Jump to content


Photo

What Gets On Your Tits?


  • Please log in to reply
8089 replies to this topic

#7941 Jetpilot

Jetpilot

    Super Member

  • PipPip
  • 355 posts
  • Location:Poole

Posted 07 October 2018 - 02:23 PM

^^^ I sadly think that describes about 95% of the F1 drivers doesnt it? So long as he is beating ze German, i actually dont care!



#7942 Wolfstone

Wolfstone

    Iceman

  • PipPipPipPipPipPipPipPip
  • 12,985 posts
  • Gender:Male
  • Location:Jordan (The country. Not Katie Price)
  • Interests:Northants Pedantic Crew global domination of the media.

Posted 07 October 2018 - 09:17 PM

Lewis Hamilton

...it breaks my heart when someone with such supreme natural talent ends up becoming such a repellent little bellend. I'd love to find it in myself to cheer him on but sorry, I just can't.


Couldn't agree more!!!!

#7943 james.a

james.a

    Proud member of the Northants Pedantic Crew

  • PipPipPipPipPipPip
  • 2,032 posts
  • Gender:Male
  • Location:Northampton
  • Interests:Driving Trigger's broom since March 2010

Posted 08 October 2018 - 12:09 PM

Could watch him drive a car for hours, genuinely brilliant. However the constant 'media friendly' nonsense makes my skin creep.

 

'You guys are the best.....

'best fans anywhere (apply to every circuit)...

'an honour to be a part of such a great team.... :sick:

 

Needs to take media lessons from Kimi! 



#7944 james.a

james.a

    Proud member of the Northants Pedantic Crew

  • PipPipPipPipPipPip
  • 2,032 posts
  • Gender:Male
  • Location:Northampton
  • Interests:Driving Trigger's broom since March 2010

Posted 11 October 2018 - 07:58 PM

Everyone on the apprentice. Where do they find these toxic bellends from. All utterly hateful and sugar is just the most most obnoxious puffin I’ve ever seen on telly.

God I hate how they all have to laugh along to his utterly shite cringeworthy jokes.

I have a business plan. Put them all in a box with a lid and slowly fill it up with water. I’d pay to see that.

#7945 fiveoclock

fiveoclock

    Whipping Boy

  • PipPipPipPipPipPipPip
  • 9,453 posts
  • Gender:Male
  • Location:Ifold, West Sussex

Posted 16 October 2018 - 04:58 PM

People who start every fcuking sentence with the word so

#7946 oblomov

oblomov

    oblomov

  • PipPipPipPipPipPip
  • 3,828 posts
  • Gender:Male
  • Location:A colder windier place than stevieturbo's.
  • Interests:Mumblers

Posted 16 October 2018 - 06:51 PM

People who start every fcuking sentence with the word so

 

I'm like, - irritated by that too.  About a year ago I was sat next to two uni students who were talking.  One was saying "And I'm like", and "She's like" and He's like", and "It's like", in every sentence. When I got up to leave I turned to the one and said "I'm going now but I'm giving you a challenge, go an hour without saying "and I'm like" and "it's like" or "he or she's like".  And her friend turned to her and said "Yes, you do say it all the time".
 



#7947 fiveoclock

fiveoclock

    Whipping Boy

  • PipPipPipPipPipPipPip
  • 9,453 posts
  • Gender:Male
  • Location:Ifold, West Sussex

Posted 16 October 2018 - 06:59 PM



People who start every fcuking sentence with the word so


I'm like, - irritated by that too. About a year ago I was sat next to two uni students who were talking. One was saying "And I'm like", and "She's like" and He's like", and "It's like", in every sentence. When I got up to leave I turned to the one and said "I'm going now but I'm giving you a challenge, go an hour without saying "and I'm like" and "it's like" or "he or she's like". And her friend turned to her and said "Yes, you do say it all the time".

