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#1081 iceman

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Posted 11 April 2008 - 11:09 PM

swearing is great in context

i get tourettes when i damage myself fixing things for instance....

Couldn't agree more our kid...gosh my car's inner atmosphere is bluer than the clearest, deepest most sensual of 'blue lagoons' when i come across some of the foolish and downright dangerous drivers one meets but that is in the 'context' of privacy. In my car, alone my tongue is bluer than all the poor sheep suffering put together but then should i be behind the wheel of a busfull of people butter wouldn't melt in my mouth...'time and place' i guess.

To verbally vent ones anger is theroputic and theroputically considerably better than the alternative of physically venting it, indeed it's only natural but so is going to the toilet (natural) and i certainly wouldn't do that in public either.

Sorry folks (embarrassed icey alert)..my views/standards/upbringing/whatever (which was far from convential) and not something i should (or indeed do) expect others to understand or live by (deja view :blush: )

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Hello Icey

Nice to see you back!!!!

Hope all is well with you

We have missed you

This is Debs :D

ETA....smilie change :)


:D :D

Hello Debs...lovely to hear from you my friend :) (sorry you caught me in full moan swing.)

It's certainly nice to be back amongst friends :grouphug: Surprising how isolated one makes/allows/lets oneself to get, maybe more surprising is how this group/forum full of people, the majority of whom have never actually met eachother and probably never will, feel like long lost friends and family. I suppose it's an individual thing but being as socially inept as i am this place means all the more to me. thumbsup

Thank-You for asking chinky chinky , i am not too bad thank-you. Dealing with life in my own way (as i guess we all do) which i suspect would have a phychiatrist wringing their hands in glee, eyesfull of poundsigns at the thought of the days/weeks/years of theropy ahead that i need :rolleyes: but then who is to say what is normal or right, i always think that if it works for me and is hurting nowone else then that's my boat and i'm happily watertight and afloat in it. :)

It certainly warms the heart and soul to be missed, like having a home away from home i suppose. Which is saying alot really because my home is my santuary, it can feel like a closing-in walled prison on the bad days and the exact opposite on the good, in reality it's both sides of the same coin and life's richer for it.

Business is extremely demanding mentally and physically but on those good days it carries personal rewards far higher and more rewarding than any monitory gain (good thing really as things are very close to the nail/bone financially but experience has taught me that the year will eventually level itself out, just got to keep going. I'll certainly never be rich but then all i want/need is security.)

How have you been keeping? I hope that life is treating you well thumbsup

It's made my night to chat Debs Imnotworthy ..one day, when me/the time/ect is right i'm looking forward to making good that threat promise to get up your way to see you both (best leave moogie at home though as you, jules and i won't be able to even see eachother through the curtain of fur flying everywhere. I expect your two are more sociable than her as they are used to eachothers/another cats company but i know from concerned experience that moogie tries to kill every cat/dog/anything she comes in contact with, the year i mistakingly thought it was a good idea to take her with me to visit my mom and her dogs will stay with me forever...gosh she was a demon.) :rolleyes:



Nice to chat and i hope to do so again soon :grouphug:

...icey :)

Edited by iceman, 11 April 2008 - 11:33 PM.


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Posted 13 April 2008 - 09:38 AM

People that mean everything too you totally getting it wrong & hurting you/giving up on you :(

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Posted 13 April 2008 - 11:19 AM

Another thing that gets on my nerves is how people/dog owners let their dogs urinate up against the stock i have on desplay outside my shop. It absolutely makes my blood boil as to how they can just stand there and watch 100's of £'s worth of domestic appliances being used as a toilet stop for their dogs..beggers belief in my eyes that anyone could in their remotest dreams imagine that this is acceptable behaveour. I'v yet to see an animal in the process and know that when i do and subsiquently have a word with the owner that that will be met with verbal abuse as if i'm doing something wrong :rolleyes:


You shouldn't have to put up with that.

Get yourself some rubber gloves on, if the little pest does a number two pick it up with rubber glove on.

Approach the owner saying that he has dropped something and put it firmly in his hand with a strong double handed handshake.

If he hits you, call the plod and get him arrested for assault.... Dont hit him back!!!!!!!!!!

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Posted 13 April 2008 - 03:23 PM

Another thing that gets on my nerves is how people/dog owners let their dogs urinate up against the stock i have on desplay outside my shop. It absolutely makes my blood boil as to how they can just stand there and watch 100's of £'s worth of domestic appliances being used as a toilet stop for their dogs..beggers belief in my eyes that anyone could in their remotest dreams imagine that this is acceptable behaveour. I'v yet to see an animal in the process and know that when i do and subsiquently have a word with the owner that that will be met with verbal abuse as if i'm doing something wrong :rolleyes:


You shouldn't have to put up with that.

Get yourself some rubber gloves on, if the little pest does a number two pick it up with rubber glove on.

Approach the owner saying that he has dropped something and put it firmly in his hand with a strong double handed handshake.

If he hits you, call the plod and get him arrested for assault.... Dont hit him back!!!!!!!!!!

Good idea but alittle too forwardly agressive for me. I'll certainly be pointing out the error of their ways loud enough for the whole street of shoppers to hear but one has to remain somewhat calmer infront of the locals, even though they might agree totally with what you're doing and why, it will always be in the back of their minds not to buy from someone that deals with problems in such a pro-agressive manner, they after all may want/need to return with a problem and would be (understandably) alittle concerned to do so thumbsup

Best keep a cool head whilst boiling internally i think :)

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Posted 13 April 2008 - 09:02 PM

Women :lol:

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#1086 Yellow_or_black?

