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#841 jules_s

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Posted 22 March 2007 - 03:38 AM

This website being so fcuking slow. Not in terms of content/posts (by whomever) It's just soooooo fcuking slow. I surf the net, have a chat an a few other forums, then come back here (home to me) and half the time I'm off again because I simply can't be arsed to wait another few minutes for the bloody place to download. Oh and anything related to CO2 while I'm here.

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Posted 22 March 2007 - 06:53 PM

Ex's going out of their way to make things even harder after 5 years and trying to sort things out properly :(

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Posted 22 March 2007 - 07:10 PM

Ex's going out of their way to make things even harder after 5 years and trying to sort things out properly :(


Paul, the phrase "i'm breezy" springs to mind. her problem mate, not yours thumbsup

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Posted 22 March 2007 - 09:58 PM

Tailgaters and those who appear to suddenly stop about 2 inches from the rear of the car. :angry: Do they find it funny to suddenly burst out of hyperspace and stop so hard I can visibly see the nose of the car digging into the ground when I'm waiting at traffic lights, giveway signs and roundabouts? I've even started pressing my brake pedal repeatedly when I slow down so that my brake lights "flash" to get their attention. As for tailgaters, there is no need to drive so damn close. My car will stop much quicker than yours ever will and you don't leave me a lot of options if someone up ahead doesn't see me (fairly regular even with headlamps on during the day) and pulls out in front of me. So both parties can both stop fcuking doing it. I don't want yearly repairs to my cars rear to become a regular feature. :angry: Honestly are these people thick or what? :beat: :beat:

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Posted 22 March 2007 - 10:32 PM

vx drivers (now i'm a temporary elise driver snob) :lol: :jump: :wacko:

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Posted 23 March 2007 - 08:32 PM

Bags of air..... Oh I mean crisps :dry:

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Posted 23 March 2007 - 10:13 PM

Vauxhall I know it's a common one on here but my wife had the drivers side wing mirrow ripped off her 53 reg (old shape) Astra last friday a small plastic support thing was broken but they rest of the mirror housing and the glass was intact. The car was taken to be repaired on monday morning and we've been told that the earliest we can expect it back is next friday! Two weeks to fixed a bloody wing mirror :angry: :flame:

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Posted 24 March 2007 - 02:23 PM

People, sorry, errm wet J cloths boasting on this forum about how good they are at J turns. :beat:

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Posted 26 March 2007 - 04:00 AM

People who are lucky enough to come stay at the Propaganda Lodge ( ;) :P ) and all they want to do is get pissed and not go riding...... Tomorrow i amgoing for a two hour hike to get last fresh tracks of the season and I think all of our 20 guests will be passed out in bed :huh: More snow for me :groupjump: edit to say: although i understand beers are cheap as fcuk and its a new experience to buy a complete round for 20 people under 9 quid......

Edited by willow, 26 March 2007 - 04:01 AM.


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Posted 03 April 2007 - 04:28 PM

'It was acceptable in the 80's' No it bladdy wasn't, not if it was like that pile of shite anyways :rolleyes:

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Posted 03 April 2007 - 05:18 PM

rant The increased amount of what I can only describe as 'text speak' taking place in numerous posts! :beat: What's next? Will we be replacing our English language with this lazy version? :9mm: Are generations actually believing that this is the way to spell?

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Posted 03 April 2007 - 06:59 PM

My Nephew (15) was told by his English teacher he could write his essay in Text Speak!! :o Though this could of course be a case of a teenager bending the truth to suit his purpose, but still!! He wrote a note to one of his other uncles and it was all Text Speak! :beat:

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Posted 03 April 2007 - 07:26 PM

'It was acceptable in the 80's'

No it bladdy wasn't, not if it was like that pile of shite anyways :rolleyes:


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Posted 03 April 2007 - 08:14 PM

Dennis "We own every magazine ever printed so, no matter how much we p*ss you off, the day will come when you are forced to subscribe to another one of our shitty products and we can rape you for the privilige" Publishing :dry:

#855 willow

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Posted 03 April 2007 - 10:53 PM

i fear that if i even bother writing in this thread at the moment that I will only wind and upset myself further......... so instead, heres a chinky chinky to all that post here :drink:

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Posted 27 June 2007 - 09:35 PM

Well after my documented fall out with my boss regarding internet usage during work hours...... I'm now SERIOUSLY over worked.....ok, I know somewhere in our contracts there is a clause that says something like 'will need to do extra hours if needed' (im on flexitime) But yesterday i finished at midnight....and Ive just finished now. Not that I mind that, I need to do these hours to keep a £4m build on programme...however, I get the distinct impression that the boss thinks I'm sat at home twiddling my thumbs whilst claiming to be working. I've now got writing cramp from one of yesterdays minutes, got two minutes of meetings today to write up...and another meeting tomorrow :angry: God only knows when I'm supposed to cover my action points? in my sleep maybe?

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Posted 27 June 2007 - 09:48 PM

moaning git :P :lol:

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Posted 27 June 2007 - 09:55 PM

moaning git :P :lol:


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Posted 27 June 2007 - 10:22 PM

When windows installation asks me what language i want and one of the options is : - English (American) :beat:

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Posted 28 June 2007 - 07:11 AM

When windows installation asks me what language i want and one of the options is : -

English (American)
:beat:


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