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[Richy]

What pisses me off? Falling in love with your cleaner and havng to wait 1 week to see her again.............. where is the w4nk yourself silly smily?!?!?

One of my ex GF used to tell me about people like you - she was a nurse..

Your a sick man willow... a sick man!!

[Yellow_or_black?]

Paying ridiculous P&P charges, which turn out to be for a courier which delivers only between 9-5pm Monday to Friday (some of us have to work to pay for your stuff, you idiots...). Thus you have to drive to the middle of nowhere to collect your item yourself, when you just paid to have the godarn thing delivered...

Edited by Yellow_or_black?, 21 December 2007 - 11:37 PM.

[Lps]

Chrsitf*ckingmas! Bah humbug.

[V1CTX]

Liars! - What is the point? Does it make your dull boring life sound interesting?

Players - The ones that have to use internet profile websites to meet girls and try to play them all against each other - Obviously they can't pull in public Some people need to get out more.



Enough said. I'm off for a Crimbo

[Crimson_Killa]

Liars! - What is the point? Does it make your dull boring life sound interesting?

Players - The ones that have to use internet profile websites to meet girls and try to play them all against each other - Obviously they can't pull in public Some people need to get out more.



Enough said. I'm off for a Crimbo

Whats more anoying is the ones that do it on and off line playing both sets against each other ffs!

[Richy]

Is something going on with you two that we should know about

[TurboTomato]

Players - The ones that have to use internet profile websites to meet girls and try to play them all against each other - Obviously they can't pull in public Some people need to get out more.

Erm, in general girls are far worse than guys for doing that

[furby123]

Sex really gets on my tits - I hate it... Im off to lop my knob off!

[Guy009]

Liars! - What is the point? Does it make your dull boring life sound interesting?

Players - The ones that have to use internet profile websites to meet girls and try to play them all against each other - Obviously they can't pull in public Some people need to get out more.



Enough said. I'm off for a Crimbo

This is not specifically aimed at you victx but highlights something that really does make my butt itch;

Girls who have been at one time in the past, and will be at some time in the future, a normal down to earth real catch of a girl. But at the moment have been twisted by some bloke not worth a shite, wasting their life away worrying about who did/said what. Bent on revenge and completely oblivious to what they're worth, what is good for them and what they really want, or DON'T want from a man.

This period tends to be drawn out into a long stress of game playing, nobhead after nobhead. I see them all the time, girls arguing with their meathead boyfriends in the street. Girls in offices moaning about how their boyfriend just spends all his dole money on drugs or drink and treats them like sh*t. Girls going on and on like a broken record how 'surely he must see how great i am one day...' or 'he says he's learnt his lesson and will never cheat on me/hit me again'.

Ok, theres two sides to every story, and theres letting off steam, but...

Have some self respect, you're in control of your own lives, quit being fatalistic and make the change instead of waiting for someone to do it for you.

You might end up single and lonely for a period of time, but hey, if you're this lost maybe you could do with spending some time getting to know yourself before anyone else?

Random over.

[SAPD]

Having the car (not the VX) broken into within 20mins of moving into a new flat. Even though it was in the 'secure' underground carpark.
Then having to wait in the carpark for 4 hours until the girlfriend finished work. Then having the police put that aluminium powder sh*t all over the door frame. Then waiting around 2 hours for AutoGlass. Who then cancel the appointment anyway because their one single night-shift employee is ill, thus leaving me with a windowless car in Manchester city centre. That got on my tits.

BT. For trying to charge me £125 - that I haven't really got spare - to connect me to their poxy phone network (when all I want is Sky TV + broadband anyway). Not being able to get online for over a month has got on my tits. I'm only here now as we're visiting the GF's parents.

Oh, and whilst I'm posting here...

Toilets (usually in hotels and pretentious bars) that have bottles of both hand soap and moisturising lotion by the sink. I invariably choose the wrong one first and end up spending an age trying to wash off a load of flowery-smelling, greasy gunk. Right on my tits that one.

Thanks, I feel marginally better now.

Oh yeah, and all the applications on facebook. I use it to organise parties with my friends and to see if any of the girls with whom I went to school are now super fit. I certainly do NOT want to play poker or become a werewolf zombie, thanks all the same.

[Winstar]

BT. For trying to charge me £125 - that I haven't really got spare - to connect me to their poxy phone network (when all I want is Sky TV + broadband anyway). Not being able to get online for over a month has got on my tits. I'm only here now as we're visiting the GF's parents.

As I've said before in another thread, if you sign up to sky then phone to cancel 'as BT want £125 to conect the phone' sky will oftern pick up the costs jus to get their claws into you.

Edited by Winstar, 23 February 2008 - 11:20 AM.

