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#1061 SamVx

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Posted 08 April 2008 - 06:51 PM

I'm sure there is a solution somehow/somewhere and if i ever find it i'll be sure to let you know too Penny. :)


Control Panel -> Printers and Other Hardware -> Mouse

Then click on the 'Tapping' Tab at the top and check the box which says 'Tap off when Typing' thumbsup

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Posted 08 April 2008 - 07:17 PM

I'm sure there is a solution somehow/somewhere and if i ever find it i'll be sure to let you know too Penny. :)


Control Panel -> Printers and Other Hardware -> Mouse

Then click on the 'Tapping' Tab at the top and check the box which says 'Tap off when Typing' thumbsup

You know, just out of respect to you for taking the time and energy to reply and explain i'll give that a go but taking into consideration that i'm a complete and utter computor numptee i have little to no faith in me even finding said adjustment but i will try..Thank you dearly Sam :grouphug:

Ed add.. :lol: My stupidity knows no bounds..i amaze even myself sometimes (which is quite an achievement really, for i know what is/isn't going on in this head of mine) I have 'printers and faxes' and 'remove hardware' but they are the only two that come close..:lol:..Good try anyway Sam thumbsup

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Posted 08 April 2008 - 07:20 PM

I'm sure there is a solution somehow/somewhere and if i ever find it i'll be sure to let you know too Penny. :)


Get a bigger laptop :P

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Posted 08 April 2008 - 07:25 PM

I'm sure there is a solution somehow/somewhere and if i ever find it i'll be sure to let you know too Penny. :)


Get a bigger laptop :P

:lol: :lol: :lol: GLOL That'll do it Imnotworthy chinky chinky :P :D

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Posted 08 April 2008 - 07:26 PM

Icey - Try going control panel -> Mouse is that option available?

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Posted 08 April 2008 - 07:30 PM

....Oh yes, got mouse..opened it but looks abit scarey to me (this is where i disapear with a scuppered putor :blink: ) :lol: Ed add..I have 'buttons' 'pointer' 'pointer options' 'wheel' 'hardware' and 'devise settings'. One would have thought it would be found under 'wheel' but that just has how many lines to scoll per notch and an option to scroll one page. Having checked all the other 'buttons' pointer' ect options, nothing anywhere referes to 'tapping' anything on or off..no mention of 'tapping' anywhere or anything that looks like it should do the same..Oh well, you/we tried chinky chinky

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Posted 09 April 2008 - 01:37 AM

Another thing that gets on my nerves is how people/dog owners let their dogs urinate up against the stock i have on desplay outside my shop. It absolutely makes my blood boil as to how they can just stand there and watch 100's of £'s worth of domestic appliances being used as a toilet stop for their dogs..beggers belief in my eyes that anyone could in their remotest dreams imagine that this is acceptable behaveour. I'v yet to see an animal in the process and know that when i do and subsiquently have a word with the owner that that will be met with verbal abuse as if i'm doing something wrong :rolleyes:

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Posted 09 April 2008 - 11:38 AM

Another thing that gets on my nerves is how people/dog owners let their dogs urinate up against the stock i have on desplay outside my shop. It absolutely makes my blood boil as to how they can just stand there and watch 100's of £'s worth of domestic appliances being used as a toilet stop for their dogs..beggers belief in my eyes that anyone could in their remotest dreams imagine that this is acceptable behaveour. I'v yet to see an animal in the process and know that when i do and subsiquently have a word with the owner that that will be met with verbal abuse as if i'm doing something wrong :rolleyes:

Iceman, did you see the April Fools joke advert BMW ran in the newspapers?
You could do something similar.... :lol: (I like the smoke coming from the pooches ears).
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Posted 09 April 2008 - 12:43 PM

That's excellent Penny, given me a right chuckle!! :groupjump:

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Posted 10 April 2008 - 04:50 AM

Iceman, did you see the April Fools joke advert BMW ran in the newspapers?
You could do something similar.... :lol: (I like the smoke coming from the pooches ears).


:lol: :lol: Great! find Penny Imnotworthy ...'if only' springs to mind ;)

Must say i feel a little sorry for the poor pooch (re-those smoking ears) It's the owners that allow their canine friends to urinate on/against people's properties that i blame and whose ears i would like to see the smoke emerging from but then that would imply that i thought that they had brains in the first place to fry! (which is clearly not the case ;) )

I'm sure i won't be popular for amongst canine forum owners for saying this but alot of my present toilitory problems emerge from dog owners that live inner-city and whom have not the intelligence or physical apptitude to walk their dogs just that little bit further to find large enough green spaces to excersise/toilet their pets. Every city sign/lamp-post, rubbish bin and building's corners is stained and smelly from dog's urine. Every small grass patch is covered with fresh and rotting fetusses, so much so that come the council's time to send out their little grass cutting gangs on seated motorised cutters the city populas needs gas masks :sick: It's not nice and it's certainly is not hyginic. Pet owners (any pet) should be vetted and assesd as to their ability to act responcibly with said pet before they are allowed a lisence to own a pet, kinder on the poor animals whose paws never feel anything softer or more natural than tarmac benieth their paws and kinder of the population that have to weave through/smell their toilet thumbsup

Sorry for the early morning moan :rolleyes: Thanks for brightening the day by bringing a smile ' :D ' to my face Penny chinky chinky

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Posted 11 April 2008 - 02:58 PM

building inspectors......... thats all i'm saying.......

