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#901 johnaachen

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Posted 23 September 2007 - 04:11 PM


girls who have no female friends..




would you date a girl who only hangs out with blokes? I hate sausage parties.



That'll be me then. Bugger, I was wondering why I'm singe, now I know! :P
Comes with the job though - male dominated ... and I happen to be 'one of the boys' it seems!

I hate Ford's. They really get on my whick - especially Mondeo's. I had one. I hated it. I also had a KA. Funnily enough, I hated that too!

But people that can't take a joke, listen to others views and don't understand my sense of humour really get on my almost non existent tits! :)

Oh yeah, and those biggots that think people with nice cars are either arrogant arseholes that don't need to make a living and worship being the centre of attention without even knowing who, or what they are, or what they have had to go through to get to where they are today ... or drug dealers.

Oh an I really really hate people who have no respect for others and abuse their power. Or think they're better than someone else because they 'wear stripes on their uniform' for instance.

And those females that sit there passing on double meaning statements designed to put someone down (especially to younger, slimmer, more confident women) yet sound almost totally innocent just to make themselves feel better. Everyone knows people that use those, but it has to be ignored and kind of makes one feel stupid because it's so hard to stand up to someone like that without using the same tactics :tt: .


I'm not a bitter kitty at all ... I'm quite a nice kitty if you can get past all the hissing, biting and scratching! Which doesn't last long if I'm stroked right :P


HUNTING GETS ON MY TITS! :angry: Which you have a picture of on your profile and goes against everything you have said above!

#902 Simply the Best

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Posted 23 September 2007 - 05:46 PM

:yeahthat: I don't think it does ... :blink: Photo changed to a much more sinister one of my ugly mush! :P

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Posted 28 September 2007 - 08:11 AM

c*nts that break in your house and take your hard earned possesions. :angry:

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Posted 28 September 2007 - 02:11 PM

W4nkers that pull out onto roundabouts while your driving around them. :angry: I must have had it done to me 5 times today :angry: Also. Police action camera programs [who gives a fook about a guy on a moped with a ladder on his back!!] Stunts gone bad programs [why watch a guy known as 'crash dave' crash, then complain he almost died?] Viva la bam [childish bunch of wankers = waste of oxygen] and those fecking loan adverts [Josh ya daads fooound yar moountain bike = just feck off] :9mm: :9mm: :9mm:

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Posted 28 September 2007 - 04:01 PM


Viva la bam [childish bunch of wankers = waste of oxygen]


Thanks R1CHY, I'd almost gotten over the memories of that b@stard show. And Jackass. Absolute crocks of sh1te! "This is, like, TOTALLY not self indulgent toss. Dude"

On the other hand, those Welsh boyo's in Dirty Sanchez almost had me retching and wetting myself with laughter at the same time - fantastic!

#906 Richy

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Posted 28 September 2007 - 04:22 PM

:P Sanchez can be just as crap, although they don't destroy peoples property and make out mindless vandalism is cool like the Jackass/viva le prick crew do. Seeing that lotus and lambo trashed on here came as no suprise when shite like this is broadcast nationwide.

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Posted 28 September 2007 - 06:35 PM

GMTV Hollyoaks My Family (the program) 20 in a 30 drivers 60 in a 70 drivers (may be the same people as the 20 in a 30) Charvas trying to race me when at the lights The Sun (newspaper) The Sun (the real one... for fcuking off on holiday this summer) Giant seaguls sh!tting on my car. I swear these seagulls must have been the size of pterodactyls! Theres sh!t all over it. Engine mounts. Zane Low Meg White (for quiting the UK tour just cos some fella leaked her home made bongo vid) Emmerdale Farm (for being on at the same time as The Simpsons) Thats all for now.

Edited by chrisobrien54, 28 September 2007 - 06:35 PM.


#908 p4cks

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Posted 28 September 2007 - 06:51 PM

People who can't spell.

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Posted 28 September 2007 - 09:57 PM

Wankers that dump you by text! :(

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Posted 29 September 2007 - 07:33 AM

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#911 Richy

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Posted 29 September 2007 - 09:54 AM

Airport programs :9mm: Why pay a TV licence just to watch some long nosed, false tanned, northern bint argue with people who speak next to no english. :blink: If i really wanted to watch that kinda stuff - i'd go stand in 'Le local Dole que :9mm:

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Posted 12 October 2007 - 11:48 AM

People who think that their car is magically 3 feet wider than anyone else's and therefore they cannot, under any circumstances, no matter how large the queue behind them make the petrol pump reach around to the other side of their car from the petrol cap. :beat: :9mm:

Oh, and while I'm here, idiots that stop at well-sighted give way junctions when there's clearly nothing coming :angry: Dangerous

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Posted 17 October 2007 - 08:55 AM

People who reply with a quote when theres a photo in it. Once is enough thank you.

#914 johnaachen

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Posted 17 October 2007 - 09:53 AM

Wankers that dump you by text!

:(



Look I'm sorry...I just didn't think it was working out between us...it's me not you etc etc etc etc.... :P

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Posted 17 October 2007 - 08:31 PM

Waiting for a 16 hour flight that has been delayed by 2 hours. Refreshment vouchers are available :dry:

#916 jules_s

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Posted 17 October 2007 - 08:34 PM

People who reply with a quote when theres a photo in it. Once is enough thank you.


Following on...

The amount of bodged wrapped quotes on here recently :dry:

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Posted 17 October 2007 - 08:40 PM



People who reply with a quote when theres a photo in it. Once is enough thank you.


Following on...

The amount of bodged wrapped quotes on here recently :dry:


Edited by Shep, 17 October 2007 - 08:41 PM.


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Posted 17 October 2007 - 08:50 PM

E-mails with no subject line :beat:

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Posted 17 October 2007 - 09:00 PM

E-mails with no subject line :beat:


You have an e-mail system that allows blank subject lines???

Whats worse is people getting the subject line wrong....I get requests for information that are numbered, try looking back at them when the numbering goes out of sync :angry:

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Posted 17 October 2007 - 09:11 PM

Needin a fart on a packed holiday flight when the toilets occupied :tt: :o




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