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[VX-Dan]

MIDDLE LANE MOTORWAY DRIVERS!!! (who hog the middle lane) ARGHHHHHHHHHHH

[Cleancutyoungman]

MIDDLE LANE MOTORWAY DRIVERS!!! (who hog the middle lane)

ARGHHHHHHHHHHH

Prius drivers - and the tit in the Merc who flashed me for daring to pull out into his lane on the M25 last night (even though there was a 50ft gap between us) - when I let him past I realised it was because he needed to feel good about his '07 plate, even though it was a real bottom-rung model!

[landy]

i think the most annoying thing in ages has to be when that d1ck put pictures of himself doing 130 on the motorway on here..................... ............................and when ever anyone criticised him for it there were a whole host of other d1cks with a defense of "yeah not half as dangerous as driving past schools at 30mph".........WHAT THE FUNK!!!!!!!!!! AAARRRGGGHHH its making me mad thinking about it now Oh yeah and people who eat loudly and birds who think they are much fitter than they clearly are!!!

Edited by landy, 28 June 2007 - 05:59 PM.

[Polanski]

Thick people, shopping queues, corsa drivers who think they have a sports car, metro drivers, thick people, moody people, house bills, interest rate increases!, CSA, ex-missus, thick people, cat sprayers!, flooding, line managers (did I say thick people), traffic lights, people who shake involentarily, traffic, speed cameras, green fly, idiots in pubs, narcistic people, thick people, crap coffee, petrol prices, gareth gates, could be here all night eh and I am a positive person! Paul

[casino]

You keep your distance from the car in front, give yourself a nice safe gap and someone from the middle lane moves over and fills the gap.

[SAPD]

People who wait at zebra crossings, watching you approach, and then don't venture out into the road until you come to an absolute standstill right in front of them. It's as if they're scared that you're going to slow r i g h t d o w n . . . ONLY TO THEN SPEED UP AND RUN THEM OVER!

Yeah, I bleeding well might do if you don't hurry the hell up

[jules_s]

Ive had a bloody great few weeks recently. not. Last year I did a set of working drawings for a school....under a VERY tight deadline. A year later its being built, and I have no less than six site managers/staff going through my work with a fine tooth comb, asking inane questions asking for 'extras' to the contract sum. I know its part of the job, but waking up to 15+ emails...clearing the issues and waking upto the same is dragging me into the dirt. yesterday (after a very long day) I was asked to make 'comment' on a document that I had looked at and 'commented' on four times before...and the document was even worse than the first time i saw it. Red mist descended and I sent an e-mail about a third party that was pretty insulting/damning about the blokes ability to do his job. The contractor then felt the need to forward my to the bloke in question in all its glory. There are some truly wankstars in the building industry believe me.... /rant

[Jaysith]

when you queue for an hour to get over the QE2 bridge because some retard can't get over it without crashing... only to find that the f*ckwit in front of you hasn't found their £1 whilst we've all been stuck and rummages around in there car for 5minutes and the barrier! AARRgghh1!!!

[SAPD]

the f*ckwit in front of you hasn't found their £1

Same goes for people who queue at a shop/cashpoint and wait until they get right to the front before digging into their pocket/bag for their wallet and then take ages finding the card/cash.

Women who swear loudly in the street (yes, it makes men sound stupid, but when women do it... )

Moving house

Being totally broke

[cliffyb]

Same goes for people who queue at a shop/cashpoint and wait until they get right to the front before digging into their pocket/bag for their wallet and then take ages finding the card/cash.

Dammit! I've been meaning to put that one in for AGES!!! Too lazy!