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Posted 24 April 2008 - 09:47 AM

Men on chat shows who claim they 'can't' work because their girlfriend/wife doesn't allow them due to the fact they don't trust them with other women :beat: :flame: Sort it ahht! Flood control on this site!

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Posted 24 April 2008 - 10:30 AM

Flood control on this site!


Not a problem when you're a mod :P

#1088 Yellow_or_black?

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Posted 26 April 2008 - 02:36 PM

Having to register on every shonky site, and then waiting for hours for an activation email :rolleyes:

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Posted 27 April 2008 - 08:38 PM

Manky fuel pump hoses :( Trying to use pump on opposite side of car using non-filling hand to keep hose above car. Uuuuoooccchhhttt!!!

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Posted 08 May 2008 - 08:08 AM

Motorway driving, loads of traffic. You presume there’s been an accident so wait patiently only to find there has indeed been an accident but on the other side of the carriageway! Late for work because every nosey doodah in the North East is busy rubbernecking. Does my tits right in! Also, for good measure... Hollyoaks Hollyoaks Hollyoaks Cants stands it I just cants stands it!!!

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Posted 08 May 2008 - 08:24 AM

Exotic animals kept as pets. Birds kept as pets. Always being late for everything. Ebay. FLOOD CONTROL (again)!

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Posted 08 May 2008 - 10:10 AM

Motorway driving, loads of traffic. You presume there’s been an accident so wait patiently only to find there has indeed been an accident but on the other side of the carriageway!

Late for work because every nosey doodah in the North East is busy rubbernecking. Does my tits right in!

Also, for good measure...

Hollyoaks

Hollyoaks

Hollyoaks

Cants stands it I just cants stands it!!!


Hollyoaks??? - watch with the sound off and just admire the lovely ladies - job done :)

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Posted 08 May 2008 - 11:11 AM

Hollyoaks is a crime against humanity! As is GMTV, Paul O'Gradey, and Jeremy Kyle! I feel I should mention The Great British Soap Awards here, however the whole thing seemed a bit of a laugh! Plus there was some stunning women there! Not that I watched any of it... :tumble: honest...

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Posted 14 May 2008 - 09:48 AM

Hollyoaks is a crime against humanity! As is GMTV, Paul O'Gradey, and Jeremy Kyle!

I feel I should mention The Great British Soap Awards here, however the whole thing seemed a bit of a laugh! Plus there was some stunning women there!

Not that I watched any of it... :tumble: honest...


NO WAY! hollyoaks rocks! Granted, it is 100% cheese, some very twisted story lines and there's no way that everyone in 1 village can be that pretty..... but there's nothing better for sunday morning hangovers. :drink: love it!

This week with it being so sunny, I am mostly hating people who think that when i take my roof off it is an open invitation to dump the contents of their pockets in my car. come on people!

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Posted 14 May 2008 - 09:58 AM

Colleagues that spend the whole day complaining!!

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Posted 14 May 2008 - 12:35 PM

Hollyoaks is a crime against humanity! As is GMTV, Paul O'Gradey, and Jeremy Kyle!

I feel I should mention The Great British Soap Awards here, however the whole thing seemed a bit of a laugh! Plus there was some stunning women there!

Not that I watched any of it... :tumble: honest...


NO WAY! hollyoaks rocks! Granted, it is 100% cheese, some very twisted story lines and there's no way that everyone in 1 village can be that pretty..... but there's nothing better for sunday morning hangovers. :drink: love it!

This week with it being so sunny, I am mostly hating people who think that when i take my roof off it is an open invitation to dump the contents of their pockets in my car. come on people!


I just cant watch it. Im not a huge theatre snob or anything, and not everything has to be Vertigo, but I just cant sit through that intro and watch human beings behaving in that manner.... and that guitar riff?!

Auditions for Hollyoaks;

Can you blue steel your way through a story line?
Can you wear a baggy t-shirt to portray an anorexic girl?
Can you wear thick framed glasses, then take them off and wave your hair around to depict a nerd turned model?

If yes, you have the job!

Sorry like :poke: :P

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Posted 14 May 2008 - 01:58 PM

I just cant watch it. Im not a huge theatre snob or anything, and not everything has to be Vertigo, but I just cant sit through that intro and watch human beings behaving in that manner.... and that guitar riff?!

Auditions for Hollyoaks;

Can you blue steel your way through a story line?
Can you wear a baggy t-shirt to portray an anorexic girl?
Can you wear thick framed glasses, then take them off and wave your hair around to depict a nerd turned model?

If yes, you have the job!

Sorry like :poke: :P

if that's all it takes i'll keep my eyes peeled for auditions! lol i'm kidding
each to their own, what's your hangover tv then?

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Posted 14 May 2008 - 02:00 PM

I just cant watch it. Im not a huge theatre snob or anything, and not everything has to be Vertigo, but I just cant sit through that intro and watch human beings behaving in that manner.... and that guitar riff?!

Auditions for Hollyoaks;

Can you blue steel your way through a story line?
Can you wear a baggy t-shirt to portray an anorexic girl?
Can you wear thick framed glasses, then take them off and wave your hair around to depict a nerd turned model?

If yes, you have the job!

Sorry like :poke: :P

if that's all it takes i'll keep my eyes peeled for auditions! lol i'm kidding
each to their own, what's your hangover tv then?


The Simpsons! Cant be beaten.

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Posted 14 May 2008 - 02:04 PM

The Simpsons! Cant be beaten.


aye ok, you can have that one ;)

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Posted 14 May 2008 - 05:16 PM

Why are all the women golfers on TV extremely good looking yet all the ones i see at british clubs are fat ugly old heffers... That fugging gets on my tits!. PS: does anyone know where Carin Koch or Cristie Kerr plays :wub: :P




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