It's because they don't have the required vocabulary to actually say what they're "like" 😀

#7948 casino

casino

    Hamilton is a Pop Star

  • PipPipPipPipPipPip
  • 5,083 posts
  • Gender:Male
  • Location:Casino’s Drinking Den
  • Interests:ADVERTISING. F1
    Wrote and produced the VXT launch film.

Posted 18 October 2018 - 09:19 PM



People who start every fcuking sentence with the word so

I'm like, - irritated by that too. About a year ago I was sat next to two uni students who were talking. One was saying "And I'm like", and "She's like" and He's like", and "It's like", in every sentence. When I got up to leave I turned to the one and said "I'm going now but I'm giving you a challenge, go an hour without saying "and I'm like" and "it's like" or "he or she's like". And her friend turned to her and said "Yes, you do say it all the time".
It's because they don't have the required vocabulary to actually say what they're "like" 😀

Surprised they were talking and not texting to each other.

#7949 Sutol

Sutol

    Well it's nearly a Lotus

  • PipPipPipPipPipPipPip
  • 8,121 posts
  • Gender:Male
  • Location:Billingshurst, West Sussex

Posted 19 October 2018 - 09:02 AM

Jeans with rips in them, a fashion statement uh?? Looks like you're on the breadline to me.

#7950 Jetpilot

Jetpilot

    Super Member

  • PipPip
  • 355 posts
  • Location:Poole

Posted 19 October 2018 - 11:21 AM

Leaf blowers

 

Your drive may be tidy and leaf free but the road outside looks disgusting, blow it into a f*cking pile and sweep it up you lazy tw&t, even worse when its a garden maintenance company doing it and then there is the noise  :beat:



#7951 hairy

hairy

    Moonlander

  • PipPipPipPipPipPip
  • 5,944 posts
  • Gender:Male
  • Location:Bristol
  • Interests:cars, beer, nature

Posted 19 October 2018 - 11:38 AM

Leaf blowers

 

Your drive may be tidy and leaf free but the road outside looks disgusting, blow it into a f*cking pile and sweep it up you lazy tw&t, even worse when its a garden maintenance company doing it and then there is the noise  :beat:

 

:yeahthat:



#7952 SteveA

SteveA

    .

  • PipPipPipPipPipPipPip
  • 9,151 posts
  • Gender:Male
  • Location:North East UK

Posted 19 October 2018 - 03:48 PM

Another thing to hate about leaf blowers;

 

https://www.wsj.com/...-car-1513346400

 

"The California Environmental Protection Agency estimated that operating a commercial leaf blower for one hour would emit more pollution than driving a 2016 Toyota Camry for about 1,100 miles."


Edited by SteveA, 19 October 2018 - 03:49 PM.


#7953 Strugs

Strugs

    World's #1 cheese fan

  • PipPipPipPipPipPip
  • 3,008 posts
  • Gender:Male
  • Location:Farnham, Surrey

Posted 20 October 2018 - 09:00 PM

Motorcyclists who fail to grasp the concept that I want (and would actually be able) to overtake them. How very dare I, apparently.. 😡

Edited by Strugs, 20 October 2018 - 09:00 PM.


#7954 MikelM

MikelM

    Member

  • Pip
  • 16 posts
  • Gender:Male
  • Location:Gloucestershire
  • Interests:ICE cars, breakfast and beer

Posted 20 October 2018 - 11:17 PM

Underwired Bra's! oh and Lycra clad cyclists that come past my house every Sunday morning conversing by shouting loudly at each other. 😖

#7955 Ormes

Ormes

    Scary Internerd

  • PipPipPipPipPipPip
  • 4,612 posts
  • Gender:Male
  • Location:Corsham (nr. Chippenham)

Posted 21 October 2018 - 02:04 PM

Lycra clad cyclists that come past my house every Sunday morning conversing by shouting loudly at each other. 😖

 

Non-Lycra wearing cyclists - typically not often bellends, they generally use the cycle lanes provisioned for them and stay to the left when on the road.

