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[ElizP987]

you have to lower the tone don't cha

[Yellow_or_black?]

GARGH - someone put mittens on my hands, I can't help myself much longer...

[danVXT]

Glad you used "boy" rather than "man"!

well you're still young aint ya

[ElizP987]

Glad you used "boy" rather than "man"!

well you're still young aint ya

on paper maybe

[johnaachen]

you have to lower the tone don't cha

Well if I hadnt someone else would have!

[jasvxt]

GARGH - someone put mittens on my hands, I can't help myself much longer...

No mittens available, go on then off you go

[Yellow_or_black?]

GARGH - someone put mittens on my hands, I can't help myself much longer...

No mittens available, go on then off you go

Can we have a 'Ranters Anonymous - no reply, this PM box is not manned' PM box please?

[jasvxt]

come on, you can do better

[jules_s]

#1. Old people that think they know everything #2. Old people that agree with #1 because #1 is 'old' and ergo 'must' know everything simply because they are old.

[Jimmo]

Making a wrong turn (in yer car), continuing down the wrong road to find the next turn-off to turn around and get back to where you were supposed to be only that a car follows you into the turn-off. So you continue down the turn-off road (another wrong road) and find another turn-off and the fecking same car follows you into that one too, aaaaargggh! for f*cks sake. So you find the next turn-off leading to a one way system followed by 4 sets of traffic lights and 2 roundabouts (also another wrong road) and you manage to loose the car yeeeeesss! So you attempt to execute a 360 turn (safely) and a NEW car is approaching on the other side of the road doing blo*dy 15mph. You sit for ages and it passes so you turn and move in behind it. You are now moving in the opposite direction (the correct direction, you think) to get back to where ye were about 12 hrs ago. Your new found road user/ friend (the new car) is in front and is now doing 10mph. Its dark, the small hours are approaching, the will to live is painfully extracted by the antics of the car in front. Only now ye can't remember how ye got here, where yer going, who you are and what year its is! blah blah blah F*cking blahdeblah. OMFG what a night

[Yellow_or_black?]

Making a wrong turn (in yer car)...Only now ye can't remember how ye got here, where yer going, who you are and what year its is! blah blah blah F*cking blahdeblah.

OMFG what a night

And pulling over and letting your stalker drive past so you could do a u-ey wasn't possible because...?

[Jimmo]

Making a wrong turn (in yer car)...Only now ye can't remember how ye got here, where yer going, who you are and what year its is! blah blah blah F*cking blahdeblah.

OMFG what a night

And pulling over and letting your stalker drive past so you could do a u-ey wasn't possible because...?

Because because because, Dennis Hopper told me if I slowed down the car would explode.

[Yellow_or_black?]

LMAO! Good come back...

Edited by Yellow_or_black?, 26 October 2007 - 12:45 PM.

[Jimmo]

LMAO! Good come back...

I apologise for my bad humour. BTW YoB what does LMAO mean! Been using forums for just over a year now and i'm trying to get down with the tinkernet speak

Still trying to work it out dohh! Nope i'm gonna have to post this


I'll think up my next while i'm waiting for the result

[Yellow_or_black?]

LMAO! Good come back...

I apologise for my bad humour. BTW YoB what does LMAO mean! Been using forums for just over a year now and i'm trying to get down with the tinkernet speak

Still trying to work it out dohh! Nope i'm gonna have to post this


I'll think up my next while i'm waiting for the result

LMAO = laughing my arse off. Your humour wasn't bad - it was superb. I genuinely snorted out loud when I read your last post (about Dennis Hopper).

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[Simply the Best]

... congestion charging ... call centres ... my boss ... are all issues getting on my tits. Oh and that blasted woman from the NSPCC who keeps ringing when I get in from work and eating my dinner demanding my money everyday ... then having to hear her sanctimonious drivel about how their cause is worthy of calling people up at any time of day no matter what their ciscumstances (would she like to be bothered at tea time??? or after a stressful day when one wants to just sit in the quiet hearing no frikking phones enjoying a cup of Earl Grey? ). No one interrupts my earl grey. She is breaching my civil liberty to a peaceful life and valuable chill out time when I get home. I give money to charity at work - I don't need to be badgered for it at home. Flipping heck, I have nothing left for me as it is! I can't even donate to my own charity - that's the feed me beer fund! If she makes me really lose my temper I will tell her not so poliely what I think next time. I can't fricking have kids for gods sake - totally irrelevant, but I don't like having child abuse thrown in my face. Yes it is sad, but so is gang war-fare; but no matter how many pound signs are thrown at it, it ain't gonna stop of really help. Diffusion of responsiblity. OK, I've said my piece. I feel better now. Oh, and don't flame me for that - I'm just mad at being called up when I'm ex-directory at inconvenient times. She has an annoying attitude ... just like me

[danyeates]

Fair enough! I think you have a valid point. We get people at work phoning for money for donkey charities FFS! Don't think anyone has ever rang my house phone. Anyone, I don't even know what the number is! It's just here for broadband. I hate the winter. The whole damn things. It's cold, dark, you have to drive home in the dark after work, I have to sit at my desk at work for hours doing nothing just waiting for someone to buy a RIB or sportsboat! At least we're allowed the odd beer when it's quiet Oh bring back summer.

[A2UL69]

People who abuse VXs, especially as I don't have one yet! Check out this, erm, "modded?" example.

Yuk

Can't decide if the pic of the rear or the pic of the dash plates gets on my tits the most!

[Yellow_or_black?]

Other than the style of the plates, I actually really like it. I think they have successfully managed to create a unique car, something a bit different, but in a very subtle, stylish, and understated way. I would want if it were a tubby, and not red...

[Spindoctor]

75,000 miles What's the badging on its nearside rear end and below the wingdicator? On topic: uninterrupted cloud cover, and people who fall asleep next to you on trains - especially if you're sitting by the window.

Edited by Spindoctor, 26 October 2007 - 09:21 PM.