in front desperate not to relinquish a single car length even though it makes sod all difference.

 

 

Alternatively, there are those who have ignored every sign indicating the need to merge in so many yards, and have overtaken everything already merged in order to try and push their way in when they have run out of road, and they wonder why everyone bunches up nose to tail and won't let them in.

[casino]

Idiots who cant be arsed to use their indicators atroundabouts and other junctions.

[PaulCP]

And those idiots who dont understand the concept of lanes on roundabouts

[rabbidog]

Pot holes! I've never in nigh on 30 years of driving in this country known it to be this bad!

 

 

 

Just been over to France for a day trip and headed 50ish miles down to le touquet.  Auto-route toll roads on the way there and D-roads on the way back....Not a pot hole in sight.

 

M2/M20 not even possible to count how many I had to avoid.

[Strugs]

 That's right up there with idiots who can't merge in turn when going from two lanes to one! They suddenly become all territorial and attempt to bumper hug the vehicle in front desperate not to relinquish a single car length even though it makes sod all difference.  

  Alternatively, there are those who have ignored every sign indicating the need to merge in so many yards, and have overtaken everything already merged in order to try and push their way in when they have run out of road, and they wonder why everyone bunches up nose to tail and won't let them in.

At what point should they merge (and sit in stationary traffic) then? 100 yards, 200 yards? When the sign says "lane closed in 1 mile"? I'm with zeezeebaba.. pointless waste of an already limited road network. Use both lanes. Merge one after the other as the restriction starts. Simple.

[fiveoclock]

 

 

 That's right up there with idiots who can't merge in turn when going from two lanes to one! They suddenly become all territorial and attempt to bumper hug the vehicle in front desperate not to relinquish a single car length even though it makes sod all difference.  

  Alternatively, there are those who have ignored every sign indicating the need to merge in so many yards, and have overtaken everything already merged in order to try and push their way in when they have run out of road, and they wonder why everyone bunches up nose to tail and won't let them in.

At what point should they merge (and sit in stationary traffic) then? 100 yards, 200 yards? When the sign says "lane closed in 1 mile"? I'm with zeezeebaba.. pointless waste of an already limited road network. Use both lanes. Merge one after the other as the restriction starts. Simple.

 

This. Use all of the road available

[C8RKH]

There is usually one or tw@ts usually in German made saloon cars or SUVs who see everyonh has merged and the traffic is moving but because they are more important they race to the front of the restriction to gain 200 yards, brake sharply and then try to barge their way in and proceed to then stop the free moving traffic. Personally. If I had a gun I'd jump out of my car and shoot the selfish tw@ts in the head. Thankfully, these days I do have some self control so I just kiss the bumper in front and give them the bird!

[oblomov]

 

 

 

 That's right up there with idiots who can't merge in turn when going from two lanes to one! They suddenly become all territorial and attempt to bumper hug the vehicle in front desperate not to relinquish a single car length even though it makes sod all difference.  

  Alternatively, there are those who have ignored every sign indicating the need to merge in so many yards, and have overtaken everything already merged in order to try and push their way in when they have run out of road, and they wonder why everyone bunches up nose to tail and won't let them in.

At what point should they merge (and sit in stationary traffic) then? 100 yards, 200 yards? When the sign says "lane closed in 1 mile"? I'm with zeezeebaba.. pointless waste of an already limited road network. Use both lanes. Merge one after the other as the restriction starts. Simple.

 

This. Use all of the road available

 

Meanwhile in the real world........

 

There is usually one or tw@ts usually in German made saloon cars or SUVs who see everyonh has merged and the traffic is moving but because they are more important they race to the front of the restriction to gain 200 yards, brake sharply and then try to barge their way in and proceed to then stop the free moving traffic. Personally. If I had a gun I'd jump out of my car and shoot the selfish tw@ts in the head. Thankfully, these days I do have some self control so I just kiss the bumper in front and give them the bird!

No, no, you're completely wrong Those are not selfish individuals trying to get ahead of everyone and push in at the last minute; they're selflessly using all the road so as to to merge into the traffic at the last moment with meticulous precision, like zip fastener teeth, in order to make everyone else's journey a smooth and safe experience - or, it could be me that's wrong .....

[slindborg]

There are certain places where one drives like a bellend and others where one drives nicely...

The M11/A405/A12 are where you join in and drive like a bellend otherwise you will effetively reverse up the road.

Almost everywhere else works by being nice.

[Captain Vimes]

There are certain places where one drives like a bellend and others where one drives nicely... The M11/A405/A12 are where you join in and drive like a bellend otherwise you will effetively reverse up the road. Almost everywhere else works by being nice.

You can generalise the location for driving like a bellend to London. If someone isnt cutting you up, doing a u-turn without looking, walking across the road amongst the traffic, getting screamed at by a cyclist whos jumped another red and nearly hit a ped.... then somethings wrong! What fun! Thank God theyve got the cameras everywhere to send fines to only those people that have a legally registered vehicle for doing something heinous like turning left at the wrong time of day or putting a wheel into the wrong lane momentarily..

[slindborg]

 putting a wheel into the wrong lane momentarily..

 

 

You utter bastard!!! think of the poor children! (hang on, dont, thats pervy)