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#1101 Richy

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Posted 14 May 2008 - 05:21 PM

Sunburn is another thing!! Ya think after owning a soft top car for the past 5yrs i would have learnt my lesson - but no two days of sunshine and i'm a dark, very redish brown that stings when touched.. what a numpty. :beat: I blame Maccas carbon footprint for more over sunned soreness!! :P

#1102 Yellow_or_black?

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Posted 14 May 2008 - 05:54 PM

Having my house on the market. The endless cleaning, and the constant having to pick up after yourself is sooooo tedious...

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Posted 22 May 2008 - 11:54 PM

Waiting for 1p change. :blush: Shop till person runs out of change, has to open new bag, drops something on the floor, presses the wrong button, has to take a phonecall blah blah blah and so on. Meanwhile me is standing there like a skinflint tight-ar*e waiting on my hard earned. :blush: Should I wait out of politeness or tell them its okay and go! They have went to so much trouble. Ohhhh the pain and the stress. :lol: :lol: :lol: :beat:

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Posted 23 May 2008 - 01:41 PM

Im sure this has been covered in this tread but i have only just found it! :closedeyes: The people that drive 40Mph everywhere! In town they are speeding and out of town they are in the way! Inclusive of this class of @rse holes are the people who i get stuck behind on the Balcome road every single day coming back from work! :angry2: They drive literally 20mph on a 60mph road and brake to basically stop on every bend even though any bend on that road is safe at 40+mph in a shed. The most annoying bit is that there is nowhere to overtake the buggers!

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Posted 23 May 2008 - 01:50 PM

Im sure this has been covered in this tread but i have only just found it! :closedeyes:

The people that drive 40Mph everywhere! In town they are speeding and out of town they are in the way!

Inclusive of this class of @rse holes are the people who i get stuck behind on the Balcome road every single day coming back from work! :angry2:
They drive literally 20mph on a 60mph road and brake to basically stop on every bend even though any bend on that road is safe at 40+mph in a shed. The most annoying bit is that there is nowhere to overtake the buggers!


Agree with that!

Quite a bit of my trip to work is long twisty B roads @ 60mph and you allways allways allways get stuck behind some idiot doing 20mph :beat:

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Posted 23 May 2008 - 02:02 PM

ok i havent read all the thread so it may have already been mentioned but...... i fcuking hate parking in carparks, when i do i take real care in picking the right space making sure it is wide and far away from the the store to try and avoid @rseholes parking next to you and swinging the door open with not a care in the world and let it bounce off the side of you car......aaaaaarrrrhhhhh w@nkers. Do they have no respect for other peoples property???????? i was at the fort shopping centre in brum the other day and had to roll my roof back and climb in cus some prat had parked so close i couldn't open my door aaaaaaaaaarrrrrrrrrrhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh rant

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Posted 23 May 2008 - 02:30 PM

ok i havent read all the thread so it may have already been mentioned but...... i fcuking hate parking in carparks, when i do i take real care in picking the right space making sure it is wide and far away from the the store to try and avoid @rseholes parking next to you and swinging the door open with not a care in the world and let it bounce off the side of you car......aaaaaarrrrhhhhh w@nkers.
Do they have no respect for other peoples property????????

i was at the fort shopping centre in brum the other day and had to roll my roof back and climb in cus some prat had parked so close i couldn't open my door

aaaaaaaaaarrrrrrrrrrhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh

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How much like James Bond do you feel when jumping in your car through the roof though?

I actually look forward to people parking too close, just for that moment you slump in the seat then hit the starter button in one fluid motion...

So long as no one see's you of course... :ninja:

#1108 RMC

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Posted 23 May 2008 - 02:44 PM

The thought of having to do my own washing, ironing and cooking.

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Posted 23 May 2008 - 02:49 PM

ok i havent read all the thread so it may have already been mentioned but...... i fcuking hate parking in carparks, when i do i take real care in picking the right space making sure it is wide and far away from the the store to try and avoid @rseholes parking next to you and swinging the door open with not a care in the world and let it bounce off the side of you car......aaaaaarrrrhhhhh w@nkers.
Do they have no respect for other peoples property????????

i was at the fort shopping centre in brum the other day and had to roll my roof back and climb in cus some prat had parked so close i couldn't open my door

aaaaaaaaaarrrrrrrrrrhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh

rant


How much like James Bond do you feel when jumping in your car through the roof though?

I actually look forward to people parking too close, just for that moment you slump in the seat then hit the starter button in one fluid motion...

So long as no one see's you of course... :ninja:



HAHAHA ok i feel a bit better about my rant now

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Posted 23 May 2008 - 04:34 PM

Being told by my F... g company I can't go on strike it's against the law (European) and the law upholds it. rant rant rant

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Posted 23 May 2008 - 05:06 PM

Dog owners who let their dogs sh*t on the pavement then leave it there to steam and get trodden on Drivers who don't indicate People who drop litter Callcentre "help"lines - aarrrggggggghhhhhhhh Credit Card companies who KEEP sending me credit card cheques. STOP IT - I DON'T WANT THEM!!! Sales calls every evening Micra drivers Paying almost as much to tax my VX as to insure it George Bush/the fultile wars in Eyeraq and Afghanistan Deisel going up everyday.....127.8, 127.9, 128, 128.1, 128.2, 128.3.....................etc, etbloodycetera Dustmen who leave a trail of refuse along the road (haven't they got eyes???) Potholes Argh, that's better........... :D

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Posted 13 June 2008 - 05:11 PM

Loud crisp eaters. It's just not cricket.

#1113 Baron Von Scubadaddy

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Posted 13 June 2008 - 05:20 PM

£2 coins slipping out of my pocket and under the bloody seats !!!!!

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Posted 13 June 2008 - 05:32 PM

Rattling f***ing undertrays... You tighten one bolt and another part rattles. Tighten that one and the inspection cover rattles grrrrrrrr Soon my whole car will have velcro to 'isolate' everything...

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Posted 13 June 2008 - 07:39 PM

1. Email slogan sign offs (normally a US affliction) e.g. Nothing was achieved without.....etc Or the person who always..... 2. And people that say "thanking you in advance" FFS if there is something less likely to inspire me to do something I have not discovered it yet. Speak fecking English. 3.And people that sit in the fast lane when the other two are free and then pull over - you think that they have finally looked in their mirrors. Until they pull in the other lane and then pull off at an exit. Sorry if those are repeats

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Posted 13 June 2008 - 07:45 PM

1. Email slogan sign offs (normally a US affliction)
e.g. Nothing was achieved without.....etc


Northumbria Police - Total Policing.

Whatever the fcuk that is.

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Posted 13 June 2008 - 10:54 PM

:rolleyes: same as the Tory slogan "Back to Basics" :D remember that cracker :lol:

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Posted 14 June 2008 - 11:33 AM

People who cover up their registrations when selling a car. Why?

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Posted 14 June 2008 - 11:54 AM

People that don't search.

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Posted 16 June 2008 - 07:09 AM

Tar and stones on my favourite driving roads (Surrey/Sussex). 65% fuel tax, £200 (soon to be £300 ?) road tax and this is what passes for resurfacing these days, Calm down, and breath ...




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