 

Lycra wearing cyclists - total bellends, far too "professional" a cyclist to use a cycle lane.  They like to ride 4ft from the pavement and to generally cause as much inconvenience to drivers as possible... as it is their "right" you know.

 

Lycra wearing cyclists with cameras on their heads - as per Lycra wearing cyclists but often ride like such twats that they get into arguments with drivers often, and love nothing more than to post video's off their twatish arguments on youtube.

 

Recently got into an agument with a cyclist as I honked him for using the road that runs parallel to a cycle track... he was keen to remind me "there's no law against it".  I promptly reminded him that there is no law against not saying please and thank you, or not holding a door open for somebody, but you are still a twat if you don't!



#7956 Jetpilot

Jetpilot

    Super Member

  • PipPip
  • 355 posts
  • Location:Poole

Posted 21 October 2018 - 04:49 PM

 

Lycra clad cyclists that come past my house every Sunday morning conversing by shouting loudly at each other. 😖

 

Lycra wearing cyclists with cameras on their heads - as per Lycra wearing cyclists but often ride like such twats that they get into arguments with drivers often, and love nothing more than to post video's off their twatish arguments on youtube.

 

 

 

 

Who fail to recognise any road law, stopping at red lights, pedestrian crossings, indicating and just about anything else you can think of all because they dont want to drop their average speed on strava (a cycling app).

 

I had a major row the other day with one, a tnt lorry was blocking the cycle lane whilst making a delivery and he decided to take exception with me as i hadnt left him enough room to UNDERTAKE me, all to get a further 20 yards down the road to the local cycle cafe, i did actually pull in and had a full blown shouting match (mainly me) outside said cycle cafe, my last comment was your not in the f*cking tour de france you pr*ck, your a nobody in lycra, show some f*cking respect to the people who actually pay to use the road! 

 

Yes i also ride a bike, mtb, but have no interest in playing with tonnes of moving metal.



#7957 Ormes

Ormes

    Scary Internerd

  • PipPipPipPipPipPip
  • 4,612 posts
  • Gender:Male
  • Location:Corsham (nr. Chippenham)

Posted 23 October 2018 - 05:22 PM

I am discriminated against by discrimination its self.

 

I am unfortunate enough to be a white, able bodied, lower middle class, hetrosexual, working male.

 

I am the only demographic in the world that has no entitlement to feel in any way discriminated against.

 

This is a form of discrimination and must be stopped.

 

Run Time Error 708: Infinate loop.  Please contact your social administrator.

 

thumbsup ;)



#7958 SteveA

SteveA

    .

  • PipPipPipPipPipPipPip
  • 9,151 posts
  • Gender:Male
  • Location:North East UK

Posted 24 October 2018 - 12:43 PM

How difficult it must be for you  :rolleyes:



#7959 siztenboots

siztenboots

    RaceMode

  • 26,611 posts
  • Gender:Not Telling
  • Location:Surrey
  • Interests:french maids

Posted 24 October 2018 - 02:06 PM

Initiative Q , it seems all my friends have signed up and are recruiting via social networking

 

https://davidgerard....pyramid-scheme/



#7960 fiveoclock

fiveoclock

    Whipping Boy

  • PipPipPipPipPipPipPip
  • 9,453 posts
  • Gender:Male
  • Location:Ifold, West Sussex

Posted 24 October 2018 - 02:08 PM

I am discriminated against by discrimination its self.

I am unfortunate enough to be a white, able bodied, lower middle class, hetrosexual, working male.

I am the only demographic in the world that has no entitlement to feel in any way discriminated against.

This is a form of discrimination and must be stopped.

Run Time Error 708: Infinate loop. Please contact your social administrator.

thumbsup ;)


And, of course, everything else in the World that is wrong is your fault 😁




16 user(s) are reading this topic

0 members, 16 guests, 0 anonymous users