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[Richy]

so what is your name?

You can call me 'Sexy', baby... [in Marlene Dietrich drawl]

Actually, it's Antidisestablishmentarianism. Surname Llanfairpwllgwyngyllgogerychwyrndrobwllllantysiliogogogoch. Middle name Ann.

And how do you pronounce that madam?

Can you write it down for us, i'll never remember it!!



For all you english folk struggling it's pronounced -

LLAN - FAIR - PWLL - GWYN - GYLL - GO - GER - YCH - WYRN - DROB - WLL - LLAN - TY - SILIO - GO - GO - GOCH

[Yellow_or_black?]

Gahd. The hours wiled away at (English) school learning that, repeating it endlessly, and actually finding such activity amusing and oneself clever for mastering it. In fact, as far as I remember, we may even have been taught how to pronounce it in a Geography lesson. About as useful as being able to dry the outline of Canada by heart, and learning to say the books of the bible backwards. I couldn't think where I'd seen the 'This thread is making me lose the will to live' sig - I wanted to apply it to the Touring Pack thread...

Edited by Yellow_or_black?, 10 September 2007 - 03:50 PM.

[Yellow_or_black?]

Are you offering a dating service? Can I provide marks out of ten for each? Oh, go on - please...

Actually - I really like being able to put a face to a name. Good work.

I still can't work out how to give a URL a name. Someone? And please, nothing as random, ethereal, and protracted as the Touring Pack thread. An answer in 100 words or less would be generally fantastic...

[Richy]

You leave my Sig alone missy, do you realize the pain and depression that i had to endure reading endless amounts of brian numbing threads ''on here'' just to come up with it!.

Johnaachaaan alone has caused razor to wrist action atleast 10 imes

Can I provide marks out of ten for each?

Each what?

Edited by R1CHY, 10 September 2007 - 04:26 PM.

[Yellow_or_black?]

Can I provide marks out of ten for each?

Each what?

Each bloke in the 'Show us yer face' thread! That thread is superb - completely hilarious. Only part way through, and I'm already crying (at the jokes, not at the level of aesthetics before you ask:P )

Edited by Yellow_or_black?, 10 September 2007 - 04:26 PM.

[convict]

You leave my Sig alone missy, do you realize the pain and depression that i had to endure reading endless amounts of brian numbing threads ''on here'' just to come up with it!.

Who's Brian?

[Richy]

You leave my Sig alone missy, do you realize the pain and depression that i had to endure reading endless amounts of brian numbing threads ''on here'' just to come up with it!.

Who's Brian?

Don't ask, i edited over 2000 photos yesterday.. i started at 8am and was still online at 3am brian brain was [still is] melted

Y&Bs hot dark italian looks didn't help me concentrate either [swooooon :wub: ]

[Yellow_or_black?]

Italian???! How very dare you! Let's hope loopylou's not Italian, otherwise I'll get another Public Service Announcement...* * For the benefit of all concerned adult(s): this is a joke. It is not intended to be serious. It is not intended to be in any way derogatory to Italians. There is absolutely nothing wrong with being Italian.

Edited by Yellow_or_black?, 11 September 2007 - 10:40 AM.

[Richy]

I apologize, I should have said dark european looks. Getting swiftly back on track- What gets on my tits.. 1.Italian haters 2.People that can't spell Brain and put Brian 3.Wanna be teachers that correct your spelling 4.People that have nothing better to do other than post a 'List of things that get on my tits' 5.Sarcasm

[Yellow_or_black?]

Bitch! Oh - and your photo was tat btw - I was just being polite about it for effect.* * Yes - another joke. None of my business at all, and I hope you don't mind me saying, I preferred the first one - where the light is uneven. If you could make the wheels come through on that one a little more, it'd be bang on and completely beautiful.

Edited by Yellow_or_black?, 11 September 2007 - 11:52 AM.

[Richy]

I tell you what i do hate and it really gets on my tits - People that park in the Laybys on your favourite stretch of fast road.


