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[Foxy]

There is usually one or tw@ts usually in German made saloon cars or SUVs who see everyonh has merged and the traffic is moving but because they are more important they race to the front of the restriction to gain 200 yards, brake sharply and then try to barge their way in and proceed to then stop the free moving traffic. Personally. If I had a gun I'd jump out of my car and shoot the selfish tw@ts in the head. Thankfully, these days I do have some self control so I just kiss the bumper in front and give them the bird!

Unfortunately, as already pointed out, youre the one in the wrong here. Its entirely correct to use those extra 200yds.

[zeezeebaba]

Pot holes! I've never in nigh on 30 years of driving in this country known it to be this bad!

      Just been over to France for a day trip and headed 50ish miles down to le touquet.  Auto-route toll roads on the way there and D-roads on the way back....Not a pot hole in sight.   M2/M20 not even possible to count how many I had to avoid.

I love the French roads, I once saw a road worker over there with a spirit level checking a repair he had executed to make sure it was perfectly smooth.

[rob999]

Anyone using these words on car adverts or in general on car forums : Mint Pulled the trigger.. Bullet proof Twats.

[Nev]

Anyone using these words on car adverts or in general on car forums : Mint Pulled the trigger.. Bullet proof Twats.

 

Stop pulling my trigger with your mint nonsense!!

Edited by Nev, 25 April 2018 - 07:25 AM.

[fiveoclock]

Anyone using these words on car adverts or in general on car forums : Mint Pulled the trigger.. Bullet proof Twats.

"Rocked up" is one often used on car forums and is high on the cock indicator scale

[Wolfstone]

Along with "Pulls like a train"

[Andrew aka Stuwy]

as suspected. Im a doodah

[moospeed]

Along with "Pulls like a train"

 

Yep, if my car pulled like the 18:11 out of Cannon Street I think I'd consider an upgrade.  Similarly "corners on rails" - what, so it goes straight ahead at any bend tighter than half a mile long?

[oblomov]

First World Problems.

[Ali87]

Ticket websites like stubhub, viagogo etc. Absolute robbing bastards. Wonder what percentage of tickets are actually available at face value to fans before having to turn to these vultures

[Jetpilot]

People that pull away sooooo slowly from junctions, roundabouts and traffic lights you almost slip into a coma!

[Nev]

People that pull away sooooo slowly from junctions, roundabouts and traffic lights you almost slip into a coma!

 

Amen to that.  

[Ali87]

fake irn bru. Stop calling it "original and best", new recipe is boggin

Edited by Ali87, 04 May 2018 - 12:23 AM.

[rabbidog]

Junction 8-10 of the M25...the concrete section, Only why driving a VX. Absolute nightmare riding over the expansions joints in low speed traffic. I had to check all my fillings were still intact.

Edited by rabbidog, 04 May 2018 - 03:31 PM.

[Sutol]

Junction 8-10 of the M25...the concrete section, Only why driving a VX. Absolute nightmare riding over the expansions joints in low speed traffic. I had to check all my fillings were still intact.

I was doing the Chertsey to A3 section the other day and thought exactly the same.

[james.a]

Trainer socks with the seam across the toes

[Ormes]

New goods that have labels that require napalm to remove them!  Why the fcuk to people do this????

[ChrisS1]

Parents who don't keep their kids under control.

[rabbidog]

Parents who let there young children get their own food at buffet restaurants. Usually results in half eaten food put back, snot and bacteria laced fingers deposited all over.it.

[james.a]

Parents who let there young children get their own food at buffet restaurants. Usually results in half eaten food put back, snot and bacteria laced fingers deposited all over.it.

Theyre expressing themselves.