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[djegiant]

ANYWAY, what gets on my tits are those dicks on the bikes with skinny tyres and curly handle bars. Er, just because you are marginally faster than other bikes still means that you're about half as fast as the cars (who actually pay tax to use the roads) trying to get past you, so would you mind terribly NOT cycling in the middle of the fcuking road??

That'll do

Totally agree, especially when they ride side by side.

Bloody lycra wearing poofs.

[jules_s]

People that smoke in restaurants.... FFS I smoke. I would never in a place where people are eating. I was sat down earlier enjoying a meal with the missus and the entire table of 6 next door lit up....they were all Irish (strange that) and the bint about 12" from my right was smoking Marlboro lights. She didn't want to waft the smoke over her table so held the ciggie behind her back to protect them from the smoke......the cig was directly below my plate Smoking in pubs? fair enough....in restaurants? fcuk right off

[TurboTomato]

People that smoke in restaurants....

FFS I smoke. I would never in a place where people are eating.

I was sat down earlier enjoying a meal with the missus and the entire table of 6 next door lit up....they were all Irish (strange that) and the bint about 12" from my right was smoking Marlboro lights. She didn't want to waft the smoke over her table so held the ciggie behind her back to protect them from the smoke......the cig was directly below my plate


Smoking in pubs? fair enough....in restaurants? fcuk right off

Roll on July

[fluffy]

I was in a TGI Fridays yesterday and they allow smoking in there at the bar. But it wafts across and really is yuk when you're trying to eat and you've been positioned just 10ft from the bar.

[Richy]

W@nkers that insist on driving in the snow.. Theres only one way into my street and its down a big feck off hill, at the moment its covered in 4inchs of snow... As i type this - there are three arseholes that live on my road trying their best to drive up it.. and it's slowly turning the fresh fluffy covering into a ice ring These same people hardly leave the house normally... Bunch of cocks

[red1]

rrrrrrrrrrrrrraaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaarrrrrrrrrrrrraggggggggggggghhhhhhhhhh I'm really f***ed off with people that can't f***ing organise anything. Getting really fed up that everything that i'm doing at the moment. For eveything that goes well, about 5 things seem to go f***ing wrong. Why is it that no-one wants to actually say "yes" or "no" to anything? This is not just work, but everything and everyone in my life. I really need to get away and do something different for a while. There has to be somewhere to go that is more interesting than the s****y south coast. Everything is so bloody expensive, the people are s**t (present company excluded ) i'm really fed up with this place. I want to try and find a house, but where the hell do i magic 200k from? out of my a**e? Theres about as mucg chance of that as there is of me ever moving out? How the hell do people get on the property ladder down here on thier own? I not being funny, but i don't want some random living in my house just so i can pay the morgage. Don't say find a partner to move in with either, my current partner's (in the loosest terms) idea of commitment is agreeing to go to the pub with me. ........ and breathe. This has barely scratched the surface of all the things i'm trying to oppress, but if anyone has any suggestions, i'd be grateful. I know i'm not 'one of the regulars' here, but i hope this is not above station. James EDIT: Just read djegiant's post about gritters. why THE F**K can't they grit later in the evening, rather than like 6:30? Why the hell do they have do drive so damn fast too, i nearly got wiped out by one earlier, and then showered in bloody rock salt for thanks for stopping when it was my damn right of way at the roundabout! Jeesus! I'm going to see if i can't find something to drink. mmmm aftershave! /thud

Edited by red1, 09 February 2007 - 08:09 PM.

[Winstar]

The fcuking idiot who thinks it's a good idea to commute between Leeds and Huddersfield on the A62 in a JCB. Just because the traffic rarely gets above 20 mph doesn't mean you should drive somthing that can only go 20 mph. Oh and while i'm on driving to work, when people come to a full stop whilst turning left off the main road, FFS you could take the corner 20 not 2mph.

Edited by Winstar, 13 February 2007 - 09:28 PM.

[TurboTomato]

Excessively sweaty people at the gym A bloke on a running machine (and not a fat bloke at that) was sweating so much that the treadmill was dripping wet and there was even sweat on the rower next to it Oh and while I'm at it, taking your mobile into the gym with you and worse still actually using it

[jules_s]

upper management

It has to be asked....

Is that being one or having to deal with them?

[theotherjonnymac]

MP's expenses. I do not get paid to travel to work!!

[Jaysith]

you know what else really bugs me? Stupid people who think they're clever

[siztenboots]

you know what else really bugs me?

Stupid people who think they're clever

If you can't beat them join them. Todays choice saying will be

"Dunno mate"

[fluffy]

you know what else really bugs me?

Stupid people who think they're clever

I know exactly what you mean. And it gets worse because they think they're in the right and no amount of everyone else disagreeing with them will change their mind.

or the lot of them!

[fluffy]

I can't stand waiting when the shits about to hit the fan. I got in this morning and got abusive emails from the boss asking why I said we can't do high res images of our company logo to a potential big customer (I hadn't). Meanwhile the boss is in a meeting with them next door meaning I had to wait until I could explain myself. Then our sales guy phones and tells me that a recent deal I'd arranged to help a customer out (supplying one product as another product) was illegal and that if the office of fair trading found out then we'd been shut down. And that he's going to tell the boss at the soonest opportunity. The boss already knows, he fcuking approved of my idea! I bet though that he'll turn it around and dump it on me. Boss is still in a meeting btw. I was having a really good day until I got in.

[VIX]

All the w@nkers and chavs who can't be bothered to SEARCH.

Well you did ask and it is Monday morning!

[fluffy]

Good grief - call me tefal fluffy from now on. It all just got resolved, nobody shouted at me and all the customers are happy. I did realise after I posted that the boss quit smoking by going cold turkey 4 weeks ago. For the 2 weeks he was on holiday and the last 2 weeks he's been er... irritable would be the best diplomatic answer! Guess he's getting used it.

[Jaysith]

you know what else really bugs me?

Stupid people who think they're clever

I know exactly what you mean. And it gets worse because they think they're in the right and no amount of everyone else disagreeing with them will change their mind.

or the lot of them!

whats worse at the moment for me is, being on a student placement, it's assumed im a total retard who can barely tie my shoes (velcro ), so anything i say is automatically wrong. i'm starting to think i should just stop talking altogether and ride out my days here.

some f'in moron of a guy keeps asking me how i intend to do a task, knowing full well i don't know how yet(as i've got a few more weeks to do it, and other stuff on at the mo), so i tell him my initial thoughts, to be hugely berated by his non-sensical BS which will only ever work in an ideal world.



(thats me in red)

[jules_s]

Stupid people who think they're clever

They're more commonly known as Graduates aren't they?