And butter in the Jam pot

Bitch!

Oh - and your photo was tat btw - I was just being polite about it for effect.*

* Yes - another joke. None of my business at all, and I hope you don't mind me saying, I preferred the first one - where the light is uneven. If you could make the wheels come through on that one a little more, it'd be bang on and completely beautiful.

No i don't mind you saying, you speak your mind.. it's not like you say much anyway.. is it!!

My great granfather once told me 'a womens always right', this was just before they hung him for shooting my great gran.


Ohh how miss them

[laidback50]

What got on my tits last Friday was the woman mpv driver on the outside lane of the roundabout (to turn right) whilst I was on the inside lane (to go straight on) directly beside her. She decided to turn left straight across in front of me to visit the Kentucky Fried Buzzard. I think I must have a force field at the front of the Signum because I managed to avoid her taking the front off my car. I followed her in to the KFC car park and confronted her. The best she could come up with was "Sorry, I didn't see you" !!!!!!!! You can see how unfortunates on motorbikes meet an untimely end can't you. I quite amazed myself that I stayed perfectly calm when I spoke to her but road rage was definitely to the fore in the first 10 seconds after she just about forced me off the road. I didn't really think till afterwards how lucky I was not to have collected someone from behind after I stopped so quickly to avoid the dozey female ! Graham.

[Yellow_or_black?]

'Lunch' being called 'dinner'. 'Dinner' being called 'tea'. 'Specific' being pronounced 'pacific'.

Edited by Yellow_or_black?, 12 September 2007 - 03:15 PM.

[dbrown]

probably been mentioned before but Vauxhall dealers phoned Murketts of Stapleford and asked about an NA said i wanted to know about the condition of it before i travel over 200 miles for a look "I'll get a salesman to call you back very soon sir' mmmmm 6 hours later

[Spindoctor]

probably been mentioned before

but Vauxhall dealers

phoned Murketts of Stapleford and asked about an NA
said i wanted to know about the condition of it before i travel over 200 miles for a look

"I'll get a salesman to call you back very soon sir'

mmmmm 6 hours later

I bought mine from Murketts (different branch though). The salesman had been there a week and knew absolutely nothing about the car Half way into the first test drive he was asking me what it was really worth...

Back on topic: having to put the clocks back.

[cheeky_chops]

the family car - the missus drives it every day and its a sh*t TIP!

[johnaachen]

You leave my Sig alone missy, do you realize the pain and depression that i had to endure reading endless amounts of brian numbing threads ''on here'' just to come up with it!.

Johnaachaaan alone has caused razor to wrist action atleast 10 imes

Can I provide marks out of ten for each?

Each what?

What gets on my tits?

The Welsh. Yes all of them. They really do.

[Simply the Best]

girls who have no female friends..




would you date a girl who only hangs out with blokes? I hate sausage parties.

That'll be me then. Bugger, I was wondering why I'm singe, now I know!
Comes with the job though - male dominated ... and I happen to be 'one of the boys' it seems!

I hate Ford's. They really get on my whick - especially Mondeo's. I had one. I hated it. I also had a KA. Funnily enough, I hated that too!

But people that can't take a joke, listen to others views and don't understand my sense of humour really get on my almost non existent tits!

Oh yeah, and those biggots that think people with nice cars are either arrogant arseholes that don't need to make a living and worship being the centre of attention without even knowing who, or what they are, or what they have had to go through to get to where they are today ... or drug dealers.

Oh an I really really hate people who have no respect for others and abuse their power. Or think they're better than someone else because they 'wear stripes on their uniform' for instance.

And those females that sit there passing on double meaning statements designed to put someone down (especially to younger, slimmer, more confident women) yet sound almost totally innocent just to make themselves feel better. Everyone knows people that use those, but it has to be ignored and kind of makes one feel stupid because it's so hard to stand up to someone like that without using the same tactics .


I'm not a bitter kitty at all ... I'm quite a nice kitty if you can get past all the hissing, biting and scratching! Which doesn't last long if I'm stroked right