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[casino]

Can I suggest

mushage rolls

mushburgers

mushball marinara

grass. We’ll all be eating grass and insects. No burning wood, no more cows because they fart. So grass.

[techieboy]

grass. We’ll all be eating grass and insects. No burning wood, no more cows because they fart. So grass.

 

 

 

The Vegans 'll love it, when we undertake a mass slaughter program of all the now useless bred for food animals. They'll have to go as they've all been genetically engineered by mankind to produce more food/milk/wool/whatever and are not native. Can you imagine the teary eyed muppets holding vigils outside every farm in the world whilst we hold mass BBQ's and Bentley and Roll Royce are outbidding each other to buy up a hundred years worth of hides.

 

Still, on the bright side, Mother Nature might yet come to our rescue with Covid-19 taking out a few hundred million of the population (though Greta will probably have a fit at the funeral pyres) and who knows what Covid-20 or Covid-21 might be like, once -19 has mutated and become even more efficient at spreading and with messing with their hosts.

 

[PaulCP]

Phoning a Customer Services number only to be asked by an automatic answering system why you are calling and then being told to follow the link just sent to your mobile which you find out just directs you to online chat to try to get an issue resolved by someone out in India without a clue who just reads from a standard script.

 

Why can’t I just simply speak to someone rather than spend hours typing n a keyboard

 

Vodafone your customer service stinks. After over 20 years with you it’s time to say goodbye!

[casino]

 

grass. We’ll all be eating grass and insects. No burning wood, no more cows because they fart. So grass.

 

 

 

The Vegans 'll love it, when we undertake a mass slaughter program of all the now useless bred for food animals. They'll have to go as they've all been genetically engineered by mankind to produce more food/milk/wool/whatever and are not native. Can you imagine the teary eyed muppets holding vigils outside every farm in the world whilst we hold mass BBQ's and Bentley and Roll Royce are outbidding each other to buy up a hundred years worth of hides.

 

Still, on the bright side, Mother Nature might yet come to our rescue with Covid-19 taking out a few hundred million of the population (though Greta will probably have a fit at the funeral pyres) and who knows what Covid-20 or Covid-21 might be like, once -19 has mutated and become even more efficient at spreading and with messing with their hosts.

 

We’re all on the same bloody cruise ship named planet earth and ain’t any of us getting off. 

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And my GF won’t stop talking. Bloody women.. they can’t stop yapping and yapping and yapping. 

[Nev]

Coronavirus stopping me from getting into the great outdoors, it's already biting.

 

I guess it's not so bad for those who like TV, computer games and masterbating furiously for 3 months non stop.

 

 

[Sutol]

It shouldn't be difficult to isolate/distance without imprisoning. Sad fact is that people can't be trusted or are too stupid!

[casino]

Coronavirus stopping me from getting into the great outdoors, it's already biting.

 

I guess it's not so bad for those who like TV, computer games and masterbating furiously for 3 months non stop.

Wish I could filter what the experts have to say from what the media has to say. 

Everybody’s talking at me and I can’t hear a word they’re saying only the echos in my mind..

[casino]

Midnight plant thieves. 
 

Like the woman I caught the other night, who sat in her car pretending to cough. 

[TheRealVXed]

 

Coronavirus stopping me from getting into the great outdoors, it's already biting.

 

I guess it's not so bad for those who like TV, computer games and masterbating furiously for 3 months non stop.

Wish I could filter what the experts have to say from what the media has to say. 

Everybody’s talking at me and I can’t hear a word they’re saying only the echos in my mind..

 

 

Ditto, I am having to do all the research myself 

[oblomov]

Coronavirus stopping me from getting into the great outdoors, it's already biting.

I guess it's not so bad for those who like TV, computer games and masterbating furiously for 3 months non stop.

Five hundred yards and I'm on moorland where I only see the occasional local, except now it's inundated with mouthbreathers driving in from all over to jog and mountain bike, many of them entering the National Park which is closed. There was a sign saying the Park was closed but that disappeared very quickly. You wait and see, next weekend they'll all ignore warnings to stay at home and social distance and go to the beaches etc and then a ban on outdoor exercise will be imposed. Local cops stopped a Porsche driver who thought it a good idea to go out for a spin and enjoy the quiet roads. He got a court appearance for that.

