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[LY_Scott]

women and their bloody arsey difficult ways! aaaaaaaaaarrrrrrrrrrrrrrggggggggggggghhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh hhhhh! vent! arrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrgggggggggggggggghhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh! I thankyou scott.

[simonlpearce]

mmmmmmmmmm chocolate spread

[Yellow_or_black?]

Lotus owners in the SW Today's Elise driver was the latest in a long line who stuck his nose in the air and blanked me when I flashed my lights. However, that was soon cancelled out and more when the most gorgeous guy in a white van pulled alongside me on the M4, honked his horn, and waved whilst giving me a massive smile; and flashed his hazards when I got off at the next exit I genuinely had butterflies, and the biggest grin slapped across my face all the way home.

When you pull out into a lane, leaving plenty of room between you and the car behind, but the car behind slams his foot on the gas to land on your arse - and then flashes you

[Jimmo]

Went to buy some boxers, picked up the packet and what do I find?, some c*nts used, skid-marked scants in them!!! clatty ba**ards!! Luckily I didn't go home with them, the horrific discovery took place before gettin to the till. I've seen it all now, Truly awful, why did I even share this with you? Sense of humour did return later though! He couldn't handle it and had to leave!! WGOYT thread to the rescue again!!

[markiii]

cyclists who feel it's tehir god goven right to ride 3 abreast down a country lane at 10 miles an hour oblivious to a cue of traffic 2 miles long behind them inconsiderate c**ts

Edited by markiii, 02 August 2008 - 07:23 PM.

[Jimmo]

cyclists who feel it's tehir god goven right to ride 3 abreast down a country lane at 10 miles an hour oblivious to a cue of traffic 2 miles long behind them

inconsiderate c**ts

Ye I was wondering about this 2/3 side by side bull-sh*t. Does the highway code tell these people to do it or have they been told to do it by some safety Guru. My mind-set (when i'm on my bike and/or with others) is keep as far in as I can and stay in single file in order that Motorists can get past.

Am I ignorant and missed something important/ obvious or are these people just collectiively selfish and stupid as I see it all the time.

Ooft i'm in my element tonight! EDIT ehh! this morning

Goes to look at cyclist proficiency/highway code stuff.

Edited by Jimmo, 02 August 2008 - 11:53 PM.

[markiii]

since they all take it so seriously they now think they are in teh tour de france I suspect it's because tehy see teh pros doing it fortunately the Miltek has a lovely bang, and just happened to do one as I went past

[jazzyjeff]

cyclists who feel it's tehir god goven right to ride 3 abreast down a country lane at 10 miles an hour oblivious to a cue of traffic 2 miles long behind them

inconsiderate c**ts

Ye I was wondering about this 2/3 side by side bull-sh*t. Does the highway code tell these people to do it or have they been told to do it by some safety Guru. My mind-set (when i'm on my bike and/or with others) is keep as far in as I can and stay in single file in order that Motorists can get past.

Am I ignorant and missed something important/ obvious or are these people just collectiively selfish and stupid as I see it all the time.

Ooft i'm in my element tonight! EDIT ehh! this morning

Goes to look at cyclist proficiency/highway code stuff.

AFAIK the rules state that cyclists are allowed 2-abreast when safe to do so but should be mindful of other road users...

Next time just pretend to run down the cwnts and they'll soon get out of your way (preferably do this next to a conveniently large ditch or stream so you can watch them fall into it...)

JJ

[willow]

getting caught up in a "grease" style summer loving saga with a girl from Australia who has a long term boyfriend........ that really gets on my tits.... hypothetically speaking...

[p4cks]

Inept newbies with a fobia of reading the stickies.

[AliM]

Inept newbies with a fobia of reading the stickies.

I love the special link for them in your sig, made me laugh

[Victor Xray]

[quote name='Yellow_or_black?' date='Jul 28 2008, 18:59 ' post='759970']
However, that was soon cancelled out and more when the most gorgeous guy in a white van pulled alongside me on the M4, honked his horn, and waved whilst giving me a massive smile; and flashed his hazards when I got off at the next exit I genuinely had butterflies, and the biggest grin slapped across my face all the way home.

Do you ladies actually like it when a man does this then? I suppose it depends if they are goo dlooking.

[jazzyjeff]

getting caught up in a "grease" style summer loving saga with a girl from Australia who has a long term boyfriend........ that really gets on my tits.... hypothetically speaking...

One would hope it was the other way around (hypothetically or otherwise) !?

