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#1341 AliM

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Posted 29 August 2008 - 01:00 PM

Fridays in work that don't go quick enough.

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Posted 29 August 2008 - 01:03 PM

:yeahthat: I will definately agree with that! I would also like the add THE SH1TTY POST, nothing i order ever arrives at my house first time!

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Posted 29 August 2008 - 01:07 PM

Josh I can't believe you've wh*red over 400 posts in a few weeks, think you hve a problem dude.

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Posted 29 August 2008 - 01:08 PM

i know it is filthy! haha What can i say my work is VERY boring :D

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Posted 29 August 2008 - 01:37 PM

i know it is filthy! haha

What can i say my work is VERY boring :D


What do you do? :) Can't be more boring than my current job i bet :P

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Posted 29 August 2008 - 01:39 PM

im the IT department for a sh1tty roofing firm, i want out! :D

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Posted 29 August 2008 - 01:42 PM

im the IT department for a sh1tty roofing firm, i want out! :D


hmm that may rival me, payroll/hr for a chair factory....

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Posted 29 August 2008 - 01:53 PM

ah haha a chair firm! amazing chinky chinky

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Posted 29 August 2008 - 01:55 PM

im the IT department for a sh1tty roofing firm, i want out! :D


Lol dont knock IT!

It keeps me in the VX and on this forum!

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Posted 29 August 2008 - 01:59 PM

I dont want out of IT i dont have a problem with that it is where i work that i have a problem

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Posted 29 August 2008 - 02:17 PM

ah haha a chair firm! amazing chinky chinky


...it's temporary :P honest!!!!

it's actually not too bad, it is in fact all types of furniture, not just chairs! :ninja:

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Posted 29 August 2008 - 02:32 PM

it ws the way you put it. Someone has to make chairs :lol:

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Posted 29 August 2008 - 08:46 PM

The utterly phenomenal stench around the Bath exit of the M4 - in all my life I swear I have never had my nostrils invaded with such an obscene, nauseating, offensive, bizarre mephitis - that, in fact, words can't describe. I can still smell it, even though it isn't there... :sick: x 17,053

That sprog in the Oreo's ad - the blonde boy (with the dog). Sooooooo annoying...

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Posted 29 August 2008 - 10:33 PM

:o Had a vintage fountain pen I adored when I was at uni, which I found amongst a drawer of 'stuff' at my parents' house. It mysteriously disappeared at uni, and I was really upset. Just scooting around ebay, and the same pen (which apparently was a REALLY rare colour of an already rare pen) is currently at £83.50 with some time to go :o :angry: Has anyone ever bought a bargain off ebay? However obscure the I think the item is that I'm searching for (a la the pen), it always turns out the whole world's after it...

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Posted 30 August 2008 - 06:07 PM

woman and royal mail

been refused a prepaid parcel at my local post office by a woman who doesn't even speak English because of two centimeters xtra i felt like squashing the package :angry:

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Posted 30 August 2008 - 07:07 PM

People who drive mobility scooters/trolleys on the f*£&^3ing road (sometimes in the middle) when theres a perfectly smooth unused kerb available!!

:beat: :poke: :ban: :9mm: :saw:

Also said twunts who undertake you at the next set of traffic lights and park their peice of crap 1' in front of your bumper!! Arrrgh!!

Feel a little better now :)

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Posted 01 September 2008 - 12:28 PM

People who drive mobility scooters/trolleys on the f*£&^3ing road (sometimes in the middle) when theres a perfectly smooth unused kerb available!!

:beat: :poke: :ban: :9mm: :saw:

Also said twunts who undertake you at the next set of traffic lights and park their peice of crap 1' in front of your bumper!! Arrrgh!!

Feel a little better now :)


Add... people on mobility scooters who drive on the PAVEMENT at maximum speed round blind corners then have the cheek to look at you contemptuously as they nearly run you over... :angry2:

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Posted 01 September 2008 - 12:33 PM

When you receive an envelope through the door with a speed camera sign on the front and the message 'important driver information enclosed'... and when you open it it turns out to be junk mail from some company flogging laser jammers! :beat: Ta very much for the heart attack! :rolleyes: JJ

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Posted 01 September 2008 - 01:41 PM

People who drive mobility scooters/trolleys on the f*£&^3ing road (sometimes in the middle) when theres a perfectly smooth unused kerb available!!

:beat: :poke: :ban: :9mm: :saw:

Also said twunts who undertake you at the next set of traffic lights and park their peice of crap 1' in front of your bumper!! Arrrgh!!

Feel a little better now :)


Add... people on mobility scooters who drive on the PAVEMENT at maximum speed round blind corners then have the cheek to look at you contemptuously as they nearly run you over... :angry2:

JJ


I was walking (very slowly, she's old, bless :wub: ) with my 82 yr old nan around Christchurch a few months back and an older chap (70ish id say) on a mobility scooter sped right up behind us and started beeping the little horn on it. There was easily room for him to go around, but noooooooooooo, he wanted us to move.

Needless to say after the 4th or 5th beep my patience was exhausted and he recieved some seriously choice words about the hypocrisy of beeping an old lady while on a mobility scooter. I was impressed i managed to keep the expletives out of it though lol, nan wouldn't have approved :wub:

#1360 MaDFreeBiRD

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Posted 01 September 2008 - 01:50 PM

my grandad used to be a nutter on those bloody scooters! he used to 2 wheel it round pretty much every corner the fool! im surprised he lived as long as he did with that kinda stuff in is mentality!




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