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#1041 Yellow_or_black?

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Posted 04 April 2008 - 05:37 PM

Libby from Neighbors


Oh my God, how annoying is she? There are just some people who I'd want to punch if I ever met them - she's one of them. There's some other girl in Neighbours who would be ahead of the queue though - the one on crutches. And those two Malteser ad bints - they drive me to utter distraction :9mm: And Carly in Eastenders. Both of the Tointon sisters. But ahead of them all, that girl in the Jaffa cakes ad - the one with the short blonde spikey hair - gnnrrrargh...

Was also amazed that 'he' sold out for such shite... :o Can't be that desperate for £££...

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Posted 04 April 2008 - 05:55 PM

Haven't read all of the thread, mostly because it's far too long - but my pet hates are People who walk along the street and text at the same time - invariably they slow down to an absolute crawl and block the way completely. They normally end up getting a glancing shoulder nudge when I can eventually get past :D People who wander up to train ticket barriers, stop and then fumble around for their ticket. It's not exactly a surprise that you are going to have to put it through the machine is it, so why don't they already have it out? Most annoying at rush hour. People who queue up in WH Smiths (usually women - sorry!) and only decide to delve into their bag and rummage around to try and find their purse when the till assistant tells them how much is due. As above, it's not exactly a surprise that you are going to have to pay is it? People who brake heavily when approaching a speed camera, even though they weren't anywhere near the speed limit anyway.

#1043 Yellow_or_black?

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Posted 04 April 2008 - 06:22 PM

Haven't read all of the thread, mostly because it's far too long - but my pet hates are
People who queue up in WH Smiths (usually women - sorry!) and only decide to delve into their bag and rummage around to try and find their purse when the till assistant tells them how much is due. As above, it's not exactly a surprise that you are going to have to pay is it?

I'll tell you why we do that. It's because we have to put the stuff we're buying down (on the counter), to be able to hold our bag with both hands/put it also on the counter, to be able to find our purse in the bag. It's impossible to hold the things you're buying, and your bag, and find your purse all at the same time :D

Edited by Yellow_or_black?, 04 April 2008 - 06:22 PM.


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Posted 04 April 2008 - 06:36 PM

Sorry YorB - I'm not having that! :P Half the women in that London walk round with those mahoosive bags the size of Canterbury that they wear over their shoulder, so they can quite easily hold their purchase in one hand and retrieve their purse with the other. And while I'm on a roll, another infuriating thing is also at WH Smith - queue up with a copy of Heat/Nuts etc and then pay on their feckin' debit card. It's a bloody quid FFS! You aren't Royalty - you can carry cash y'know :9mm:

Edited by pincher, 04 April 2008 - 06:37 PM.


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Posted 05 April 2008 - 12:08 PM

Newbies wanting work done for free.
Newbies posting a new thread for each tiny individual problem they encounter with their new VX without even attempting to investigate the problem themselves.
Newbies using text speak.
People who can't spell.
People who don't indicate. People from Sunderland do this a lot.
People who worry about the tiniest of things.
People who give you far too much information.
People who can't go 10 minutes without changing something you've said into a sexual innuendo. It's funny when you are 12, but not now. Please stop.
The IT crowd.
Anything on T4.
Builders who litter.
LOL.
Footballers.
People who don't wash their hands after going to the loo. I have made a list of people who do this at my work.
Girls. I've no idea how they work.
People who don't understand Alan Partridge.
John Motson.

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Posted 05 April 2008 - 01:14 PM

Newbies wanting work done for free.
Newbies posting a new thread for each tiny individual problem they encounter with their new VX without even attempting to investigate the problem themselves.
Newbies using text speak.
People who can't spell.
People who don't indicate. People from Sunderland do this a lot.
People who worry about the tiniest of things.
People who give you far too much information.
People who can't go 10 minutes without changing something you've said into a sexual innuendo. It's funny when you are 12, but not now. Please stop.
The IT crowd.
Anything on T4.
Builders who litter.
LOL.
Footballers.
People who don't wash their hands after going to the loo. I have made a list of people who do this at my work.
Girls. I've no idea how they work.
People who don't understand Alan Partridge.
John Motson.


I agree with almost all of the above, but the IT Crowd is mint!

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Posted 05 April 2008 - 01:21 PM

Libby from Neighbors


Oh my God, how annoying is she? There are just some people who I'd want to punch if I ever met them - she's one of them. There's some other girl in Neighbours who would be ahead of the queue though - the one on crutches. And those two Malteser ad bints - they drive me to utter distraction :9mm: And Carly in Eastenders. Both of the Tointon sisters. But ahead of them all, that girl in the Jaffa cakes ad - the one with the short blonde spikey hair - gnnrrrargh...

Was also amazed that 'he' sold out for such shite... :o Can't be that desperate for £££...



I remember years ago, I was probably 12 at the time, seeing Libby driving around on that ridiculous scooter. Even at that tender age I wanted to push the stuck up cow into Joe Mangles hedge.

My Family (the sitcom) - utter bollocks.