JJ

[Cashy]

This may already be on here but 60 pages is too much to read going work in 30mins. It just happened to me now. Went to fill her up at the peccy station and the car in front doesnt drive to the furthest pump it just stops at the nearest one meaning the furthest one is blocked and im stuck queing behind her. The stupid bint gets out like she used up her daily amount of brain cell(s) applying the layers off war paint (make up) on her face. I gave her a bit off a look and a sort of move forward wave and she just shrugged her shoulders. Resisting the urge to call her all the names under the sun and lower myself to her standard I thought I'll show her. Reversed out the petrol station drove round the other side and reversed into the pump in front of her. By then she was paying so I took my time filling up and then had a browse of the car mags and pondered over what drink to buy. As im walking out she was waiting in her car with a car behind her and me in front holding her up. I just shrugged my shoulders as I gently strolled back to my car started removing the roof and putting it in the boot and then driving off. It was quite a childish reaction but served its purpose hopefully next time she will go to the right pump.

[ChrisO]

Inept newbies with a fobia of reading the stickies.

P4cks is out in force today like.

[AliM]

the most gorgeous guy in a white van pulled alongside me on the M4, honked his horn, and waved whilst giving me a massive smile; and flashed his hazards when I got off at the next exit I genuinely had butterflies, and the biggest grin slapped across my face all the way home.

Do you ladies actually like it when a man does this then? I suppose it depends if they are goo dlooking.

Yes this we like.


Hanging out the window shouting "show us yer tits love"...not so much.

Edited by AliM, 07 August 2008 - 11:52 AM.

[ChrisO]

This may already be on here but 60 pages is too much to read going work in 30mins. It just happened to me now. Went to fill her up at the peccy station and the car in front doesnt drive to the furthest pump it just stops at the nearest one meaning the furthest one is blocked and im stuck queing behind her. The stupid bint gets out like she used up her daily amount of brain cell(s) applying the layers off war paint (make up) on her face. I gave her a bit off a look and a sort of move forward wave and she just shrugged her shoulders. Resisting the urge to call her all the names under the sun and lower myself to her standard I thought I'll show her. Reversed out the petrol station drove round the other side and reversed into the pump in front of her. By then she was paying so I took my time filling up and then had a browse of the car mags and pondered over what drink to buy. As im walking out she was waiting in her car with a car behind her and me in front holding her up. I just shrugged my shoulders as I gently strolled back to my car started removing the roof and putting it in the boot and then driving off. It was quite a childish reaction but served its purpose hopefully next time she will go to the right pump.

Hahahahaha! Good lad!

The ignorance of some people on our roads riles me something rotten.

[slindborg]

Do you ladies actually like it when a man does this then? I suppose it depends if they are goo dlooking.

Yes this we like.


Hanging out the window shouting "show us yer tits love"...not so much.

well..... I'm waiting

[AliM]

well..... I'm waiting

For what?

[Richy]

This may already be on here but 60 pages is too much to read going work in 30mins. It just happened to me now. Went to fill her up at the peccy station and the car in front doesnt drive to the furthest pump it just stops at the nearest one meaning the furthest one is blocked and im stuck queing behind her. The stupid bint gets out like she used up her daily amount of brain cell(s) applying the layers off war paint (make up) on her face. I gave her a bit off a look and a sort of move forward wave and she just shrugged her shoulders. Resisting the urge to call her all the names under the sun and lower myself to her standard I thought I'll show her. Reversed out the petrol station drove round the other side and reversed into the pump in front of her. By then she was paying so I took my time filling up and then had a browse of the car mags and pondered over what drink to buy. As im walking out she was waiting in her car with a car behind her and me in front holding her up. I just shrugged my shoulders as I gently strolled back to my car started removing the roof and putting it in the boot and then driving off. It was quite a childish reaction but served its purpose hopefully next time she will go to the right pump.

Hahahahaha! Good lad!

The ignorance of some people on our roads riles me something rotten.

LoL - reminds me of a time when i stopped at the first pump [for good reason] and instantly got verbally abused - there was this total roid head in a chavved up A4 audi beeping and ranting telling me to pull forward, i just shrugged my shoulders and smirked, he then went on to call me every 'bad' four letter word under the sun before reversing out the petrol station driving round the other side, just like you did Cashy, before having to reverse back into the pumps in front of me - only to find them closed for repair.

que laughter from me and my mate.. He was soo pissed he got in his car and drove off.

If he hadn't of been such a mouthy twat i would have told him the were shut, but i didn't have the heart too