[casino]

Unlucky Porsche driver. I got out yesterday for much the same reason. And so did the woman who keeps pulling up plants at night from the many flower beds here. Police have her reg number ( she was pretending to cough when we drew up next to her car) but I bet they won’t do anything to catch her.

 

But an unlucky Porsche driver will get clobbered for doing no more than drive?!?  What a world we live in. 

[oblomov]

Unlucky Porsche driver. I got out yesterday for much the same reason. And so did the woman who keeps pulling up plants at night from the many flower beds here. Police have her reg number ( she was pretending to cough when we drew up next to her car) but I bet they won’t do anything to catch her.

 

But an unlucky Porsche driver will get clobbered for doing no more than drive?!?  What a world we live in. 

Now, also two off roading trials bike riders from Liverpool stopped at Capel Curig with no numberplates or docs.  Lets see - Contravening Corona Virus legislation - no MOT - no insurance - no number plates - no lights - no signalling lights - no brake lights - unroadworthy vehicle = seized and crushed vehicle + whatever the court decides.  Great!  We don't want the fcuckers here - Porsche or not. Stay at home and get it through your thick skulls that this is a national emergency, Death projections for the UK set to exceed Italy and Spain because of the ineptitude of this government at every stage.  What we have now is herd immunity by another name.

[Sutol]

Ok, so a guy leaves his house, jumps in his car and drives in a 20 mile loop. Returns home, gets out of the car and then into his house.

I go for a walk around my village and we are regularly having to side step people in order to maintain our 2m separation. The guy in his Porsche could have been miles away from anyone else but suffice it to say he was greater than 2m from anyone else. So for that he ends up in court.

The object of the exercise is to stay away from others. The Draconian measures, ie "stay indoors" rule is because the government think that the prols won't be able to understand that we have to stay segregated in order to beat this virus. Reducing the number of trains for essential workers does not make the required segregation possible but this is perfectly ok it seems. So when you have inconsistencies people will put their own interpretation on it.

My brother is in India where lock down means lock down. You go outside you get beaten up by the police. He has been offered repatriation but feels safer where he is, figure that.

So to get what you're asking for, you will have to accept harse measures. Last time I looked Sweden were fairing well, perhaps herd immunity is the way to go

[Sutol]

Why do I keep double posting!!!

Edited by Sutol, 07 April 2020 - 08:29 PM.

[fiveoclock]

People seem to be confusing legislation and guidelines

[willow]

TapTalk 

[oblomov]

Ok, so a guy leaves his house, jumps in his car and drives in a 20 mile loop. Returns home, gets out of the car and then into his house.

I go for a walk around my village and we are regularly having to side step people in order to maintain our 2m separation. The guy in his Porsche could have been miles away from anyone else but suffice it to say he was greater than 2m from anyone else. So for that he ends up in court.

The object of the exercise is to stay away from others. The Draconian measures, ie "stay indoors" rule is because the government think that the prols won't be able to understand that we have to stay segregated in order to beat this virus. Reducing the number of trains for essential workers does not make the required segregation possible but this is perfectly ok it seems. So when you have inconsistencies people will put their own interpretation on it.

My brother is in India where lock down means lock down. You go outside you get beaten up by the police. He has been offered repatriation but feels safer where he is, figure that.

So to get what you're asking for, you will have to accept harse measures. Last time I looked Sweden were fairing well, perhaps herd immunity is the way to go

I read of someone who was caught out thieving and went to court for that (guilty) and for ignoring the lockdown but got away with that because the police are applying the law incorrectly. From memory the law states something along the lines of someone (the offender) potentially infecting someone else, which in the case of being out for a drive is not the case although it is an unnecessary journey.

[casino]

Like, saying like every other word. It like, sounds so like, annoying. I think it’s like, a young person thing. Some of them like don’t even know they’re like saying it . 

[Nev]

Like, saying like every other word. It like, sounds so like, annoying. I think it’s like, a young person thing. Some of them like don’t even know they’re like saying it . 

 

That's one of my bug bears too, I once stopped an interview early and told the candiate that he'd failed on the basis that he was unable to communicate effectively (as every 10th word he said was "like", "you know", "right...", "umm" etc).