Accumulators - Iv just lost a fiver because liverpool drew with arse-nal.

This weather - its sunny one moment then pissing it down the next.

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Posted 05 April 2008 - 05:33 PM

I'm currently hating being let down. Should have gone for a bite to eat tonight with a nice (not quite so nice evidently) young gent I met last night - I told him what car to look out for and he changes his mind ?! Suddenly he is tired. Asks if he can reschedule until Monday but only on the condition I take my van!!! LMAO!!! How's about I give you my new number buster - 0121 GO DO ONE! No can do sonny jim - I simply don't want to!!! :beat: Besides - I love being ... difficult. :P Which results in me being bored. All the mates are out with their partners so I'm stuck being bored. I hate being bored!!! :angry: :lol:

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Posted 05 April 2008 - 06:02 PM

...Asks if he can reschedule until Monday but only on the condition I take my van!!! LMAO!!!


What a complete tw@. This did make me laugh though!

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Posted 05 April 2008 - 08:01 PM

Warm lager :(

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Posted 06 April 2008 - 08:31 AM

...Asks if he can reschedule until Monday but only on the condition I take my van!!! LMAO!!!


What a complete tw@. This did make me laugh though!


He's been shot out the sky in a blaze of Naamah style glory - just a quiet; thanks but no thanks.

Landed up in the local night club for all of about 2 hours after a quiet drink with an old git from work that was also bored.

I fkin' hate the local nigt club. That was boring too! Walked home stone cold sober and was tucked up in bed with a DVD at 0030!

:lol: :lol: :lol:

Didn't like the company in there either to be honest.

Didn't spend a penny - I liked that! :lol:

I will get my mitt and wash my car. That's something I do like! :lol:

Edited by namaah_220, 06 April 2008 - 08:31 AM.


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Posted 06 April 2008 - 06:05 PM

People who won't answer their phone when someone is trying to find out why they have received such a rude and unfounded text message!

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Posted 06 April 2008 - 06:19 PM

Didn't spend a penny - I liked that! :lol:


Honestly, completely misunderstood this comment and wondered for a minute why the feeling of a full bladder could bring any sorta enjoyment. Then the penny (another one) dropped. You meant literally that you did not spend a penny...... :lol: :wacko:

Anyway, my pet (geddit?) hate. Owners letting their dogs sh*t on the pavement. Dog shat right outside my house today. If I had seen the owner, I would have grabbed him/her by the throat and rubbed his/her fcuking nose in it. Then shot them.

Nothing worse than dog shite in the sole of yer trainers........

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Posted 06 April 2008 - 06:21 PM

People who won't answer their phone when someone is trying to find out why they have received such a rude and unfounded text message!


How did you upset her.......?

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Posted 06 April 2008 - 06:31 PM

.....Then the Penny (another one) dropped. You meant literally that you did not spend a Penny...... :lol: :wacko:

You talking about me... :lol:

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Posted 06 April 2008 - 06:54 PM

People who won't answer their phone when someone is trying to find out why they have received such a rude and unfounded text message!


How did you upset her.......?


I don't really know to be honest....I thought that we understood each other enough to take a joke....but clearly not!

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Posted 06 April 2008 - 08:23 PM

I thought that we understood each other enough to take a joke....but clearly not!


A man understanding a woman and vice versa?? Behave!!

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Posted 07 April 2008 - 08:48 PM

New laptops with one of these modern fandangled touch-pads. How the hell does one write without your palm sending the curser haywire and then engaging every link..has me in tears of frustration...i'v a hand like an arthritic saxophonist just trying to bridge the silly pad... ...give-up for now :rolleyes: :angry2: :sleepy:

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Posted 08 April 2008 - 07:14 AM

New laptops with one of these modern fandangled touch-pads. How the hell does one write without your palm sending the curser haywire and then engaging every link..has me in tears of frustration...i'v a hand like an arthritic saxophonist just trying to bridge the silly pad...

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iceman, don't get me started on this.... the amount of emails, data that has magically disappeared because of the tiniest waft over the touch-pad (which has days of not being sensitive to being ultra). Very :beat:

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Posted 08 April 2008 - 06:31 PM

New laptops with one of these modern fandangled touch-pads. How the hell does one write without your palm sending the curser haywire and then engaging every link..has me in tears of frustration...i'v a hand like an arthritic saxophonist just trying to bridge the silly pad...

:lol:
iceman, don't get me started on this.... the amount of emails, data that has magically disappeared because of the tiniest waft over the touch-pad (which has days of not being sensitive to being ultra). Very :beat:

Thank the lord for that Imnotworthy (sorry) I was beginning to think it was just me :lol:

Absolutely maddening isn't it. I, fortunately have rather large hands but still get terrible aches and pains trying to bridge the pad. My old laptop (god rest her soul/motherboard) was an IBM antique with a red knob/button to control the curser and i'd swap back in a heartbeat if i could thumbsup

I'm sure there is a solution somehow/somewhere and if i ever find it i'll be sure to let you know too Penny. :)




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