Right, how about women shoppers in Men's shops/depts. This really isn't fair, they are like professional shoppers and us blokes are amatures in comparison. ie go to the Next sale. Women swarming all over the blokes section picking stuff up, nudging ME outta the way so they can get to the bargains...! I was only there to pick up a couple of ties. I find it very intimidating They should stick to their own section unless accompanied by a bloke! Then, as above, they don't realise they have to pay for anything until they get to the front of the queue. Rummage around for ten minutes finding their purse. Another ten minutes digging out vouchers for the shop or product. Another ten minutes finding the store card to earn "points" (yeah right) Then another ten minutes deciding which credit card to use, or counting out the exact money saying "I'm just going to get rid of this change, is that OK". NO IT ISN'T, BOG OFF TO THE WOMENS SECTION!!!! What were they doing in the queue? It's DEAD time, sort yourself out woman.

Blokes take on shopping - Decide BEFORE leaving the house what you NEED. Go to shop. Pick up item. Whilst waiting in the queue to pay, get cash out of pocket (notes only, never any change!). Pay for goods. Go home.

Easy.

Await

[theotherjonnymac]

Websites like "betterdrivingplease"

[TimBage]

Disorganised Vauxhall stealers like the one I went to today. 1. Up early to get the car in (not too much bother) 2. No phone call from them to let me know car is ready as promised (as always I have to ring them) 3. Turn up, no works done on the car, lots of excuses 4. Explain that these works should have been done before delivery of the vehicle to me, phrases like "thats a shame" "bad luck" and "ahh right ok, its a good party though" used. 5. Mr B if you go outside someone will bring your car to you: 40 mins to get my car driven out of the garage for me, as they have made aright c**k up of the cars in the car park. Every car is blocking every other car in. 6. Have to go back for more pain so they can do the works they were supposed to do before they delivered iit to me. I thought customer service was about beating expectations, they can's even get the basics right!! AHHHHHHH Once the Network Q is up I am off to Plans. Tim

[willow]

spending 2 hours cleaning an polishing your car then wake up to find a snail has splodged all over it in the night and it now looks like thorneys "thorny" car graphics in snail trails.....

[Yellow_or_black?]

Oh my God, I could be here all week:

1. Lorries hogging the middle lane on motorways...AAARGGGGGGGGGHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH! You know the ones who try and overtake another lorry in the slow lane, except they're both going at the same speed for about 10 minutes, and every other vehicle on the motorway is shoved into the fast (my own personal) lane?
2. People who can't eat crisps with their mouth shout, and feel obliged to share every crunch of them with all those who are unfortunate enough to be within a 1 km radius.
3. Hell - noisy eaters and drinkers all-round.
4. People with no manners.
5. The (male) tw*t in the City who thought it was ok to physically walk right over (ie on top of) my (female) feet (I kid you not) because I dared to walk in his direct path.
6. People in London who would rather walk right into you if you don't move out of their way, than vary their path slightly to avoid you.
7. Hair in food.
8. Estate agents.
9. Lawyers.
10. Recruitment consultants.
11. Empty promises - when people say they'll do something, but have no intention of doing it, or just can't be arsed to remember to do it.
12. Having to pay 10p at work for a cup of hot water.
13. IT departments always being treated like the sh*ttiest of the sh*t, and being given the 'downstairs' treatment (office space, facilities etc) vs the 'business' who get the 'upstairs' life.
14. Scenarios where if you behaved like the company in question, you'd get taken to court, but the company gets away with murder eg getting threatened with a CCJ because you haven't paid your council tax bill - because after asking the Council three times for a single person's discount form, they still haven't sent it; or being charged another delivery charge because you weren't in to take delivery of something, but losing a day of holiday waiting in for a delivery which never showed.
15. Sticky labels that are supposed to peel off, but don't.
16. Fearne Cotton/Kate Thornton.
17. Guys on the tube who have to sit with their legs a metre apart (it ain't that big mate...), and have both arm rests, leaving you with half a seat.
18. Getting a bus lane violation on the South Circular just past Kew train station (going out of London) whilst driving in a bus lane which lasts for about 20 metres, comes out of nowhere, goes nowhere, has never accommodated a bus as far as I have ever seen, and which turns into a lane right at the end with enough space for about 2 cars.
19. Spam emails/texts/post/'phone calls.
20. Being treated like an ignorant bimbo by sports car dealers/tradesmen who try it on.
21. Always being late (me).
22. Getting petrol - bring back serviced petrol stations.
23. Zoos.
24. Animal cruelty.
25. Tax on bloody everything it's possible to tax, and a few others...
26. Being done for speeding by the same camera twice in the same week (they never used to work, and no I didn't see it flash the first time!)
27. Seeing each month how much of my hard-earned cash goes to support the 'stars' of the Jeremy Kyle show.
28. People gobbing on the street.
29. Incessant sniffing.
30. Whistling. The most pointless activity known to man.
31. Being booted out of and having to pay for having sat in First Class on a slam-door train in deepest winter, when pleb class was as cold as the Arctic, and First Class compartments were the only areas with any semblance of heating. Hardly luxurious are they?
32. Having to pay more Council Tax living in London to fund the f***ing Olympics, when you have no interest in it, and fundamentally it'll f**k up the city and the transport system whilst it's on.
33. Spending an hour writing an email, and then losing it because IE/your PC etc crashes.
34. Having rubbish collected every two weeks, and then having the collection limited to four bags.
35. People who - when you're standing on crowded public transport - lean on you as support when the train/tube chucks you around because they can't be arsed to hold on.
36. Girls with long hair sitting next to you on the tube/train (theme?) brushing their hair in a flambuoyant fashion, culminating in a shoulder full of long blonde hairs for you. Yay.
37. The fact that if you know how to work it in this country, you're much better off than being an honest citizen. Crime pays - apparently.
38. Being asked 17,000 times a day, every day, by everyone, where my name's from. AAAAAAAAAAARGHHHH.
39. People being ignorant and rude when it comes to 'different' names: the incessant 'Oh I'm glad you spellt that'; 'Oh, I'll never remember that' (try, you silly idiot); 'Ooh I can't pronounce that' (ditto); saying 'Sorry?' when you tell someone your name on the 'phone, in a tone as if you'd just sworn at them.
40. The mindless idiocy of GMTV.
41. The assumption that if you need a service or delivery etc, you are a housewife/have one kicking about at home who can be in during the day Monday - Friday. Er, hello? Some of us have to work to pay for whatever it is you're providing, you know.
42. Having to work.
43. Having to work 5 days, but only have 2 off - who the hell thought of that?
44. Routine.

Intolerant? Moi?

And finally - what gets on my tits? My bra...a ha ha ha ha. Huh.

Btw - is this the longest-running thread on here? Over 2 years old - that's pretty impressive...

Edited by Yellow_or_black?, 10 September 2007 - 12:41 PM.

[Richy]

39. People being ignorant and rude when it comes to 'different' names: the incessant 'Oh I'm glad you spellt that'; 'Oh, I'll never remember that' (try, you silly idiot); 'Ooh I can't pronounce that' (ditto); saying 'Sorry?' when you tell someone your name on the 'phone, in a tone as if you'd just sworn at them.

I hate that..

However i'm amazed that people can't spell Yellow_or_ Black... although it is a tad unusual for a name, is it Canadian?

Edited by R1CHY, 10 September 2007 - 12:46 PM.

[TurboTomato]

16. Fearne Cotton

Not sure about the tats though

[Yellow_or_black?]

However i'm amazed that people can't spell Yellow_or_ Black... although it is a tad unusual for a name, is it Canadian?

If it were Canadian, it'd be Red_and_White silly.

Edited by Yellow_or_black?, 10 September 2007 - 01:18 PM.

[Yellow_or_black?]

so what is your name?

You can call me 'Sexy', baby... [in Marlene Dietrich drawl]

Actually, it's Antidisestablishmentarianism. Surname Llanfairpwllgwyngyllgogerychwyrndrobwllllantysiliogogogoch. Middle name Ann.

Edited by Yellow_or_black?, 10 September 2007 - 03:25 PM.