[Jimmo]

I'm here to moan about a well known food chain shop no longer having a manned or womaned express (10 items or less) checkout, but having to stand behind 2 families putting the monthly shopping through the belt or waiting for pi**ed up chavs doing the new self scanning thing and f*cking it up! I put the bottle of juice, copy of mixmag and pack of sandwiches back on the shelf and walked out!! Ahh feel better now! This thread is good, means your nearest and dearest don't have to listen to your rants V1CTX's & Guy009's posts have got me thinking about something else closely related that has been happening to me and others recently. It eats at me a wee bit from time to time. Disclaimer:This is not a direct reference/agreement or flaming to either Guy009's or V1CTX's posts/situations. Ladies that time after time again pick the knucklehead/chav boyfriends, get p*sed about and when it all goes belly-up and its dating time again its such an easy descision for them to reject the advances of someone that IS genuine and worships the f*cking ground that they walk on.. The express checkout issue really rips my mitten though!

Edited by Jimmo, 23 February 2008 - 11:39 PM.

[james141]

Not sure if it has been mentiond but I cant be arsed to read 26 pages Bog trolls in the toilets of almost everywhere now that want you to give them a quid so they can sprey you with some cheap chav sh*t and hand you a bit of tissue!!! *freshen up for the ladyz* I have told many of them to "fcuk right off" over the years But some just wont take no for answer, and try to block your swift escape! The worst was in the airport in Kenya, the guy wouldnt actually let me leave until I had given him a shiny gold nugget!!! I didnt have any cash on me having just spent it all on duty free so I had to buy him off with ciggies! barstard! In all seriousness I recon that block probably ernt more than me!!

Edited by james141, 23 February 2008 - 11:52 PM.

[Winstar]

I'm here to moan about a well known food chain shop no longer having a manned or womaned express (10 items or less) checkout, but having to stand behind 2 families putting the monthly shopping through the belt or waiting for pi**ed up chavs doing the new self scanning thing and f*cking it up! I put the bottle of juice, copy of mixmag and pack of sandwiches back on the shelf and walked out!! Ahh feel better now!

I known what you mean.

On principal I won't use the self service checkouts until I get a discount for doing so, as it means there not paying someones wages so why should I pay the same for the serving myself?

[james141]

On principal I won't use the self service checkouts until I get a discount for doing so, as it means there not paying someones wages so why should I pay the same for the serving myself?

Fully agree!

They can be handy though until you get stuck behind some backwards numpty who shouldnt be allowed near anything that runs on electricty!

[SAPD]

stuck behind some backwards numpty who shouldnt be allowed near anything that runs on electricty!

Yeah, I usually nip through these self-serve jobbies when I'm in a city centre as the majority of people there seem to be able to grasp the idea of swiping their own goods. I did, however, make the fundamental error of joining the self-serve queue in the city outskirts Tesco in Carlisle on Friday night and stood watching, with mounting anger, the slack-jawed yokels taking 3mins to process each and every single item from their full-to-the brim, one-shop-a-year trolley.

And thanks for the BT tip, Winstar. We'll give that a crack this week

[davestarck]

Fog lights and the pr**ks that do not know how or when to use them correctly. Slightest sign of fog and on they come blinding you and making it difficult to see brake lights. Even worse when people use them when its raining, there called fog lights for a reason. Most of the time its some doughnut still doing 80mph. If you can do that speed its obviously not thick enough to justify your fog lights being on 'PRAT'. I thing fog lights should be linked to the throttle - lights on and the car does no more than 30mph!!! over. Dave

[james141]

Fog lights and the pr**ks that do not know how or when to use them correctly. Slightest sign of fog and on they come blinding you and making it difficult to see brake lights. Even worse when people use them when its raining, there called fog lights for a reason. Most of the time its some doughnut still doing 80mph. If you can do that speed its obviously not thick enough to justify your fog lights being on 'PRAT'.
I thing fog lights should be linked to the throttle - lights on and the car does no more than 30mph!!!

over. Dave

You forget the people that drive round with them on all the time!to and from work

I would say 1 in 10 to 1 in 15 cars I see on my way to work has them on, it drives me nuts

[Jimmo]

Fully agree with the above but there is a new trend which brings fog light misuse to even larger pi*s-taking levels. Driving about with only yer side lights on (no dips) together with fogs. WTF? ehhh!! W T F ??? This strange practice is normally undertaken by these twats in full/half daylight And its not reserved for the numpty boy racers, perfectly respectible grown-up types are at it as well. Its been one of these weekends, ripe for giving the "what gets on yer tits" thread a good thrashing. Can't wait to get back to my work tommorrow.

Edited by Jimmo, 24 February 2008 - 04:24 PM.

[Colv]

you also get them folks with one side/head light not working thinking that using their fog lights will somehow compensate and make everything alright How much does a bluddy bulb cost!!!! buy one an get on wi it! it's not difficult!!!!!! unless u drive some renaults an the whole god-damn bumper needs to come off

Edited by Colv, 24 February 2008 - 04:40 PM.