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#1141 Yellow_or_black?

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Posted 09 July 2008 - 10:58 PM

Actually that's another thing that drives me mad - assistants who totally ignore you when you say hello. it's usually people at Tesco Metros or the ones in petrol stations. Sooo rude. Glad you frequent here even if you don't have a VX :) Talking of which - haven't seen A2UL for ages - miss him. PM'd him to see if he is ok, but haven't hear back :( Oh yes, box full - damn...

#1142 Victor Xray

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Posted 09 July 2008 - 11:07 PM

Thanks, I've enjoyed being on here for ages. Haven't posted nearly enough though. 340-odd in four years. However, you have been on here for under one year, and have posted over 3,000?!?!?!?!?! Well done!!

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Posted 09 July 2008 - 11:11 PM

Cycling into work and trying to overtake other cyclists who are incapable of pointing their boneshaking green-machines in a straight line!! :9mm: :angry2: I'm convinced about 99% of these tree-hugging dogooders don't hold any sort of drivers license or have even looked at a highway code. :( :o Its not the cars I need to look out for in the mornings, its the other cyclists. :blink: Aaaannd thats better! :lol: :sleepy:

Edited by Jimmo, 09 July 2008 - 11:12 PM.


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Posted 10 July 2008 - 12:30 PM

I've been trying to avoid posting in this thread, but I think it could be a good way of letting off steam:

Being handed your change with the coins on top of the receipt/notes - this is so annoying because you have the item(s) you bought in your other hand, and how the hell are you supposed to lift the coins off and put them in your pocket with one hand?! I prefer the rarely-seen technique of placing the coins in the customer's hand, and then handing the notes to be placed in the fingers. Sorry, but I've been pondering this one for ages...!


Nah, I disagree - better that than coins then notes... since what happens there (especially when your hands are full) is they just casually drop the notes on top, then they float to the floor, and you have to bend to pick them up, which is difficult since you have one hand full of change and another with a bag of shopping :wacko: Makes you pleased you have a full pair of hands at your disposal!

What irks me is when they (usually fast food and takeaway joints, less so supermarket trolls) ring up the amount due then immediately stick their hand out and leave it there as if you are taking all day to pay them. Just f***ing wait for the customer to give you the money, impatient ectoplasm!!! :angry2: And relax :D

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Posted 10 July 2008 - 02:28 PM

Going into a pub, paying for a nice cold bottle of beer and finding that its lukewarm.

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Posted 10 July 2008 - 02:39 PM

My face looking like it has gone a few rounds with Mike Tyson after passing out at the dentists and destroying their waiting room table :blush:

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Posted 10 July 2008 - 05:02 PM

may have already been mentioned, i cant be the only 1? paying for something by placing the money in the cashiers hand and them (mostly petrol stations and corner shops) putting all your change on the counter so you have to scoop it up! and no thankyou come again's??? p's me off

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Posted 13 July 2008 - 08:17 PM

Sunday drivers :angry: Motorcyclists who won't go to the side of the road for you to overtake :angry: I always do that for motorcycles - never get it returned. I got stuck doing 45 mph behind two, for miles on a prime piece of A road. They were behind each other - one was in the middle of the road, and the other right over next to the white line :blink:

Edited by Yellow_or_black?, 13 July 2008 - 08:17 PM.


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Posted 14 July 2008 - 02:28 AM

young bl**dy girls who twatt car and dont live details :angry2:

Edited by crazyfrog, 14 July 2008 - 02:29 AM.


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Posted 14 July 2008 - 05:36 AM

GORDON BROWN!!

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Posted 15 July 2008 - 08:49 PM

45 litres of Diesel costing me over £60 this evening!!

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Posted 15 July 2008 - 08:58 PM

Carling 'Extra-Cold' served in a warm glass straight out of the glasswasher. If I wanted just a luke warm Carling, I'd have went and got a can from the shelf of the offy. Tossers. Cyclists who don't use the brand new, totally empty cycle lane that the council has paid £x million putting in for their benefit. This only seems to be those lycra-clad bellends with those road bikes with the skinny wheels. People who talk sheight to you even when you make it plainly obvious you are not interested/feel uncomfortable with what they are saying.

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Posted 15 July 2008 - 09:02 PM

royal mail


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Posted 15 July 2008 - 10:02 PM

Cold beer in a warm glass Hayfever Ecuadorians Creaky furniture Listing on EBay Pretentious people Coffee having no effect on me anymore Footballers Call Centres in no particular order ;)

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Posted 15 July 2008 - 10:06 PM

royal mail

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Posted 16 July 2008 - 06:43 AM

royal mail

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three time i've paid for your parcel and three time is coming back with adressee has gone away do you live in your vx :o mat7y
plus the bunch of **** cant even reply to a email :huh: :angry2:
so still angry with royal mail and the girl who tawtted my vx ......

Edited by crazyfrog, 16 July 2008 - 06:44 AM.


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Posted 16 July 2008 - 07:59 AM

Cyclists who don't use the brand new, totally empty cycle lane that the council has paid £x million putting in for their benefit. This only seems to be those lycra-clad bellends with those road bikes with the skinny wheels.

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Really P155es me off!!!

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Posted 16 July 2008 - 10:21 AM

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the royal mail and you matt you drive me nuts :lol: for having two girlfriend
now three time i am sending you parts and your girlfriend saying you dont live there

Edited by crazyfrog, 16 July 2008 - 10:22 AM.


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Posted 16 July 2008 - 11:25 AM

royal mail

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the royal mail and you matt you drive me nuts :lol: for having two girlfriend
now three time i am sending you parts and your girlfriend saying you dont live there


Isnt the G/F. she is at work when the post man gets here. She leaves at around 8:30 and posty doesnt get here until 10:30 earliest.
I can only dream of having 2 G/F's

This is as annoying for me as it is you. I am not receiving any mail, thanks to the daft posty. Apparently it is her that is returning it for me???

Edited by m4t7y, 16 July 2008 - 11:27 AM.


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Posted 16 July 2008 - 11:32 AM

Today it's having to get up and come into work. :sleepy:




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