colleagues unable to make barn door decisions and buggering off leaving someone(me) to clear up their ineptitude and frankly crap care.
And they get paid the same doing half the work!
What Gets On Your Tits?
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willow
, Jul 05 2005 12:46 PM
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Oh and now electric guitars and lots of noise
Posted 13 August 2008 - 04:06 PM
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Posted 13 August 2008 - 04:09 PM
Ski lift queues and the inability of most people to actually queue in them despite having the manoeuvrability and elegance of a drunken duck!
Plank of wood again please.
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Posted 13 August 2008 - 04:11 PM
And one for Elaine I think:
The fact a guy who breaks his leg while playing football aged 18 gets £4.5m compensation (despite knowing it could happen) while a soldier gets....................?
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Posted 13 August 2008 - 04:15 PM
And one for Elaine I think:
The fact a guy who breaks his leg while playing football aged 18 gets £4.5m compensation (despite knowing it could happen) while a soldier gets....................?
quite
it would be worth breaking your leg
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Posted 13 August 2008 - 04:35 PM
What gets on my (virtual) tits is the concept of a 5 day work week attached to a 2 day weekend. What type of an a$$ would devise such a living schedule? It plain topsy-turvy!
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Posted 13 August 2008 - 05:40 PM
What gets on my (virtual) tits is the concept of a 5 day work week attached to a 2 day weekend. What type of an a$$ would devise such a living schedule? It plain topsy-turvy!
x a gazillion - I have thought that often. How did that ever strike anyone as a good idea?Buying a doughnut, thinking it's jam, and it's just turned out to be custard
The fact that the long evenings have gone by entirely unnoticed, since it's constantly dark and grey and akin to November; and soon it'll be pitch black at 4pm. I haaaate the short days
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Posted 13 August 2008 - 07:11 PM
Buying a doughnut, thinking it's jam, and it's just turned out to be custard
mmm custard doughnuts
I hate it when you eat a custard slice and all the custard falls out the side.
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Posted 13 August 2008 - 09:45 PM
Read "The Seven Day Weekend" by Ricardo Selmer...I want to work for that guy!What gets on my (virtual) tits is the concept of a 5 day work week attached to a 2 day weekend. What type of an a$$ would devise such a living schedule? It plain topsy-turvy!
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Posted 13 August 2008 - 09:54 PM
Middle lane drivers!!! F'ing move over. 
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Posted 13 August 2008 - 10:05 PM
One for p4cks: people who say 'I've searched but...' when they clearly haven't. It seems to have become a new mantra...
Edited by Yellow_or_black?, 13 August 2008 - 10:05 PM.
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Posted 13 August 2008 - 10:26 PM
Hair grows on my man boobs 
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Posted 13 August 2008 - 10:34 PM
One for p4cks: people who say 'I've searched but...' when they clearly haven't. It seems to have become a new mantra...
sorry my apologies
Edited by m4t7y, 13 August 2008 - 10:35 PM.
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Posted 13 August 2008 - 10:35 PM
Eh?Never claimed to have....
One for p4cks: people who say 'I've searched but...' when they clearly haven't. It seems to have become a new mantra...
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Posted 13 August 2008 - 10:35 PM
Middle lane drivers!!! F'ing move over.
Oh don't! Please don't get me going on this one!
I know it has been said over & over again......................................................BUT!!!!!!!!!
I had to encounter the most frustrating drive ever at the weekend
due to idiots that are incapable of pulling over when there is lots of room, 2 other lanes free & a bloody sexy car behind waiting to get over 60 in the 3rd lane
Edited by amanda, 13 August 2008 - 10:51 PM.
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Posted 14 August 2008 - 08:23 AM
And one for Elaine I think:
The fact a guy who breaks his leg while playing football aged 18 gets £4.5m compensation (despite knowing it could happen) while a soldier gets....................?
No so much the footballer, but a civil service women who stapled her hand got 500k, WTF!!!
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Posted 14 August 2008 - 10:14 AM
Read "The Seven Day Weekend" by Ricardo Selmer...I want to work for that guy!What gets on my (virtual) tits is the concept of a 5 day work week attached to a 2 day weekend. What type of an a$$ would devise such a living schedule? It plain topsy-turvy!
Interesting! Thanks for the pointer Pete.
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Posted 15 August 2008 - 09:48 PM
Those freaky, and sometimes perverse, Nutragrain adverts.
The obsession with not going off-topic, and it being pointed out if you do.
Use of the following phrases:
- the mrs
- the other half
- the better half
- the/my old man
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Posted 15 August 2008 - 09:57 PM
I would like to suggest the doodah that tried to break into our house yesterday/last night.
Thanks a bunch whoever you are....your screwdriver obvously wasn't 'man' enough to break the windows/doors...next time you try it I hope you make enough noise for us to discuss the two days leave we took and the hassle of having the BIB around all day finger printing US to remove us from their enquiries.
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Posted 15 August 2008 - 10:11 PM
What happened? In my last flat in London, I caught someone trying to break in (I was in on my own). Made a lasting impact, I can tell you...
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Posted 15 August 2008 - 10:30 PM
Three times in the last two years now we have had attemped break ins.....
First time Debs found somebody climbing through the kitchen window
Second time somebody was noticed loitering in our garden (which is closed on all sides) cue the 'bobbie' van making the house resemble fort knox.
Yesterday some doodah/fool decides to break in with a screw driver (read that as a nut to break a sledgehammer)
I'm a tad fed up now....junkie fcuktards after another fix
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