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#1321 Nomoreskirts

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Posted 26 August 2008 - 10:27 PM

Airports.





Claire:

1. Don't say that's a new scratch. :unsure:
2. Your hair was fine the other day. :)



Was trying to figure out the relevance of ex-boyfriends and airports - ooh, I am a worry!
Scratch on drivers door, not horrendous but still bloomin annoying
Hair was ironed within an inch of its life at 'The Meet' but has appeared to have gone downhill like everything else since then :(

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Posted 27 August 2008 - 07:44 AM

Having to pay tax to fund the NHS, to cure self inflicted illnesses. Grrrrrrrr In cinema the other day, big fat woman with 3 children, all of who had a large coke and popcorn each... ...yea it's big bones, and over active glands.... :9mm:

#1323 Simply the Best

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Posted 27 August 2008 - 09:04 PM

Yet another rant from me: Got paid so paying tax and national insurance then having peope should abuse at me because 'I use their tax money' (???) - don't I pay it too??? Most of the chuffing people I deal with don't even work so that's rich coming from them! Oh ... and men. And breathe. :closedeyes:

#1324 Yellow_or_black?

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Posted 27 August 2008 - 09:25 PM

Shop Assistants who like to feel important by really overdoing and dragging out the customer service with another customer, whilst they completely ignore you even though you know they've seen you. And the customers they are serving who like to feel special knowing you are waiting to be served, but drag out whatever it is they're doing - whilst glancing over at you every so often to check you're noticing and getting more irritated. Moving desks, to now sit opposite the administrators - who talk utterly vacuous, bimbotastic shite all fricking day long, from morning till night, non-stop. The stupid cow last night - you know who you are (not that you'll ever read this) :angry:

#1325 framauro

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Posted 28 August 2008 - 07:08 AM

Airports.
Claire:

2. Your hair was fine the other day. :)

Hair was ironed within an inch of its life at 'The Meet' but has appeared to have gone downhill like everything else since then :(

Women who needlessly worry about their hair!!! :D

Shop Assistants who like to feel important by really overdoing and dragging out the customer service with another customer, whilst they completely ignore you even though you know they've seen you. And the customers they are serving who like to feel special knowing you are waiting to be served, but drag out whatever it is they're doing - whilst glancing over at you every so often to check you're noticing and getting more irritated.

Moving desks, to now sit opposite the administrators - who talk utterly vacuous, bimbotastic shite all fricking day long, from morning till night, non-stop.

The stupid cow last night - you know who you are (not that you'll ever read this) :angry:

I take it in all three cases above it was a woman who annoyed you? Need we men say more?? Or shall we shut up now?? :D :gayfight:


And no, I'm not chauvinistic - I love women really. It just adds a little spice to this thread ;)

#1326 Yellow_or_black?

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Posted 28 August 2008 - 11:34 AM

Hey - you're preaching to the converted. Most of my friends are male thumbsup :D

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Posted 28 August 2008 - 04:50 PM

Wankers that dump you by text!

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As per above...took him back after that event.....and he has done it again this week!!!! :angry2:

Back to being a spinster again for me i think!!! :(

Edited by nat, 28 August 2008 - 04:51 PM.


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Posted 28 August 2008 - 05:19 PM

Wankers that dump you by text!

:(



As per above...took him back after that event.....and he has done it again this week!!!! :angry2:

Back to being a spinster again for me i think!!! :(


boooooo to stinky boys.

Go on your hols and have a fab time chick, get some sun, sea and sangria action going :)

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Posted 28 August 2008 - 05:24 PM

This is why I don't date men... There are other reasons...

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Posted 28 August 2008 - 05:34 PM

silly bitch at the traffic lights in Bristol today who wanted paying to clean my windscreen with a filthy squeegy and a bottle of fairy then proceeds to ignore me after I tell her no chance, and then bitches when I won't pay her. what part of fcuk off didn't you get, and it looks you scratched the fcuking windscreen to boot. had it been a bloke someone would have benn smacked, and I don't mean me :angry2:

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Posted 28 August 2008 - 05:41 PM

had it been a bloke someone would have benn smacked, and I don't mean me :angry2:


:yeahthat: :D

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Posted 28 August 2008 - 06:03 PM

silly bitch at the traffic lights in Bristol today who wanted paying to clean my windscreen with a filthy squeegy and a bottle of fairy


Didn't windscreen wipers make this job redundant?

This has reminded me about things being made defunct... Horses. They are fcuking useless and were pretty much made surplus to requirements when the motorcar came along but people still insist on spunking thousands and thousands on them as pets. They make sh*t pets. Buy a car and a cat you wankers.

Edited by p4cks, 28 August 2008 - 06:04 PM.


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Posted 28 August 2008 - 06:58 PM

This has reminded me about things being made defunct... Horses. They are fcuking useless and were pretty much made surplus to requirements when the motorcar came along but people still insist on spunking thousands and thousands on them as pets. They make sh*t pets. Buy a car and a cat you wankers.

:lol: Imnotworthy

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Posted 28 August 2008 - 07:29 PM

This has reminded me about things being made defunct... Horses. They are fcuking useless and were pretty much made surplus to requirements when the motorcar came along but people still insist on spunking thousands and thousands on them as pets. They make sh*t pets. Buy a car and a cat you wankers.

:lol: Imnotworthy

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Posted 28 August 2008 - 07:50 PM

silly bitch at the traffic lights in Bristol today who wanted paying to clean my windscreen with a filthy squeegy and a bottle of fairy

then proceeds to ignore me after I tell her no chance, and then bitches when I won't pay her.

what part of fcuk off didn't you get, and it looks you scratched the fcuking windscreen to boot.

had it been a bloke someone would have benn smacked, and I don't mean me :angry2:


Didn't she put a little squeegie heart on your windscreen to draw you in? :rolleyes:

#1336 Simply the Best

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Posted 28 August 2008 - 07:51 PM

:yeahthat: Yeah - they are crap pets. All that poo, the brushing and grooming, going to shows ... oh and not to mention the riding ... hours and hours! Crap pets but good functional animals if they are there to do a job not just look pretty. But: ... and what it does for my bum :D ... and my thighs ... and my abs ... ... and all the fellas that watch my bum when I'm riding ... :lol: ... they don't complain ;) ... oh ... and the money I've made from buying naff horses and turning them into good horses ... and the money I've made from competing ... What am I complaining about? My horses saved my life a few years back so I'm grateful. :grouphug: BTW; no offence taken at all especially as I have agreed. My horses are not pets.

#1337 Yellow_or_black?

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Posted 28 August 2008 - 08:48 PM

That hyper-irritating Australian woman on Big Brother with the utterly ghastly voice like nails down a blackboard - ARGGGH. No, I don't watch it - but she keeps popping up on trailers

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Posted 28 August 2008 - 08:57 PM

H you seem to be in here alot, you ok? :lol: :P

#1339 Yellow_or_black?

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Posted 28 August 2008 - 09:00 PM

I wondered when someone was going to spot that :lol: However I seem to be everywhere a lot - as so many people keep reminding me :rolleyes: I have a viewing on my house tomorrow, and I really am trying to put off having to start cleaning... :( I did start a 'What do you love' thread a while back to balance this one, and I have thought of a few things I'd like to add to it, but the thread died a death...May revive it...

Edited by Yellow_or_black?, 28 August 2008 - 09:01 PM.


#1340 MaDFreeBiRD

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Posted 28 August 2008 - 09:01 PM

to be fair it would appear im around here a lot too, not in here but elsewhere. My status also changed i noticed today, how many posts are you meant to have to get need to get out more?




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