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[p4cks]

People who quote photos in their replies.

[Garry.L]

A sign I saw on a lorry trailer the other day.... "Caution-Live Fish In Transit" WTF am I supposed to do with this information?....

[Ash]

It's to make you aware that if you fail to brake when he brakes, you'll have a shark sat on your lap!! Some poeple!!!!

[m4t7y]

Talking about silly signs!!!



Took this on holiday on Motorway in America, YANKS?


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[willow]

YANKS?


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nope - thats a very good statement and id agree

[Yellow_or_black?]

The public school, stuck up, condescending blonde b*tch next-door-but-one*, who parked at the front of the VX just now right on top of it - in a space big enough for about three cars, and then proceeded to instruct me to move my car back to reduce the metre or so space between the VX and the car behind, because leaving such a big space 'made parking difficult'. And why do you think I leave spaces like that you self-absorbed Jemima? So I can get my car out when idiots like you in your Audi barge park right on top of me. And, you stupid air-head, what's to say the car behind me is anchored there all night?

Taking bets on whether I moved the VX or not

*And her equally stuck-up tw*t of a b/f who woke me up at 7.20am to collect a package for her, which had been left with me the day before (I came back late), and didn't even say sorry or thank you.

[I apologise for the crudeness and unladylikeness of this post, but these public school, arrogant, self-absorbed, stuck-up rahs who think they're so much better than everyone else and rule the world p*ss me right off )

Edited to add bleeps - thought they would be auto-added...

Edited by Yellow_or_black?, 26 June 2008 - 05:15 PM.

[Richy]

*And her equally stuck-up tw*t of a b/f who woke me up at 7.20am to collect a package for her, which had been left with me the day before (I came back late), and didn't even say sorry or thank you.

Well he sounds like a proper shirt lifting, pooh stabbing, cyfunrÿwiad!!


The diirty public school going batsards

edit - would help if i wrapped the quote doh!

Edited by Richy, 26 June 2008 - 05:50 PM.

[Richy]

Those people that stare in the rear view mirror and drive slower when the pull infront of you - they get on my tits

[boghouse]

The fact that Scally Teen Wan*ers where I live think they can speak to you like sh*t; abuse your property and generally be right cun*ing pains in the ass AND get away with it....We should have legalised scally hunting rights in Merseyside...Clear out the feral little fu*kers I say

[p4cks]

The general public.

[Yellow_or_black?]

The general public.

I'm fancying a tent on a Mongolian plain just about now. One with a car port.

[jasvxt]

The bloody weather is starting to pee me off, practically aquaplaned all the way home tonight

[Richy]

As many of you know i'm all for a good road race, but why do people expect you to race them on the motorway at rush hour - what a bunch of cocks.

I just had some tool in an Elise undertake a line of cars just to try and get infront of me [i was in the outside lane overtaking, doing around 70-75mph] once infront he [what sounded like] dropped down the box to third [@ around 80mph :rolleyes: ] and floored it upto well over a ton - again i wouldn't normally care but there was alot of traffic about

The funny thing is - i was pulling off at the next junction so it was all done in vain

Theres a time and a place for racing and 5:30pm on a busy road isn't one of them.

[Yellow_or_black?]

Ending up in tears at every bloody episode of 'Ghost Whisperer' My Manager

[Victor Xray]

I've been trying to avoid posting in this thread, but I think it could be a good way of letting off steam: Being handed your change with the coins on top of the receipt/notes - this is so annoying because you have the item(s) you bought in your other hand, and how the hell are you supposed to lift the coins off and put them in your pocket with one hand?! I prefer the rarely-seen technique of placing the coins in the customer's hand, and then handing the notes to be placed in the fingers. Sorry, but I've been pondering this one for ages...! The fact that it looks like being an unsettled summer, again! 2006 seemed so hot, with prolonged lperiods of sun. This year looks just like last. And finally......STILL not having the money to buy a VX despite years of loving them. That's it...for now.

[Yellow_or_black?]

Being handed your change with the coins on top of the receipt/notes - this is so annoying because you have the item(s) you bought in your other hand, and how the hell are you supposed to lift the coins off and put them in your pocket with one hand?! I prefer the rarely-seen technique of placing the coins in the customer's hand, and then handing the notes to be placed in the fingers. Sorry, but I've been pondering this one for ages...!

Has bugged me for ages. Worse when you get a layer of receipt, notes, coins. Even worse when the Assistant who created the mille feuille looks so proud of their neat creation, and drops the coins on top of the notes in that self-satisfied way. I am so grateful to Assistants who engage brain and hand you receipt, then coins, then notes. Worse for women, because you have to try and put the coins in the coin part of your purse, the notes (facing forward, right way up) in the notes part of your purse, and the receipt - well, who cares where you stuff that. All whilst some impatient bloke is tutting behind you, except you can't pick your handbag and bag of new stuff up to move out of the way, because your hands are full of receipt, notes, coins!

You don't have a VX? I didn't know that!

[Yellow_or_black?]

Having 23 watchers of an item on ebay, and no-one bidding with 6 minutes left to go...So it'll only go up by a couple of pounds as someone else bids in the last 10 seconds or something

Edited by Yellow_or_black?, 09 July 2008 - 10:29 PM.

[m4t7y]

my f'ing laptop annoys me regularly!!! i am writing this on my ps3 and its a pain in the arse! i need a keyboard and mouse now because what i did to my laptop has sent it to laptop heaven. it is insured though. it accidentally fell down the stairs ha

[Yellow_or_black?]

I'm considering mine accidentally taking a tumble - can't stand the thing

[Victor Xray]

Being handed your change with the coins on top of the receipt/notes - this is so annoying because you have the item(s) you bought in your other hand, and how the hell are you supposed to lift the coins off and put them in your pocket with one hand?! I prefer the rarely-seen technique of placing the coins in the customer's hand, and then handing the notes to be placed in the fingers. Sorry, but I've been pondering this one for ages...!

Has bugged me for ages. Worse when you get a layer of receipt, notes, coins. Even worse when the Assistant who created the mille feuille looks so proud of their neat creation, and drops the coins on top of the notes in that self-satisfied way. I am so grateful to Assistants who engage brain and hand you receipt, then coins, then notes. Worse for women, because you have to try and put the coins in the coin part of your purse, the notes (facing forward, right way up) in the notes part of your purse, and the receipt - well, who cares where you stuff that. All whilst some impatient bloke is tutting behind you, except you can't pick your handbag and bag of new stuff up to move out of the way, because your hands are full of receipt, notes, coins!

You don't have a VX? I didn't know that!

I am so glad that you agree! I thought I was the only one to think this! It's been getting on my wick for ages! Good point about the Assistant's who often look proud of what they've done! I am ALWAYS polite and smile when buying stuff, and they still tuck me up with this almost every time!

And nope, no VX! I fell in love with them when I worked at a Vauxhall dealer five years ago, but since the marraige/step-kids/seperation/divorce have stopped me buying one.