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Started by willow , Jul 05 2005 12:46 PM

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#101 jules_s

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Posted 11 July 2005 - 12:28 PM

wankers at roundabouts that never learnt the fcuking highway code

This counts double if you are a road white lining technician/designer :angry:

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Posted 11 July 2005 - 12:30 PM

Suppliers that give you 30 days and then don't deliver on time or deliver something that doesn't work

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Posted 11 July 2005 - 12:36 PM

customers that want a change at the last minute..then don't want to pay for it

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Posted 11 July 2005 - 12:41 PM

Suppliers that never listen to the customer and give them what they think they should want not what they asked for

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Posted 11 July 2005 - 12:51 PM

Suppliers that never listen to the customer and give them what they think they should want not what they asked for

I am sure thats what it says to do in the Consultants handbook, is that wrong ?am I supposed to listen to the customer?

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Posted 11 July 2005 - 12:55 PM

*pats 30 day invoices* *laughs uncontrollably*

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Posted 11 July 2005 - 12:57 PM

*looks at profit margin* *smiles knowingly*

Edited by Bletch, 11 July 2005 - 12:58 PM.

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Posted 11 July 2005 - 02:55 PM

fcuking Corsa courtesy cars that assume that I want to listen to wanky radio 1 whenever I turn the ignition on :angry: :9mm:

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Posted 11 July 2005 - 02:58 PM

fcuking Corsa courtesy cars

*pats Meriva*

Which has a stonking sound system and more cup holders than you can shake a stick at thumbsup

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Posted 11 July 2005 - 03:00 PM

Washing cars. Did it at the weekend and I remembered why I never do it.

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Posted 11 July 2005 - 03:02 PM

Washing cars. Did it at the weekend and I remembered why I never do it.

Surely thats a job for the apprentice/trainee? :rolleyes:

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Posted 11 July 2005 - 05:07 PM

People who dont wash their own cars ;) :P

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Posted 11 July 2005 - 05:14 PM

I cant believe that midlle lane drivers have escaped without a mention! My personal rage inducer. If I thought the goverment could do it sensible without making the main aim money grabbing I would be all for compulsory lessons/retests every few years

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Posted 11 July 2005 - 06:55 PM

fcuking Corsa courtesy cars

*pats Meriva*

Which has a stonking sound system and more cup holders than you can shake a stick at thumbsup

I left all my CDs in the turbot :rolleyes:

Wanky little 'Twinport' (wtf does that mean??) doesn't play mp3s anyway

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Posted 11 July 2005 - 07:49 PM

word association, and all those that sail in it* * you knew I was going to say that sooner or later :rolleyes:

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Posted 11 July 2005 - 08:12 PM

.......not having a VX!

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Posted 11 July 2005 - 08:48 PM

People who say tuna-fish.

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Posted 11 July 2005 - 08:53 PM

People who berate me for saying tuna-fish :9mm:

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Posted 11 July 2005 - 08:57 PM

errr. so is it supposed to be tuna meat? :unsure:

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Posted 11 July 2005 - 08:57 PM

People who berate me for saying TVR :9mm:

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