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Posted 11 April 2008 - 04:11 PM

F*cking pointless, f*cking expensive, f*cking hassle, f*cking HIP pack with f*cking VAT on top :angry: F*cking pointless labour government :angry:

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Posted 11 April 2008 - 05:10 PM

Removing all the rubbish from under the passenger seat and spending ages doing it because of THAT* bolt..... and then dropping your favourite CD underneath the next day! :angry2:

*Those who have taken their pax seat out will know all about that bolt...

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Posted 11 April 2008 - 05:59 PM

People that swear :angry2: It's not big or! clever thumbsdown

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Posted 11 April 2008 - 06:07 PM

People that swear :angry2: It's not big or! clever thumbsdown

Yeah well, we all release our emotions in our own way, don't we? You use every emoticon known to man; I (fake) swear ;)

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Posted 11 April 2008 - 06:11 PM

I met a Romanian lady today....she was selling the big issue :rolleyes:

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Posted 11 April 2008 - 07:53 PM

People that swear :angry2: It's not big or! clever thumbsdown

Yeah well, we all release our emotions in our own way, don't we? You use every emoticon known to man; I (fake) swear ;)

Respectfully and speaking only from my own (as it's all i have the right or knowlidge to) perspective 'Yellow_or_Black?' (and if it helps to show how my original statement was and is not a personal attack upon yourself, although your post did and does bring to the forefront a grievence i unashamidly hold, it has been proven to not be the forum's general consensus.) My over use of emotions (fake, playfull or otherwise) boarders on the annoying, your over use (fake, playfull or otherwise) of swearing boarders on the offensive. Granted they are both rungs on the same ladder but are not comparable as the latter imho features alot higher-up than the former. I'm not sure if the 'smilie flood filter' migrated with the server change but the swear filter certainly did..for one reason and one reason only...because it is offensive and/or unacceptable in it's uncensored form (fake, playfull or otherwise.)

I don't mean to come across as pias as i do, i just feel safe and secure enough here to share the madness that is me. It is certainly not my intent to stop you or anyone else doing or feeling the same and sincerley apologise if i cause offense in doing so.

For as equally as you share your bad language (fake, playfull or otherwise) i share my distain for it but it takes all to make a world and only one to make a lonely one...

..it's nice to share :grouphug:


Ps..Only one emotion/smilie, especially for you.

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Posted 11 April 2008 - 07:55 PM

swearing is great in context i get tourettes when i damage myself fixing things for instance....

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Posted 11 April 2008 - 09:19 PM

swearing is great in context

i get tourettes when i damage myself fixing things for instance....

Couldn't agree more our kid...gosh my car's inner atmosphere is bluer than the clearest, deepest most sensual of 'blue lagoons' when i come across some of the foolish and downright dangerous drivers one meets but that is in the 'context' of privacy. In my car, alone my tongue is bluer than all the poor sheep suffering put together but then should i be behind the wheel of a busfull of people butter wouldn't melt in my mouth...'time and place' i guess.

To verbally vent ones anger is theroputic and theroputically considerably better than the alternative of physically venting it, indeed it's only natural but so is going to the toilet (natural) and i certainly wouldn't do that in public either.

Sorry folks (embarrassed icey alert)..my views/standards/upbringing/whatever (which was far from convential) and not something i should (or indeed do) expect others to understand or live by (deja view :blush: )

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Posted 11 April 2008 - 09:29 PM

swearing is great in context

i get tourettes when i damage myself fixing things for instance....

Couldn't agree more our kid...gosh my car's inner atmosphere is bluer than the clearest, deepest most sensual of 'blue lagoons' when i come across some of the foolish and downright dangerous drivers one meets but that is in the 'context' of privacy. In my car, alone my tongue is bluer than all the poor sheep suffering put together but then should i be behind the wheel of a busfull of people butter wouldn't melt in my mouth...'time and place' i guess.

To verbally vent ones anger is theroputic and theroputically considerably better than the alternative of physically venting it, indeed it's only natural but so is going to the toilet (natural) and i certainly wouldn't do that in public either.

Sorry folks (embarrassed icey alert)..my views/standards/upbringing/whatever (which was far from convential) and not something i should (or indeed do) expect others to understand or live by (deja view :blush: )

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Hello Icey

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Hope all is well with you

We have missed you

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ETA....smilie change :)

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